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Posted: 2/26/2022 9:37:27 PM EDT
Took my kid to the park today (single because I refused to sign the dotted line)
100% of the parents were normal dudes with once hot wives who doubled in mass. That tight 130 was now 260+. It was gross. |
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My wife has stayed roughly the same weight since we married 7 years ago.
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When I was married my wife fed the hell out of me and I’m the one who got fat.
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Married 20 years. Wife is maybe 15 lbs heavier than when we met.
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My wife is a little less than when we were in college. It's been 20yrs we've been together.
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lol
Not true at all, but definitely keep telling yourself that. |
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I’ve thought about this same thing. Multiple theories.
- Women gain weight as a safety mechanism. Imagine living in the ghetto as a hot lady. Not safe, stressful. Hence why so many poor people are fat. - Women feel stronger when they’re a bigger mass. If they don’t like feeling physically inferior to their man, they just eat until they outweigh them. - Food at restaurants is the same serving size for both men and women. A 130lbs lady should only eat half her plate, but doing that feels weird so they keep eating. - Democrat women have mental disorders and eat for their depression. |
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hambeasts, hambeasts everywhere.
hambeast An extremely obese mass of flesh that is collectively thought of as human. To qualify for hambeast, the being must be 100 lbs. overweight, but the minimum can travel downwards if the hambeast tries to "show their stuff" when there is glaringly too much of "it." |
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Kids and/or menopause are not kind.
Getting older in general isn't kind of men or women either. Shit happens. |
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The same 1/2 /dozen arf millionaires with 120lbs wives that weigh less than than they were when they got married will obviously tell me I'm wrong. This thread is not for you. You're an anomaly...stop it.
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True to form, every one on arfcom is a millionaire with no debt, super model wife, 23 BMI and drives nothing but manual transmissions. However, look around any public venue and one can see pretty qwik very few of general public is on arfcom. So OP is correct. Huge proportion of American women, most everyone for that matter, arfcom not withstanding, is over weight if not obese. |
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They don't make enough money for their wives to care about staying fit.
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Quoted: The same 1/2 /dozen arf millionaires with 120lbs wives that weigh less than than they were when they got married will obviously tell me I'm wrong. This thread is not for you. You're an anomaly...stop it. View Quote Nobody wants to admit to others that their wife became a fat hambeast. Once a women is able to take a man's house and half his life savings, she doesn't need to be attractive anymore. He is not keeping her because she looks good. He is keeping her around so he doesn't lose all his shit. |
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I’ve been with my wife for 10 years and she’s a little heavier than then, but still skinny.
Most of the parents at my kids schools are fat. Because I guess most of america is fat.. |
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Same reason guys get a gut instead of their 6 pack.
You stop caring about your looks and let yourself go. You stuff your fat face with food. You park as close as possible to the store. You take a tram/bus/people mover to save you 100 steps of walking. |
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Quoted: I've thought about this same thing. Multiple theories. - Women gain weight as a safety mechanism. Imagine living in the ghetto as a hot lady. Not safe, stressful. Hence why so many poor people are fat. - Women feel stronger when they're a bigger mass. If they don't like feeling physically inferior to their man, they just eat until they outweigh them. - Food at restaurants is the same serving size for both men and women. A 130lbs lady should only eat half her plate, but doing that feels weird so they keep eating. - Democrat women have mental disorders and eat for their depression. View Quote |
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I'm now watching Miranda Lambert singing during the intermission of the Nashville Pred's hockey game.
Hardly recognized her. She's at least 60 lbs. heavier than the last time I saw her. Of course, we also had the recent Bridget Fonda sighting which caused my penis to turtle. Two examples to buttress OP's claim. |
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Because they don’t have to try to attract you anymore. They have you on a marriage contract with financial penalties.
