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Posted: 9/27/2016 2:58:17 PM EST

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5000 acres in south Texas

That's about one million

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That's a lot of land.

You're going to need a riding mower.

Posted: 9/27/2016 2:59:03 PM EST

[#2]

Hire the Rolling Stones to play at my house.

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:18:56 PM EST

[#3]

I'd build an ammo fort the size of a football field.

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:29:09 PM EST

[#4]

Neckbeard 22lr ammo.

Place an order to the factory. Then price it out at $1.00/ hundred. The price that it was when I was a kid

It should go fast...

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:30:32 PM EST

[#5]

Suitcase in hand and head to Knob Creek. Find the guy with there nearest Mini-Gun and say I want to expand all of your ammo with a single burst.

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:32:36 PM EST

[#6]

4runner trail edition
5ton truck
pimp out the dmax.
thermal
ammo fort
new tractor

Thats about it.

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:33:03 PM EST

[#7]

A whole lot of NFA shit and Ammo!

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:33:26 PM EST

[#8]

Things could definitely get interesting.

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:37:43 PM EST

[#9]

Convert it into pennies.

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:50:59 PM EST

[#10]

I'd pass it out amongst my closest friends/relatives.

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:52:34 PM EST

[#11]

Ammo, travel, and property.

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:56:45 PM EST

[#12]

I'd buy a truck, boat and a bike off Craigslist and then give the rest to my wife. It'd be gone before the sun went down.

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:57:05 PM EST

[#13]

I'd wrap my old life in shrink wrap and go do something absolutely crazy for a few years. Become a art buyer in New Zealand, repair scooters in a small Italian town, or just bum around South Asia.

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:57:13 PM EST

[#14]

Buy whatever I couldn't afford before. Ammo and take training classes

Posted: 9/27/2016 3:58:40 PM EST

[#15]

Gold and silver rounds and bars

Posted: 9/27/2016 4:00:19 PM EST

[#16]

I would pay an army of illegal immigrants to landscape the shit out of my yard.

You have about $1.3M in that case.

Posted: 9/27/2016 4:00:20 PM EST

[#17]

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Thermal, NV, shit load of guns and ammo, side by sides, atv's, pickups, build a gym, new house, bunker, preps, more ammo, mountain property, helicopter.....that would take a month or so, not sure after that.

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Or "how I got myself on every terror watch list known to man and achieved ARFCOM Legendary status"

Posted: 9/27/2016 4:03:18 PM EST

[#18]

More land.

Posted: 9/27/2016 4:18:27 PM EST

[#19]

I'd buy....
Jeep Unlimited

Escalade

Nice watches

Concert for my friends...UFO, Sammy Hagar, Scorpions

Buy a upscale Bar/Eatery

Posted: 9/27/2016 4:28:08 PM EST

[#20]

That money will go a long way in south America, I hear Colombia has some beautiful women

Posted: 9/27/2016 4:34:26 PM EST

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That money will go a long way in south America, I hear Colombia has some beautiful women

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RioLover can hook you up lol

Posted: 9/27/2016 4:42:40 PM EST

[#22]

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That's a lot of land.

You're going to need a riding mower.

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5000 acres in south Texas

That's about one million

That's a lot of land.

You're going to need a riding mower.

Nah, throw some goats out there.

Posted: 9/27/2016 5:04:34 PM EST

[#23]

Pay off all bills, pay income taxes on that money.
Buy a house.
Buy a Job Box.
Buy enough guns to fill box:
At least one 9mm, probably a CZ75 and six mags.
A hunting rifle for larger game. I like Browning's BAR series, probably .308 or .300. One with nice engraving and a nice scope.
A hipoint pistol and carbine, which will both be heavily and gaudily engraved with images of pimps and hoes, marijuana leafs, and phrases like "stay woke" in Latin.
A Titanium Nitride coated Mossberg with famous ARF shotgun quotes. It might need a long barrel to hold them all.
Buy vast amounts of 5.56, 9mm, .380, .22, and BAR ammo.
NVGs and thermal.
Socks.

Posted: 9/27/2016 5:17:02 PM EST

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http://abcnews.go.com/US/family-thieves-hide-4m-stolen-cash-finally-caught/story?id=40782366

Posted: 9/27/2016 5:28:20 PM EST

[#25]

I sure as fuck wouldn't post it on Arfcom.

Posted: 9/27/2016 5:33:14 PM EST

[#26]

There is $4 Million in that case..

Link to story with same picture.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/family-thieves-hide-4m-stolen-cash-finally-caught/story?id=40782366

Posted: 9/27/2016 5:43:28 PM EST

[#27]

I'd buy a decent sized industrial type building turn it into a bar/concert hall then use the rest of the money to hire bands and try to make it a legendary place like cbgb's.

Posted: 9/27/2016 5:46:18 PM EST

[#28]

That should be enough to get me through a month without buying any toilet paper.

Posted: 9/27/2016 5:48:15 PM EST

[#29]

.

I could blow through that little bit of cash in well under a month.

Posted: 9/27/2016 5:51:07 PM EST

[#30]

Buy a bigger boat,a new truck, a pair of Thompsons, a pallet of .45 APC, and go on a glourious trip to Costa Rica with the rest.

Posted: 9/27/2016 6:07:11 PM EST

[#31]

I'd take my family and leave this state.

Then I'd move all the biggest hitters I've worked with, set up shop, and revolutionize my industry.

It'd be hard to do in under a month, so the day after I moved my family to a free state, I'd take the money down to the casino and put it all on Black. If I lost, oh well, wasn't mine anyways but at least I'm free now. If I won, well I just spent all that money to watch that wheel turn, so my one month obligation should be all set. Time to get to work.

I don't know if it's yours, or what your reasons for asking might be. But if it is, I hope it's nothing malicious or self devastating.

Posted: 9/27/2016 6:08:00 PM EST

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Disappear

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Not enough money for that.

Posted: 9/27/2016 6:14:14 PM EST

[#33]

Being recently retired, I'd take my bride of 28 years on a once-in-a-lifetime trip around the world. First class everything.

She stuck by me through a very rough career, ran our household with ruthless efficiency, and raised two children to be productive, proud Americans.

I've decided to devote my retirement, and my pension, to making her dreams come true. Nice stack, dude! Good for you.