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Posted: 11/26/2019 12:34:46 AM EST

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A better question might be: why do we have pubic hair?

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So you when it's time to play ball.

Posted: 11/26/2019 12:47:09 AM EST

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Because nipple brows look terrible

Posted: 11/26/2019 12:59:03 AM EST

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Reason 1. Keep sweat out of eyes

Reason 2. Same reasons dogs to. Facilities communication with other humans

Dogs have fur all over their body and face. So do they have or even need eyebrows? The function of eyebrows in humans is to prevent sweat from running down your forehead and into your eyes. As dogs don’t sweat why would they even need eyebrows
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Ways in which dogs use their eyebrows to communicate may include;

your dog raises his brows, to indicate they see something of interest.
lowered eyebrows mean they are confused by a sound or trying to figure out what you want. This can also express your dog is a bit angry.
one eyebrow raised says your dog is questioning or puzzled.
a pouting dog will lower their eyebrows, showing their feelings are hurt.
an angry or suspicious dog will have his eyes partly closed, with his eyebrows pulled down

Posted: 11/26/2019 1:26:17 AM EST

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So you know what color the carpet is, duh.

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The only logical answer.

Posted: 11/26/2019 1:34:12 AM EST

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I think most mammals have eyebrows, so it is a really old trait.

But I’m not buying it being due to sweat, I think it might be for dirt deflection.

Cats don’t sweat, but they have eyebrows.

Posted: 11/26/2019 1:41:41 AM EST

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So we can raise them that Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted: 11/26/2019 1:44:18 AM EST

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Exhibit emotion.

Posted: 11/26/2019 1:52:28 AM EST

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I dunno. Shave them off, and see if it affects your pussy ratio.

Drunken Subnet hypothesis: Chicks dig some form of eyebrow, and I must maintain some semblance of such, to maintain optimal dick hydration levels.

Posted: 11/26/2019 1:54:50 AM EST

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I dunno. Shave them off, and see if it affects your pussy ratio.

Drunken Subnet hypothesis: Chicks dig some form of eyebrow, and I must maintain some semblance of such, to maintain optimal dick hydration levels.

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How would they see your eyebrows if you're wearing a ski mask?

Posted: 11/26/2019 1:55:58 AM EST

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Posted: 11/26/2019 1:58:27 AM EST

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How would they see your eyebrows if you're wearing a ski mask?

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I dunno. Shave them off, and see if it affects your pussy ratio.

Drunken Subnet hypothesis: Chicks dig some form of eyebrow, and I must maintain some semblance of such, to maintain optimal dick hydration levels.

How would they see your eyebrows if you're wearing a ski mask?

Good call.