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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:10:04 PM EDT
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How many were married and got a divorce?
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It's actually surprising how many of her friends had it done.
My wife is 45 y/o professional (CPA) and works as a financial controller at a aircraft parts company.  Most of her friends are of similar age (about 42 to 48 y/o) and are mostly professionals (bankers, accountants, doctors, architect, etc.) and out of 23 that I know 16 had it done and another one is going to have it done in couple months.  None of them have the big porn tits but are of "normal" size.  One of her friend had an reduction done some time back...didn't know it cost a lot more to make them smaller than make them bigger.
How many were married and got a divorce?
Let see...out of 16 friends who had it done

4 were never married (2 are lesbians)
2 had it done after they got divorced and are still single
2 had it done before getting married and still married
4 had it done after getting married and has remained married for more than 5 years
1 is on husband #2 or #3 since she had the enhancement
1 got divorced within a year after she had it done but their marriage was already broken for many years  
2 got divorced few years after she got them done

I guess odds of divorce after enhancement is no different than among the general population.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:10:16 PM EDT
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So what else does your MIL know about porn...
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pics of MIL?
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:11:56 PM EDT
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Her new boyfriend is going to love them...motorboat the shit out of them
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:13:31 PM EDT
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Let see...out of 16 friends who had it done

4 were never married (2 are lesbians)
2 had it done after they got divorced and are still single
2 had it done before getting married and still married
4 had it done after getting married and has remained married for more than 5 years
1 is on husband #2 or #3 since she had the enhancement
1 got divorced within a year after she had it done but their marriage was already broken for many years  
2 got divorced few years after she got them done

I guess odds of divorce after enhancement is no different than among the general population.
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It's actually surprising how many of her friends had it done.
My wife is 45 y/o professional (CPA) and works as a financial controller at a aircraft parts company.  Most of her friends are of similar age (about 42 to 48 y/o) and are mostly professionals (bankers, accountants, doctors, architect, etc.) and out of 23 that I know 16 had it done and another one is going to have it done in couple months.  None of them have the big porn tits but are of "normal" size.  One of her friend had an reduction done some time back...didn't know it cost a lot more to make them smaller than make them bigger.
How many were married and got a divorce?
Let see...out of 16 friends who had it done

4 were never married (2 are lesbians)
2 had it done after they got divorced and are still single
2 had it done before getting married and still married
4 had it done after getting married and has remained married for more than 5 years
1 is on husband #2 or #3 since she had the enhancement
1 got divorced within a year after she had it done but their marriage was already broken for many years  
2 got divorced few years after she got them done

I guess odds of divorce after enhancement is no different than among the general population.
OP is reading this thread with his wife. SMH this is gonna end worse than we thought.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:15:17 PM EDT
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OP is reading this thread with his wife. SMH this is gonna end worse than we thought.
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LOL
She's not reading this...she's too much in pain to care.
I did have to ask her some questions to make the list as I don't all the history of her friends.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:16:14 PM EDT
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but I told her she has to make the final choice as it's her body.
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Lol
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:18:09 PM EDT
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Pics or gtfo
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:18:54 PM EDT
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So what else does your MIL know about porn...
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LOL
She used to be a makeup artist and stylist here in S. FL. (worked on Miami Vice in the 80's) and she used to work with a lot of photographers and photographer's client sometimes were porn stars.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:21:33 PM EDT
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With all these boob jog topics lately. Kind of makes you think that there is a nationwide Christmas sale on them.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:24:17 PM EDT
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Ok, Im an idiot.  

I thought this was some type of new age replacement tit.  When you get tired of one size, you just order the next size up or some shit and screw them in.

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Breast Implants
Ok, Im an idiot.  

I thought this was some type of new age replacement tit.  When you get tired of one size, you just order the next size up or some shit and screw them in.

Factory upgrades for the Cherry2000.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:27:16 PM EDT
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Good luck. Just remember we are all here for you, bud.
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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:27:24 PM EDT
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It’ll take 6 weeks until she heals initially.  Boobs drop soon after.
All good in 12 weeks. It’s a tough procedure.  Lots of initial
pain.

Take her to Victoria Secrets and buy her some new bras.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:32:53 PM EDT
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It’ll take 6 weeks until she heals initially.  Boobs drop soon after.
All good in 12 weeks. It’s a tough procedure.  Lots of initial
pain.

