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Posted: 10/23/2023 9:27:59 PM EDT
This is disgusting:

She Ate 48 Oysters, Her Date Left Her With The $300 Bill


She admitted at the beginning she was going to take advantage of the guy.

Sorry if a dupe, I did a quick search and found nothing.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:33:08 PM EDT
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You know what they say about oysters being an aphrodisiac isn't true. I ate 24 one night and only 12 worked.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:34:53 PM EDT
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Half staffed huh.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:34:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:35:22 PM EDT
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This is disgusting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F__j2bDcLyk

She admitted at the beginning she was going to take advantage of the guy.

Sorry if a dupe, I did a quick search and found nothing.
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Why did you feel the need to post this? Was it forwarded to your geocities account?
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:35:46 PM EDT
[#5]
Love me some oysters, but damn that's nasty as hell lol.

Good for him.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:37:40 PM EDT
[#6]
Some of the most fun I've ever had was hanging the bill for veal and lobster on a girl that made it clear she was way out of my league. The waiter was totally into it too.

"One check or two sir?"

We'll split the wine but two please. Bitch swallowed her tongue. I made a clean getaway and handed him fat tip. She was literally speechless.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:41:50 PM EDT
[#7]
$6/oyster?  What the hell?  You can get them flown in from Maine or New Brunswick fresh for less than that.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:42:29 PM EDT
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Some of the most fun I've ever had was hanging the bill for veal and lobster on a girl that made it clear she was way out of my league. The waiter was totally into it too.

"One check or two sir?"

We'll split the wine but two please. Bitch swallowed her tongue. I made a clean getaway and handed him fat tip. She was literally speechless.
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One of those username checks out posts. Nice!
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:43:49 PM EDT
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I love but i doubt id eat more than two dozen...and im a big guy.
Four dozen is just gluttony. But now i want raw bar
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:55:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Who the fuck could eat 48 large, chewy pieces of snot?
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:57:30 PM EDT
[#11]
$300 for 4 dozen oysters?  Holy shit.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:58:43 PM EDT
[#12]
I love oysters, and 48 doesn't sound like a lot, but what a waste of money.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 9:59:32 PM EDT
[#13]
good call on ditching oyster girl
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:02:47 PM EDT
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This is disgusting:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F__j2bDcLyk

She admitted at the beginning she was going to take advantage of the guy.

Sorry if a dupe, I did a quick search and found nothing.
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Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:06:41 PM EDT
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I did when I had pneumonia
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:12:20 PM EDT
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I did when I had pneumonia
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Who the fuck could eat 48 large, chewy pieces of snot?

I did when I had pneumonia


Almost worth pneumonia for those good loogies!
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:13:02 PM EDT
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Half staffed huh.
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That was a good one.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:14:12 PM EDT
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Some of the most fun I've ever had was hanging the bill for veal and lobster on a girl that made it clear she was way out of my league. The waiter was totally into it too.

"One check or two sir?"

We'll split the wine but two please. Bitch swallowed her tongue. I made a clean getaway and handed him fat tip. She was literally speechless.
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Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:14:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:15:16 PM EDT
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Some of the most fun I've ever had was hanging the bill for veal and lobster on a girl that made it clear she was way out of my league. The waiter was totally into it too.

"One check or two sir?"

We'll split the wine but two please. Bitch swallowed her tongue. I made a clean getaway and handed him fat tip. She was literally speechless.
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I'm confused here - How did you hang your half of the check on her again?
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:16:27 PM EDT
[#21]
$6.25 per oyster?  
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:18:03 PM EDT
[#22]
I would have snuck out too!
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:18:54 PM EDT
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Especially when they're quite good when grilled in the shell.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:19:39 PM EDT
[#24]
Is it wrong to pull for a shitload (get it) of Vibrio vulnificus?
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:27:30 PM EDT
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$300 for 4 dozen oysters?  Holy shit.
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Video says $15/doz Oyster Tuesday special, but drinks and all that other shit add up. How many did he have?


Schluuuuuurp.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:29:42 PM EDT
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You know what they say about oysters being an aphrodisiac isn't true. I ate 24 one night and only 12 worked.
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Brother Theodore?
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:31:42 PM EDT
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Saw the raw video a while back.

I really don't get the dipshit voiceover popularity.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:35:04 PM EDT
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Video says $15/doz Oyster Tuesday special, but drinks and all that other shit add up. How many did he have?