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Quoted: You forgot another reason: A greater expanse of skin provides more area to be covered with body art. Apparently, a memo went out some years ago to all the hippos that the most sure-fire way to increase their sex-appeal is to cover themselves in tats. While the effectiveness of this technique may be up for debate, it is undeniable that fat chicks have adopted this strategy in mass. View Quote Good point, I’ve noticed this as well. In the 90s and 00s, the only tattoos were on the back or maybe ankle. Now it’s like they intentionally put them on the middle of their legs to destroy their looks. |
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Quoted: They don't make enough money for their wives to care about staying fit. View Quote We have a winner! Staying in shape takes effort. These women know their men don't want to get raped in family court. It takes a shit ton of money to survive a divorce with kids and still be financially attractive to other women. It's not the modern conveniences, it's not corn syrup in our food... Nope, you can thank divorce court for the cows modern wives turn into |
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They bought what they wanted...Why the need for the upkeep? Their not dating any longer why bother?
This is only for attractive girls from the start. Hambeasts and hampig guys mesh well with each other and don't need to do anything else Other than pure narcissistic vanity.....All the women I know who are "dating" in their late 20's or 30's and not already tied down, take care of themselves because they know their chances depend on it The majority of single women on the walking trail that are jogging alone....are doing the same thing for the same reason unless their a health nut in that case they'd already wouldn't be shovin their faces with mcdonalds I meet a lot of fat chicks on those trails. Fat chick alone on a walking trail = total gold mine |
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They get fat and happy. Plus, they get at least half your shit if you divorce them. Heres a hint to you married guys:if your wife suddenly loses 50lbs and gets back down to her "fighting weight" youre FUCKED. Shes fixing to take half your shit and be fucking the bad boy dope dealer on the corner.
When you say I do, they've got you so they don't give a damn how they look anymore and theres nothing you can do about it. |
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Quoted: Not mine. She’s curvy and thicc with tits that would make a thin women fall over and unable to do a sit up. And she’s a doctor. And she’s the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Everyone on the gun forum has a thin, beautiful wife. Not mine. She’s curvy and thicc with tits that would make a thin women fall over and unable to do a sit up. And she’s a doctor. And she’s the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen. Go on.... Continue! |
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Been married 51 years. Wife weighed a 110 when we married. Now she’s 95.
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Yeah, dude. Tell me about it. I'm still the same 185-200 fluctuation I have always been in the 15 years I've known her...She's chosen to just say "Fuck it" since children. I could accept a few extra. I could even accept a few more after that. But we're hitting a level where I'm just not going to be able to accept it...
And yeah, I tried discussing my thoughts on her fitness level a ways back but she appears to be doubling down since... I know we'll both fall apart eventually and that's what you sign up for when you agree to get married, but we are middle aged. There's no reason to completely lose all manner of fitness because you're simply too comfortable and got a lock with children. |
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Married 20 years, she currently weighs 117. Don't think she has ever been more then 120. Works out 4 days a week.
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Quoted: True to form, every one on arfcom is a millionaire with no debt, super model wife, 23 BMI and drives nothing but manual transmissions. However, look around any public venue and one can see pretty qwik very few of general public is on arfcom. So OP is correct. Huge proportion of American women, most everyone for that matter, arfcom not withstanding, is over weight if not obese. View Quote Some of us have huge dicks too. I don’t drive a manual as a DD though, knees aren’t what they used to be. |
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I dunno what sort of deep, philosophical response you're after but the answer is comfort.
She's comfortable. Comfort is the opposite of inspiration, drive, hunger, etc. |
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Quoted: The same 1/2 /dozen arf millionaires with 120lbs wives that weigh less than than they were when they got married will obviously tell me I'm wrong. This thread is not for you. You're an anomaly...stop it. View Quote Quoted: Been married 51 years. Wife weighed a 110 when we married. Now she’s 95. View Quote Quoted: Married 20 years, she currently weighs 117. Don't think she has ever been more then 120. Works out 4 days a week. View Quote I literally just covered this |
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