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Link Posted: 9/22/2023 10:41:56 AM EDT
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26?
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 10:45:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2023 10:45:58 AM EDT
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Sounds like cheating
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 10:49:47 AM EDT
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Here’s a fun one.

Link Posted: 9/22/2023 10:54:17 AM EDT
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having lived in indiana, it's Soda there, not pop.  pop is ohio
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 10:55:08 AM EDT
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Time for breakfast.

I think I'll have pancakes.

*Waits for Corky and Rick to call them flapjacks*
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pancakes is correct
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 10:56:01 AM EDT
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Some columbian chick I've been talking to was talking about some rice and coca-cola thing she made. Seemed odd.
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you sure she didn't say rice and coke?  probably just cutting the coke with ground rice
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 10:58:23 AM EDT
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I thought drugs first but she said coca-cola. I wonder if she'd smuggle some of the good stuff back next time she goes home and comes back, for a friend of course.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:00:17 AM EDT
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God damn dope sniffers
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:01:05 AM EDT
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Here’s a fun one.

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Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in drawing.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:02:30 AM EDT
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Fed Ex probably deliver my new phone at gosh damn midnight tonight
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:03:02 AM EDT
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Got my activation date. Dec 19. So yay!

Yeah thats assuming swelling is down enough, that appt appeared yesterday AM after I helped the person at the hospital find my approval letter for the surgery we faxed over a month ago. So things are working out, at this point.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:03:05 AM EDT
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Here’s a fun one.

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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:03:23 AM EDT
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Thanks a lot Fred
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:03:45 AM EDT
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In all fairness boomers don't know how to internet
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:04:30 AM EDT
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Seems like they’d call it two bond.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:05:49 AM EDT
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so i won't be getting a phone call from you today?
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:13:11 AM EDT
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Future me would tell past me to invest my allowance in Apple and invest some of my Apple money in bitcoin.
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Wish I bought a $999 PSL.

Wish I’d bought a case of $79.99 SKS’s


Everytime this comes up:
I wish I'd bought $500 worth of bitcoin in 2010 when they cost $0.10/ea.

Sit on it until the price is pushing $40k in Feb 2021 and start selling slowly.
At only $40k/ea, that's $200 million.

Buy all the guns and ammo I want.

Apple stock in 1992

Future me would tell past me to invest my allowance in Apple and invest some of my Apple money in bitcoin.

Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:16:00 AM EDT
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I was 3
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Wish I bought a $999 PSL.

Wish I’d bought a case of $79.99 SKS’s


Everytime this comes up:
I wish I'd bought $500 worth of bitcoin in 2010 when they cost $0.10/ea.

Sit on it until the price is pushing $40k in Feb 2021 and start selling slowly.
At only $40k/ea, that's $200 million.

Buy all the guns and ammo I want.

Apple stock in 1992


I was 3

Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:16:44 AM EDT
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Today is drive 4.5hrs for squirrel hunting and drinking with a bunch of old dudes for the next 2-3 days.
Been going pree much every year since 2010.
Reason I'll never make heartland.
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Today is Saturday 1


Today is drive 4.5hrs for squirrel hunting and drinking with a bunch of old dudes for the next 2-3 days.
Been going pree much every year since 2010.
Reason I'll never make heartland.

Coming to East?
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:17:34 AM EDT
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I haven’t found anything that works worth a shit for this.

Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:17:41 AM EDT
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I'll soda pop you in the mouth if you don't knock this shit off.

Hey.
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What if it's a soda pop?


I'll soda pop you in the mouth if you don't knock this shit off.

Hey.

Ho
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:18:49 AM EDT
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Speaking of the cat has dragged in. This week's carnage from the cats is 2 rabbits, 1 squirrel, and 1 ground squirrel.

...that we know of.
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Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:18:59 AM EDT
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Listen here you little shit
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:19:19 AM EDT
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3 bond is 1 better than 2 bond.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:20:09 AM EDT
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That's just simple maths
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:21:25 AM EDT
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Listen here you little shit
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Listen here you little shit

He may be right

Gen X invented it, along with all the cool shit we have today
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:21:35 AM EDT
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With the shrink fit & that pin installed, the ring won't slip or spin.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:23:18 AM EDT
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26?
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well done Dopple.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:23:48 AM EDT
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pancakes is correct
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bacon, egg and hash browns.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:25:19 AM EDT
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He may be right

Gen X invented it, along with all the cool shit we have today
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We're the same age, boomer.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:29:45 AM EDT
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Well, well. Look what the cat dragged in.


How do, Dag?
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One day you're sniffing butts and the next day you're missing your nuts.

Ups and downs. You?
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:31:35 AM EDT
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One day you're sniffing butts and the next day you're missing your nuts.

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Got your boy fixed?  Painful for it.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:32:23 AM EDT
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He may be right

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Gen x didn't invent the internet, dumb shit.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:35:53 AM EDT
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haha big dumb idiot
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:35:59 AM EDT
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One day you're sniffing butts and the next day you're missing your nuts.

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Livin' the dream. I wake up every morning screaming.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:36:33 AM EDT
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That's a weird dream
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:38:40 AM EDT
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Got your boy fixed?  Painful for it.
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Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:40:09 AM EDT
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That's a weird dream
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Maybe he's screaming in ecstasy from getting railed by a BBC.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:42:38 AM EDT
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Makes focus look like a Rhodes scholar.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:46:36 AM EDT
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I'd ride her train. Toot toot.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:53:17 AM EDT
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steak or pork chop for dinner?

taking the woman out
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:57:44 AM EDT
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I haven’t found anything that works worth a shit for this.

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I haven’t found anything that works worth a shit for this.


Google translate app
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 11:58:31 AM EDT
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Here's a fun one.

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I'd like some fine Bavarian food sprinkled with umlauts, please.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 12:01:27 PM EDT
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steak or pork chop for dinner?

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Steak, duh.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 12:17:16 PM EDT
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steak or pork chop for dinner?

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depends, are you using Dr Pepper
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 12:19:21 PM EDT
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God damn dope sniffers
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I hate coke. I just like the way it smells.
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 12:34:40 PM EDT
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no.  

Link Posted: 9/22/2023 12:35:44 PM EDT
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Usual Friday commute.
Usual Friday evening?
Link Posted: 9/22/2023 12:45:14 PM EDT
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i think i have a cold sore in my nose.

pretty sure i got the herpes from some girl in college
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