Schluuuuuurp.
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The math on this just keeps getting odder. 48 oysters @ $15/dozen and a $300 tab?  So, another $240 of non-oysters.  I mean even at $20 per cocktail that's 12 cocktails for two people?  Something is not adding up here.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:38:13 PM EDT
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Screw the math! Order 48 snot rocks and I'm out. Enjoy your meal without me or my wallet.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:40:14 PM EDT
[#30]
Can you imagine her farts?
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:44:23 PM EDT
[#31]
Salt water is basically free, and tastes exactly the same.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:48:44 PM EDT
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I'd love to see someone defend this behavior. Any date that order 48 of anything is done. Imagine sitting across from someone who ordered 48 mozzarella sticks or shrimp or wings or chicken nuggets. Fuck that!
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:50:16 PM EDT
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I'd love to see someone defend this behavior. Any date that order 48 of anything is done. Imagine sitting across from someone who ordered 48 mozzarella sticks or shrimp or wings or chicken nuggets. Fuck that!
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@Midcap
I believe this is a question for the thiccc inclined.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:53:03 PM EDT
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True story. I had a cousin who ate some bad oysters once. He died a few weeks later.

Totally fucked up. I didn't like oysters before then. And I damn sure don't like them, now.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:55:30 PM EDT
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Fair. But, being a non-thicc attracted person, I'm out.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:58:22 PM EDT
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That's too much for snot on a shell.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:58:25 PM EDT
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I would have bailed the first time that pig slurped like that. Disgusting bitch.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:58:56 PM EDT
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I've done that a few times. Except at CJ Finz that's $48 if you go on Monday night.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:59:10 PM EDT
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The math on this just keeps getting odder. 48 oysters @ $15/dozen and a $300 tab?  So, another $240 of non-oysters.  I mean even at $20 per cocktail that's 12 cocktails for two people?  Something is not adding up here.
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She had some meat product in there too.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 10:59:52 PM EDT
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I'll eat 48 fried, but raw oysters, naw.

Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:00:26 PM EDT
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I'm confused here - How did you hang your half of the check on her again?
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Some of the most fun I've ever had was hanging the bill for veal and lobster on a girl that made it clear she was way out of my league. The waiter was totally into it too.

"One check or two sir?"

We'll split the wine but two please. Bitch swallowed her tongue. I made a clean getaway and handed him fat tip. She was literally speechless.


I'm confused here - How did you hang your half of the check on her again?

I assumed she ate the veal and lobster and got stuck with paying for what she ordered, but now I'm confused.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:01:56 PM EDT
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$300 for 4 dozen oysters?  Holy shit.
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I watched most of the vid ... 4 dozen oysters, crab cakes, potatoes, drinks, etc.    No, this female went full out
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:03:22 PM EDT
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Who the fuck could eat 48 large, chewy pieces of snot?
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Those look like small, tasty cold water oysters and I'd easily eat 4 dozen.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:04:09 PM EDT
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I love oysters, and 48 doesn't sound like a lot, but what a waste of money.
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Those are way overpriced.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:25:30 PM EDT
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Not season yet here.  I tend to buy a couple boat bags a year (boat bag is about 100lbs).  If they are normal sized (for Texas), I can easily sit down and eat 2 dozen.  Give me an hour or 2 - sure I could eat another 2 dozen.  Never tried 4 dozen in one sitting.  Last year, my first bag was utter crap (had to throw most of it away).  I got a 1/2 bag that came from a different region - they were extra jumbo's.  I normally shell 18 a sitting (it is more about time than appetite) - 8 of those were more filling.
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So he learned a few things.  One, she is self absorbed - being more concerned with her food and her phone than his company.  Based on the audio - she knows how to suck.  Based on her apatite - she is at least a land whale in training.

That said, the video was highly edited - I saw 1 drink, 4 dozen oysters, and a crab cake entree.  I don't know how much of the $300 was his - and no way the meal she ate was worth that.  Honestly, pretty sure I could kill that much food if I put my mind to it - but I would rather eat a second meal after the date was over than look like a biped hog.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:29:22 PM EDT
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I haven't used these in a while



Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:33:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:37:58 PM EDT
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What a disgusting slut.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:39:21 PM EDT
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$300 for 4 dozen oysters?  Holy shit.
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There was other food and of course the drinks weren't cheap either.
Link Posted: 10/23/2023 11:48:05 PM EDT
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The oysters weren't even the expensive part.  That was like $60.
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