Quoted:So much truth to this...
Take it a step further and look at the new 2022 Toyata HYBRID minivan...which is slower than the last years version by quite a bit.
https://www.caranddriver.com/toyota/sienna
Unlike previous versions of Toyota's family van, the 2022 Sienna is offered exclusively as a hybrid. The powertrain consists of a 2.5-liter gasoline-powered four-cylinder engine and a pair of electric motors that combine to make 243 horsepower. All-wheel drive is available and adds a third electric motor in back that drives the rear wheels. The Sienna's main rivalthe Chrysler Pacifica Hybridis offered solely with front-wheel drive, but its V-6 engine and electric motors make 260 horsepower.
Our all-wheel drive Sienna Platinum failed to excite us during acceleration testing, requiring 7.7 seconds to reach 60 mph and completing the quarter-mile in 15.8 seconds at only 88 mph; these results are similar to what the Pacifica Hybrid managed, but are far slower than non-hybrid examples of the Pacifica we've tested as well as the Honda Odyssey.
https://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/a34487335/2021-toyota-sienna-by-the-numbers/
Soccer mom Karen's hybrid minivan would smoke that 77 Trans Am.
60 mph: 7.7 sec
100 mph: 21.0 sec
Rolling start, 560 mph: 8.7 sec
Top gear, 3050 mph: 4.4 sec
Top gear, 5070 mph: 5.6 sec
1/4 mile: 15.8 sec @ 88 mph
Top speed (governor limited, mfr's claim): 116 mph
Braking, 700 mph: 188 ft
Roadholding, 300-ft-dia skidpad: 0.79 g