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Link Posted: 5/3/2022 3:12:28 PM EDT
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Do you mean like my unfortunate sense of humor?
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Women who aren't hot but you know would be fun in

Thank God there are men who recognize women like this exist.  Otherwise, I would have died a virgin, and one of the world's great vaginas would have gone to waste.
Painful experience taught me to appreciate women who aren't caught up in their looks, and have developed other worthy attributes.

Do you mean like my unfortunate sense of humor?


Pretty sure it was that vagina of yours that you mentioned previously.
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Erika Fong from Power Rangers Samurai Pink Ranger



Link Posted: 5/3/2022 3:23:34 PM EDT
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On what planet isn't she hot?

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Cindy Crawford & Angie Everhart on 3rd Rock From the Sun 1998
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I can't believe you fags don't think Alison Brie is hot.  WTF

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man, like I said, some of y'all are messed up.  I can't even begin to list the things I would eat out of her ass.  It'd be easier to list the things I wouldn't.
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Pretty sure it was that vagina of yours that you mentioned previously.
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Women who aren't hot but you know would be fun in

Thank God there are men who recognize women like this exist.  Otherwise, I would have died a virgin, and one of the world's great vaginas would have gone to waste.
Painful experience taught me to appreciate women who aren't caught up in their looks, and have developed other worthy attributes.

Do you mean like my unfortunate sense of humor?


Pretty sure it was that vagina of yours that you mentioned previously.

I should be embarrassed by that, but I’m not.
Link Posted: 5/3/2022 5:08:03 PM EDT
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I should be embarrassed by that, but I’m not.
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Women who aren't hot but you know would be fun in

Thank God there are men who recognize women like this exist.  Otherwise, I would have died a virgin, and one of the world's great vaginas would have gone to waste.
Painful experience taught me to appreciate women who aren't caught up in their looks, and have developed other worthy attributes.

Do you mean like my unfortunate sense of humor?


Pretty sure it was that vagina of yours that you mentioned previously.

I should be embarrassed by that, but I’m not.


Hey, if you’re gonna bring it up, we’re gonna discuss it.
Link Posted: 5/3/2022 5:42:26 PM EDT
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Do you mean like my unfortunate sense of humor?
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Women who aren't hot but you know would be fun in

Thank God there are men who recognize women like this exist.  Otherwise, I would have died a virgin, and one of the world's great vaginas would have gone to waste.
Painful experience taught me to appreciate women who aren't caught up in their looks, and have developed other worthy attributes.

Do you mean like my unfortunate sense of humor?
Heh!  Light, dark, naughty, nice...senses of humor all have their useful place.
Link Posted: 5/3/2022 5:56:45 PM EDT
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Hey, if you’re gonna bring it up, we’re gonna discuss it.
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Pretty sure it was that vagina of yours that you mentioned previously.

I should be embarrassed by that, but I’m not.

Hey, if you’re gonna bring it up, we’re gonna discuss it.

Did you miss the bolded?

Link Posted: 5/3/2022 6:45:51 PM EDT
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I should be embarrassed by that, but I’m not.
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Link Posted: 5/3/2022 7:33:40 PM EDT
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The first one is in English and does not have Noomi in it. The last 2 are in Swedish and she is in those 2
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If you liked that, you should watch 'the girl with the dragon tattoo' trilogy.

Amazing story, amazing acting on her part.
First one is in Danish, with subtitles, which GD cannot handle, 'because furriners', but great movies, and books.

IMHO YMMV

As usual, beaten like an afghan donkey.

The first one is in English and does not have Noomi in it. The last 2 are in Swedish and she is in those 2


You have the re-make (2011) starring  Rooney Mara confused with the original movie starring Noomi Rapace made in 2009, IIRC

The Hollywood version sort of bombed, and the trilogy turned into a single movie. Lots of big stars in it, but it was not possible to beat the original for sheer quality and suspense. Also the Hollywood version deviated from the novel a lot, because Hollywood just has to 'fix shit' and make it 'Americanized'.


Here's Noomi from the original, as Lizbeth



Link Posted: 5/3/2022 7:45:04 PM EDT
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Do you mean like my unfortunate sense of humor?
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Women who aren't hot but you know would be fun in

Thank God there are men who recognize women like this exist.  Otherwise, I would have died a virgin, and one of the world's great vaginas would have gone to waste.
Painful experience taught me to appreciate women who aren't caught up in their looks, and have developed other worthy attributes.

Do you mean like my unfortunate sense of humor?


Shit, I'd marry you in an instant, sight unseen, just based on that sense of humor alone.
We, well me anyway, could work around all the other miscellanea. (did I invent a word?)