Take her to Victoria Secrets and buy her some new bras.
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She doesn't need an excuse to buy anything from VS...she has all kinds of stuff from there.
We went to VS last week to get some bras that close from the front.  Evidently she has to keep her arms down for some months after the procedure so it's easier to use the front closing ones.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:37:29 PM EDT
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She doesn't need an excuse to buy anything from VS...she has all kinds of stuff from there.
We went to VS last week to get some bras that close from the front.  Evidently she has to keep her arms down for some months after the procedure so it's easier to use the front closing ones.  
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Her next husband will love them.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:44:43 PM EDT
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I mean you don't see any men running to doctors to get their dick enlarged.
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15,000 a year is a lot more than "not any".
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:45:38 PM EDT
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With all these boob jog topics lately. Kind of makes you think that there is a nationwide Christmas sale on them.
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Probably a lot cheaper than when they first came out, or financing them is easier.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:48:47 PM EDT
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“Want a boob job” = insecure.
Got a boob job = more (false) security and attention.
Next phase = eventually putting that security/attention to use (and moving on to a fresh start).
They will ditch anything related to their “old” self (including you).
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:52:08 PM EDT
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Probably a lot cheaper than when they first came out, or financing them is easier.
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She just charged it all on the credit card and then she'll pay it off when bill comes in.  
She could have just paid cash but she wanted the 2% cash back...I told you she's an accountant.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:52:15 PM EDT
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Hack the clock.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 7:59:35 PM EDT
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6 days a week huh?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkjWnAvIUAAaZCA.jpg

I feel for ya man.
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>snip<Well, after thinking about and researching about it for past 5 years wife finally got a set of bolt-on boobs...and tummy tuck.>snip<

>snip<She works out at the gym from 5:00AM to 6:45AM (weights and cardio) 6 days a week>snip<

6 days a week huh?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkjWnAvIUAAaZCA.jpg

I feel for ya man.
Lol definitely this. Working out for nearly two hours a day, 6 days a week? She must look like Arnold in his prime or do what most women do at the gym...

Link Posted: 12/21/2017 8:17:26 PM EDT
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Not just pics but before and after pics.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 8:25:10 PM EDT
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Lol definitely this. Working out for nearly two hours a day, 6 days a week? She must look like Arnold in his prime or do what most women do at the gym...

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Good point 12hrs a week is a lot of weight lifting. Or she's just sitting around with her gym buddy for an hour together  and then banging his brains out for the other hour at his place.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 8:41:11 PM EDT
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Good point 12hrs a week is a lot of weight lifting. Or she's just sitting around with her gym buddy for an hour together  and then banging his brains out for the other hour at his place.
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Lol definitely this. Working out for nearly two hours a day, 6 days a week? She must look like Arnold in his prime or do what most women do at the gym...

Good point 12hrs a week is a lot of weight lifting. Or she's just sitting around with her gym buddy for an hour together  and then banging his brains out for the other hour at his place.
She does treadmill, weights, spinning, yoga, etc. but is not obsessed by it.  She's not a body builder type (she thinks that's gross). She exercises to keep healthy and fit.  She's 45 y/o and she knows she has to work out to keep her body shape in check.  Her job has a lot of stress at times so working out keeps her stay sane.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 8:47:59 PM EDT
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She does treadmill, weights, spinning, yoga, etc. but is not obsessed by it.  She's not a body builder type (she thinks that's gross). She exercises to keep healthy and fit.  She's 45 y/o and she knows she has to work out to keep her body shape in check.  Her job has a lot of stress at times so working out keeps her stay sane.
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No disrespect to your wife, but if she has to work out that obsessively to keep from getting fat ............. she eats too much.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 8:56:39 PM EDT
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Weird thread I like it.

I wish you luck OP

I'll have to check out previous posts to see what the thinking was on this.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 8:58:14 PM EDT
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She does treadmill, weights, spinning, yoga, etc. but is not obsessed by it.  She's not a body builder type (she thinks that's gross). She exercises to keep healthy and fit.  She's 45 y/o and she knows she has to work out to keep her body shape in check.  Her job has a lot of stress at times so working out keeps her stay sane.
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Lol definitely this. Working out for nearly two hours a day, 6 days a week? She must look like Arnold in his prime or do what most women do at the gym...

Good point 12hrs a week is a lot of weight lifting. Or she's just sitting around with her gym buddy for an hour together  and then banging his brains out for the other hour at his place.
She does treadmill, weights, spinning, yoga, etc. but is not obsessed by it.  She's not a body builder type (she thinks that's gross). She exercises to keep healthy and fit.  She's 45 y/o and she knows she has to work out to keep her body shape in check.  Her job has a lot of stress at times so working out keeps her stay sane.
I fear you have a long road ahead of you OP. ......already spending 2hr a day, 6 days a week at the meat market, with big new titties inbound??  

