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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Woman Says She Was Seduced by Bigfoot’s ‘Huge Erection’ (Page 1 of 3)

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:34:30 PM EDT

I am having sex with Bigfoot

A marijuana farmer by the name of Nancy Hoggert was tending to her crops in Belfair, Washington, when she discovered that Bigfoot was snacking on her precious buds. Since the sasquatch was nibbling away at her livelihood, Hoggert decided to dispense a little backwoods justice. Armed with a shotgun, she confronted Bigfoot about his decision to turn her pricy pot plants into an afternoon meal. That’s when things got a little hairy.

Nancy Hoggert allegedly told the website Bigfoot Tracker News, “I pointed my shotgun at him and he put up his hands, scared. That’s when I looked down and noticed he had a huge erection between his legs. I hadn’t gotten any in a while and well, from there, it somehow turned into an adult movie.

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:35:32 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/27/2022 6:35:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/27/2022 6:36:06 PM EDT

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Screen name?

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:36:07 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/27/2022 6:37:08 PM EDT

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who knew that a samsquanch would have a humongous dong

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:38:44 PM EDT

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Attached File

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:39:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/27/2022 6:39:52 PM EDT

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This reminded me of the gross horror movie with Indians turned into samsquantch and raping the female character of the movie….

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:43:10 PM EDT

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@FistPeso

True?

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:44:29 PM EDT

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Tales of the BigFoot tallywacker.

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:46:46 PM EDT

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I made it as far as marijuana farmer.

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:47:04 PM EDT

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Seems legit.

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:47:34 PM EDT

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Going to need photographic evidence of supposed Squatch banger to determine validity of story.

Everyone knows the Sas only goes for them fine ladies

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:50:17 PM EDT

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In before big erection pics request

Edit: too late

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:51:06 PM EDT

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You know what they say about big feet right?

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:52:07 PM EDT

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110 fukkin' per cent

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:53:57 PM EDT

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I'm watching womens college volleyball,, I give anyone of them a FREE MUSTACHE RIDE

I think it'd be awesome to be in the crowd, holding up a sign FREE MUSTACHE RIDES

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:54:15 PM EDT

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Damn - and she promised she wouldn't tell. Teach me to believe a stoner chick.

Posted: 8/27/2022 6:56:38 PM EDT

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Going to need photographic evidence of supposed Squatch banger to determine validity of story.

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Did you miss the part where she had him at gunpoint? He was in fear for his life.

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:00:56 PM EDT

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I Had Sex With Bigfoot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLmmS01KXfM

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:01:01 PM EDT

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Attached File

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:03:40 PM EDT

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$10 says it'll just turn out to be some homeless guy. Ain't a self respecting Bigfoot in the world that's gona go by the white man name of John.

But, homeless guy or sasquatch, I gotta give him mad props for being able to maintain an erection at gunpoint!

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:05:17 PM EDT

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My $10 says it's a guy in a gorilla suit.

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:05:50 PM EDT

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This shit happens all the time when you're packing a huge Johnson. Trust me.

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:06:03 PM EDT

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The cover pic is mis-information. The hot chick appears nowhere in the video.

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:07:01 PM EDT

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The cover pic is mis-information. The hot chick appears nowhere in the video.

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You checked too, huh?

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:07:09 PM EDT

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Did you miss the part where she had him at gunpoint? He was in fear for his life.

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Scared stiff?

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:07:13 PM EDT

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$10 says it'll just turn out to be some homeless guy. Ain't a self respecting Bigfoot in the world that's gona go by the white man name of John.

But, homeless guy or sasquatch, I gotta give him mad props for being able to maintain an erection at gunpoint!

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Some of us can only get erections that way. Sheesh.

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:08:50 PM EDT

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Some of us can only get erections that way. Sheesh.

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Not judging.

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:12:04 PM EDT

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Does she have 1/2 a butterfly tattoo by chance?

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:17:17 PM EDT

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This shit happens all the time when you're packing a huge Johnson. Trust me.

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What's funny is that I wasn't anywhere near Washington.

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:22:40 PM EDT

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Scared stiff?

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Did you miss the part where she had him at gunpoint? He was in fear for his life.

Scared stiff?

Just sayin'... squatch is the victim here.

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:25:39 PM EDT

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When you’re having sex with a Sasquatch, you’re not done until the Sasquatch is done.

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:26:27 PM EDT

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I bet the only hairy thing was the hippie chick.

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:28:32 PM EDT

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So she met a big black guy wearing a coat in her field

Or it was an FBI agent in a ghillie suit

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:29:43 PM EDT

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Is she related to Whitney Wisconsin by some chance? Got a thing for animals...

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:33:43 PM EDT

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"Whiteman Meets Bigfoot" - R. Crumb

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:39:35 PM EDT

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This reminded me of the gross horror movie with Indians turned into samsquantch and raping the female character of the movie….

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Gonna need sauce for research purposes

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:40:43 PM EDT

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sampling her own crop too much?

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:43:06 PM EDT

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I, for one, am glad to have an answer to that age old question "What sexual position does Bigfoot prefer?".

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:45:57 PM EDT

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OKNativedaughter

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:47:44 PM EDT

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Anchorman - Smell of desire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYRMXRnPtxE

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:49:59 PM EDT

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A marijuana farmer.....

Why read past?

Attached File

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:52:56 PM EDT

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Is OP pushing his own fantasy, website, or what?

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:54:54 PM EDT

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Her and this guy need to form a support group.

Female Bigfoot forced me to do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npswv7Zh8sg

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:57:02 PM EDT

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Don't get high on your own supply

Posted: 8/27/2022 7:57:17 PM EDT

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That must be some good weed...

Posted: 8/27/2022 8:00:43 PM EDT

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I think I remember watching this documentary

Posted: 8/27/2022 8:01:07 PM EDT

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That must be some good weed...

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no shit, think of the marketing campaign

Posted: 8/27/2022 8:13:36 PM EDT

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You know what they say about big feet right?

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Hold your hand up and stretch your thumb and index finger out as much as possible. A lot of men in the world are dimension-ally proportional and this distance between the end of your thumb and index finger is the size of your erect penis. I'm thankfully blessed with piano fingers and dimension-ally proportional.

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