And did you mean 'greatest' instead of 'great'?






Link Posted: 5/3/2022 8:27:24 PM EDT
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You have the re-make (2011) starring  Rooney Mara confused with the original movie starring Noomi Rapace made in 2009, IIRC

The Hollywood version sort of bombed, and the trilogy turned into a single movie. Lots of big stars in it, but it was not possible to beat the original for sheer quality and suspense. Also the Hollywood version deviated from the novel a lot, because Hollywood just has to 'fix shit' and make it 'Americanized'.


Here's Noomi from the original, as Lizbeth

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/girl_with_the_dragon_tattoo08.jpg

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If you liked that, you should watch 'the girl with the dragon tattoo' trilogy.

Amazing story, amazing acting on her part.
First one is in Danish, with subtitles, which GD cannot handle, 'because furriners', but great movies, and books.

IMHO YMMV

As usual, beaten like an afghan donkey.

The first one is in English and does not have Noomi in it. The last 2 are in Swedish and she is in those 2


You have the re-make (2011) starring  Rooney Mara confused with the original movie starring Noomi Rapace made in 2009, IIRC

The Hollywood version sort of bombed, and the trilogy turned into a single movie. Lots of big stars in it, but it was not possible to beat the original for sheer quality and suspense. Also the Hollywood version deviated from the novel a lot, because Hollywood just has to 'fix shit' and make it 'Americanized'.


Here's Noomi from the original, as Lizbeth

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/girl_with_the_dragon_tattoo08.jpg


Damn. Shit you're right. Now I got to go find the original instead of that English version to watch.
Noomi looked fine as frog hair in Dead Man Down and Sherlock Holmes. An odd beauty.
Link Posted: 5/3/2022 8:44:28 PM EDT
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I always had a strong attraction to Sandra Bernhard, although she is technically a butterface.
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Link Posted: 5/3/2022 8:51:24 PM EDT
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Her accent makes her hotter, to me. The only hangups is knowing what she does, shes probably got more calluses on her hands than I do and would skin my dick giving me a handy.
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Hannah Barron.  Definitely a 'butter face' but rocking bod.  That syrupy Southern accent and the noodling/hunting/fishing just add to it. She tries to glamour/hotify herself up but doesn't work.
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You're fucking crazy if you think she's not hot.  

Her backwoods hillbilly accent kind of kills it for me though.  I love me some Southern drawl but hers is just too much.

Her accent makes her hotter, to me. The only hangups is knowing what she does, shes probably got more calluses on her hands than I do and would skin my dick giving me a handy.


Lived in Southern Bama for a few years and enjoyed the southern belles. Even dated a girl who was a former LSU cheerleader, but Hannahs accent is just too much.  You're analysis of said 'handy work' may be spot on though.
Link Posted: 5/3/2022 10:20:39 PM EDT
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This thread is about women who aren't hot.

I would stick my dick between those two front teeth...
Link Posted: 5/3/2022 10:36:25 PM EDT
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This thread is about women who aren't hot.

I would stick my dick between those two front teeth...
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This thread is about women who aren't hot.

I would stick my dick between those two front teeth...

Teeth?
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Link Posted: 5/3/2022 11:01:02 PM EDT
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I would bang the shit out of Alison brie.

She does look like fun

But i dont think i would be able to sit thru a dinner conversation before hand.

Isnt she a super lefty?
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I would bang the shit out of Alison brie.

She does look like fun

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Isnt she a super lefty?
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Link Posted: 5/3/2022 11:37:45 PM EDT
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I would bang the shit out of Alison brie.

She does look like fun

But i dont think i would be able to sit thru a dinner conversation before hand.

Isnt she a super lefty?

Yep https://mobile.twitter.com/alisonbrie/status/1295762629869305857https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/459941/8863071B-B66B-4883-8533-398F2D960CE7_jpe-2371510.JPG
Typical
Link Posted: 5/4/2022 7:16:35 AM EDT
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That's not the original.
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Thats Amy Jo Johnson. She was repaced as pink ranger in s3. (Had to wiki it)

Unless your talking about some overseas version or something.

And you watch how you smack talk my elementary school crush guy.

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Link Posted: 5/4/2022 10:06:57 AM EDT
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Thats Amy Jo Johnson. She was repaced as pink ranger in s3. (Had to wiki it)

Unless your talking about some overseas version or something.

And you watch how you smack talk my elementary school crush guy.

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You know that's not her in the suit, right?

The show re-used the ORIGINAL Japanese show footage of them in the suits, recorded new footage of them not suited up, and replaced all the dialogue.
Not a weeb, just sharing my tragic disillusionment of the past.
Link Posted: 5/4/2022 10:32:10 AM EDT
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You know that's not her in the suit, right?

