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Posted: 2/2/2018 11:12:13 PM EDT
I think a python or a boa constricter
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[#1]
Squirrels. It would take forever and be humiliating.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:13:06 PM EDT
[#2]
Ascaris
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:13:37 PM EDT
[#3]
death by 10,000 mosquitoes would also suck
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:13:55 PM EDT
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Damn...that FPNI thing again...
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:13:56 PM EDT
[#5]
That stupid little octopus in Australia that fucks you right proper.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:14:26 PM EDT
[#6]
Gold fish.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:14:30 PM EDT
[#7]
Chimp.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:14:38 PM EDT
[#8]
A pitbull with AIDS.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:14:43 PM EDT
[#9]
Hildabeast..
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:14:58 PM EDT
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Gold fish.
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beta fish...
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:15:26 PM EDT
[#11]
Any kind of rodent, small woodland creature or bird
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:15:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Sloth... It would be a slow death.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:16:04 PM EDT
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Gold fish.
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Ants, but gold fish would suck.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:16:31 PM EDT
[#14]
Rats. Piranhas second only because I could drown myself.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:16:36 PM EDT
[#15]
Ants.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:16:53 PM EDT
[#16]
fire ants
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:17:03 PM EDT
[#17]
Gerbil
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:17:28 PM EDT
[#18]
Either one of these guys...

...suspect #1



...suspect #2

Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:17:37 PM EDT
[#19]
Maggots
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:17:44 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:17:47 PM EDT
[#21]
Rats or Komodo dragon
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:18:42 PM EDT
[#22]
Pillbug
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:18:47 PM EDT
[#23]
I'm going with bear.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:19:17 PM EDT
[#24]
Hamster
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:19:57 PM EDT
[#25]
Centipedes
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:20:05 PM EDT
[#26]
Bears wouldn't be fun they are shitty killers and will eat you alive
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:20:17 PM EDT
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Gerbil. From the inside out.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:20:50 PM EDT
[#28]
Monty Pythons Killer Rabbits
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:21:30 PM EDT
[#29]
Mosquitos
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:21:52 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:22:09 PM EDT
[#31]
parasitic worms
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Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:24:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:24:54 PM EDT
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My first thought...
Real slow.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:25:50 PM EDT
[#35]
Crocodile.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:26:26 PM EDT
[#36]
Ebola
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:26:57 PM EDT
[#37]
Shark is a fear of mine

Pretty much any animal would suck
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:27:07 PM EDT
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That's far better, and faster, than what the Irakanji can put you through.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:27:19 PM EDT
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Gerbil. From the inside out.
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Gerbil. From the inside out.
Amateurs, guinea pigs
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:27:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:28:03 PM EDT
[#41]
Getting eaten ass-first by a big cat would suck.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:29:20 PM EDT
[#42]
What's the thing that swims up your urethra if you swim nekkid?
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:30:11 PM EDT
[#43]
1st # squirrels

That Rick & Morty episode makes me give them lil bastards a wary eye

2nd



Couldlnt live it down and saint peter or the devil would be laughing there ass off
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:30:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:30:54 PM EDT
[#45]
A gerbil.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:31:08 PM EDT
[#46]
Being paddled to death

Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:31:21 PM EDT
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See my post above
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:31:38 PM EDT
[#48]
Trained rape dogs.

They Probably Liked It
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:31:45 PM EDT
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Hildabeast..
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She's a witch so I'm sure she has practice.  Didn't get her into the Whine Haus though.
Link Posted: 2/2/2018 11:32:37 PM EDT
[#50]
Bees
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