Eh hell, maybe you'll be one of the guys that make it......
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:02:23 PM EDT
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Is she on Snapchat
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:05:53 PM EDT
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Thats weird. Maybe retaining water or something?
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Na. They settle, "fluff", and the muscle relaxes which gives the body a chance to fill in with more fat. Obviously after the surgery there will be swelling and then a later contraction of the muscle due to the implant, but they should not end up being smaller in the long run.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:06:36 PM EDT
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It’ll take 6 weeks until she heals initially.  Boobs drop soon after.
All good in 12 weeks. It’s a tough procedure.  Lots of initial
pain.

Take her to Victoria Secrets and buy her some new bras.
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Not for a few months, as you mentioned the implants need to drop first. But hey, according to the peanut gallery he’ll be divorced before then.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:08:30 PM EDT
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IN!
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:11:03 PM EDT
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Her next husband boyfriend will love them.
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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:11:53 PM EDT
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She does treadmill, weights, spinning, yoga, etc. but is not obsessed by it.  She's not a body builder type (she thinks that's gross). She exercises to keep healthy and fit.  She's 45 y/o and she knows she has to work out to keep her body shape in check.  Her job has a lot of stress at times so working out keeps her stay sane.
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For 2hrs, 6 days a week? If she needs 2hrs daily of jogging to not gain weight she's eating to much.....ooooor

Shes not really at the gym for 2hrs straight 6 days a week. I'm sorry man but she's lying to you.

Also you say she's not obsessed with it, but she goes from 4am to 6am religiously every week, 6 days a week...
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:16:41 PM EDT
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The truth.  I know 3 women that got boob jobs and all three went wild and left their husbands and children  within a year.  No shit.
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Every wife who gets fake boobs finds a new man. Sorry op
The truth.  I know 3 women that got boob jobs and all three went wild and left their husbands and children  within a year.  No shit.
And I know several dozens who have and have not got divorced.  My wife included.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:32:50 PM EDT
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Kind of like snapon tools but less expensive.
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Fixt
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:37:19 PM EDT
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Well, after thinking about and researching about it for past 5 years wife finally got a set of bolt-on boobs...and tummy tuck.
She had an amazing body until she got pregnant and subsequent 15 months of breast feeding took a heavy toll on her body.  Her perky small 34C became sagging medium 36B and her flat abdomen developed excessive stretch marks/excessive skin and got pudgy.  She works out at the gym from 5:00AM to 6:45AM (weights and cardio) 6 days a week and eats healthy so she has very athletic body but she just couldn't improve the breast and abdomen.  She has been researching for about 5 years and talked to couple doctors and finally decided to proceed 12 weeks ago.  I was totally against the procedure from the beginning (general anesthetic is not to be taken lightly) but I told her she has to make the final choice as it's her body.

She's still swollen and wrapped up in gauze and has on a special bra/braziers so it looks larger than they really are.  When my MIL saw them first time she said they look huge like porn boobs.  In reality her size only increased from 36B to full size 36C and did a raise so they don't sag.  To her credit she did a lot of research and talked to many of her friends who had it done and met with several doctors before making her decision.  The doctor who she chose was highly recommended by her friends and several other surgeons in the field...and reflected in the cost.

It's interesting how vain women are as breast enhancement among women is as common as cavities.  I mean you don't see any men running to doctors to get their dick enlarged.
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This is not going to work out for OP.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:43:34 PM EDT
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Skin them smokewagons
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:51:23 PM EDT
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This should be the standard AR15 Bolt Ons for the wife unit.

Link Posted: 12/21/2017 9:58:11 PM EDT
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I got them for my wife 3 weeks ago. They’re awesome.

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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 10:03:26 PM EDT
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I hope your wife and you are happy with the results.  Sounds like she's really striving for a look if she's in a gym 6 days a week.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 10:04:17 PM EDT
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Haha! Beautiful!
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 10:07:48 PM EDT
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Is she on Snapchat
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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 10:21:27 PM EDT
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Kind of like snapon tools but more less expensive.
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What are 'bolt on boobs'?

srsly, I have no idea.
Kind of like snapon tools but more less expensive.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 10:26:45 PM EDT
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OP, if you are’t already, get in shape.  Learn to ballroom dance.  Women love that.  Be a more attentive husband.  Be devoted to her.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 10:28:15 PM EDT
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In Before The Divorce
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 10:39:33 PM EDT
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What does something like that cost? Wife wants the same thing?
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 10:40:20 PM EDT
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Every wife who gets fake boobs finds a new man. Sorry op
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This. Sorry OP. Hide your money and guns and have a backup plan.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 11:01:27 PM EDT
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I guess odds of divorce after enhancement is no different than among the general population.
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There are odds, then there are GD odds.
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 11:07:50 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2017 11:10:36 PM EDT
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I think my wife could use some implants???

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Red snapper link
Link Posted: 12/21/2017 11:18:06 PM EDT
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