The show re-used the ORIGINAL Japanese show footage of them in the suits, recorded new footage of them not suited up, and replaced all the dialogue.
Not a weeb, just sharing my tragic disillusionment of the past.
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Thats Amy Jo Johnson. She was repaced as pink ranger in s3. (Had to wiki it)

Unless your talking about some overseas version or something.

And you watch how you smack talk my elementary school crush guy.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/254890/om2dgxgrvgny_jpg-2371731.JPG



You know that's not her in the suit, right?

The show re-used the ORIGINAL Japanese show footage of them in the suits, recorded new footage of them not suited up, and replaced all the dialogue.
Not a weeb, just sharing my tragic disillusionment of the past.
i am aware. was obvious even back then. 10 year old me didnt care. Kimberly was hot lol.
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Perhaps"," but at least i included a pic for reference.

(I am aware my grammar when using mobile sucks)
Link Posted: 5/4/2022 10:48:34 AM EDT
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Cobie Smulders is another one that looks like fun.

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Link Posted: 5/4/2022 10:56:34 AM EDT
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"post a woman that's not hot..."

....10 pages of beautiful women posted by guys that want to show how high their (online) standards are.
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i genuinely enjoy her music.
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Cherlene is the cartoon goddess of my dreams.  

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iSt0nHJJD4

i genuinely enjoy her music.


Judy Greer, her voice, would be one for this thread.

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Shit, I'd marry you in an instant, sight unseen, just based on that sense of humor alone.
We, well me anyway, could work around all the other miscellanea. (did I invent a word?)

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Thank you.  You’re very kind.   I’ll pass that along to my husband.  Might come a day when he’s looking for someone to take me off his hands.

miscellanea

No, you didn’t.  According to Webster, someone beat you to back in 1571. Brought over into English from Latin. P
Link Posted: 5/4/2022 12:02:23 PM EDT
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Catriona Balfe is a beauty to me but probably not to everyone’s idea of hot.

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That's a horrible picture of her. She's very striking in the "young" self episodes of Outlander, and has a beautiful body (which you see a LOT of).

This thread cracks me up. At least 98% of these women wouldn't piss on the average GDer if he was on fire in the WallMart parking lot. Maybe an outside shot at Ruth from Ozark, if you caught her on a serious bender.
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EEEEEAAAAHhhhhhhh! I take it back!

Now we're getting into the mud fences. Well done.
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"post a woman that's not hot..."

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Just off the top of my head, Kate McKinnon.  Don't necessarily find her attractive most of the time, but there are some moments.

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Yes please.
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Yes please.
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Just off the top of my head, Kate McKinnon.  Don't necessarily find her attractive most of the time, but there are some moments.

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Yes please.


She's a lesbian, probably not that fun. At all.

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Did you miss the bolded?

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Pretty sure it was that vagina of yours that you mentioned previously.

I should be embarrassed by that, but I’m not.

Hey, if you’re gonna bring it up, we’re gonna discuss it.

Did you miss the bolded?



I never miss the bolded, ma’am.
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I was gonna say that cannibal crazy painted up woman in that movie Doomsday (kinda a Escape From New York rip off) but after looking again, lol, I don't think she's in the "Not hot" category.

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Women who aren’t hot but you know would be fun in

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I don't post much, but I've been around long enough to remember a photo of you standing in front of a car.

I'd say you were pretty damn good looking at the time that photo was taken.  Your likelihood of dying a virgin was pretty much zero.



 

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I don't post much, but I've been around long enough to remember a photo of you standing in front of a car.

I'd say you were pretty damn good looking at the time that photo was taken.  Your likelihood of dying a virgin was pretty much zero.



 

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Women who aren’t hot but you know would be fun in

Thank God there are men who recognize women like this exist.  Otherwise, I would have died a virgin, and one of the world’s great vaginas would have gone to waste.


I don't post much, but I've been around long enough to remember a photo of you standing in front of a car.

I'd say you were pretty damn good looking at the time that photo was taken.  Your likelihood of dying a virgin was pretty much zero.



 



I think I might remember that also

@PlaneJane can we get a repost
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Claudia Black has a manly face, but she's played some awesome roles.
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I think I might remember that also

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Nope. That thing was an optical delusion at the time it was taken, it’d be outright false advertising at this point.  My conscience won’t allow me to continue trading on a 40-something year old picture. LOL.
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Just off the top of my head, Kate McKinnon.  Don't necessarily find her attractive most of the time, but there are some moments.

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She pitches (and catches) for the other team ...
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