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I cut an arrowhead in my pubes.

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What's so hard about shaving the side of your head on both sides then pulling the rest into a braided ponytail? Do you think vikings had no clue how to cut hair?

They literally had nail clippers...they were far less barbaric than pop culture portrays.

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True, however, do we know that those were common Viking hairstyles?

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I'm still trying to figure out where the haircut on the left came from.

https://news.guns.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Talking.mud_.with_.Ian_.and_.Karl_.from_.InRangeTV.VIDEO_.jpg

I mean zero disrespect to Karl, and I remember sporting something similar, though not combed to one side and far longer in the 90s (yay Jason Newstead look), and I've actually seen it once in real life, on a russian, or at least eastern bloc european, dude.

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Belters did that because of the old helmets on the spacesuits, IIRC.

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There's a whole lot of "I've been cutting my hair this way since 1965, and you should too unless you're a fag!" wharbblgarrbbll in this thread.

I just think it'd be nice to have hair.

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In the 80's our whole wrestling team cut ridges into the sides of our hair, just above the ear on the right side.  Yeah, we were badass highschoolers!

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I had my pubic hair straightened. Now I have a long flowing mane hanging off my sack.  It's truly breathtaking when you see it.

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Be careful those straightening irons get real hot.  You could burn off part of your dick.

 There is no one "Viking man's hairstyle". The Viking Age peoples had a wide variety of hairstyles, just as we do today. Some may have been most common in a particular region, or profession may have dictated hairstyle.

Usually only thralls (slaves) wore very short hair17. Probably the average man wore his hair about collar or shoulder length, and his beard as long as was comfortable for him. A professional warrior might make other choices for hairstyle to minimize the hazard of having hair or beard grabbed in combat.

The Arabic observer Ibn Fadlan noted that men of the Rus bleached their beards to a saffron yellow. Some scholars therefore believe that it is likely that they bleached their hair as well. This bleaching was accomplished using a soft, strongly basic soap, where the excess lye in the mixture provided the bleaching action18. Pliny the Elder noted this practice among the Germanic tribes, and states that men were more likely to bleach their hair than women:

Prodest et sapo, Galliarum hoc inventum rutilandis capillis. Fit ex sebo et cinere, optimus fagino et caprino, duobus modis, spissus ac liquidus, uterque apud Germanos maiore in usu viris quam feminis.
Soap is the invention of the Gauls and this is used to redden the hair. It is made from fat and ashes -- the best is beech wood ash and goat fat, the two combined, thick and clear. Many among the Germans use it, the men more than the women.
(Pliny the Elder Historia Naturalis)19

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That's not a cut, that's a natural part.

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I had my pubic hair straightened. Now I have a long flowing mane hanging off my sack.  It's truly breathtaking when you see it.