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Link Posted: 1/23/2024 10:38:34 PM EDT
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https://tenor.com/1lPr.gif
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 10:39:11 PM EDT
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It's not so much a question of would or wouldn't. I'm simply not equipped to handle something like that.
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Same boat here.

that's almost 7" of fat just to make it to the vagina.

id bottom out and be useless. Oh well
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 10:40:06 PM EDT
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Gross.
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 10:40:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/23/2024 10:41:33 PM EDT
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Nasty and proud of her nastiness.


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THIS!
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 10:44:09 PM EDT
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She's got that Ball Buster look...I'll pass.
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 10:53:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Two seats for sure.
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 10:57:23 PM EDT
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I may not make break the plane to the promise land but I’ll have fun trying.
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 10:58:10 PM EDT
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Two seats for sure.
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Link Posted: 1/23/2024 10:58:19 PM EDT
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I have never used this word, but does that qualify as a badonkadonk ?
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 11:00:31 PM EDT
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Absolutely not. Her face does nothing for me and from the waist down, she's fucking gross.
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 11:03:01 PM EDT
[#12]
From the waist up not guilty.
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 11:21:36 PM EDT
[#13]
That ass is faker than a $4 bill!


thinking implants
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 11:30:00 PM EDT
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let's see a picture of her mom. I bet she's morbidly obese, as this woman will be in 20 years
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 11:35:53 PM EDT
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Hard pass....
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Fuckin-A hard pass!

WTF?!?
Link Posted: 1/23/2024 11:46:19 PM EDT
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I think I can

I think I can

I think I can

I think I can
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 12:07:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/24/2024 12:08:15 AM EDT
[#18]
double double
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 12:09:43 AM EDT
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It is 100% her fault she can't fit in an airline seat.   There is no way that ass is natural.
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It is 100% her fault she can't fit in an airline seat.   There is no way that ass is natural.


@Chris_in_TX

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Is that a deformity? Or did she have cosmetic surgery to do that to herself?

Pass.


@Millennial

It's called Lipoedemia. No idea if it's curable. She's cute tho, that sucks.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 12:09:46 AM EDT
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Looks like the fucking joker.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 12:11:08 AM EDT
[#21]
Too skinny to be a WI girl.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 12:14:49 AM EDT
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2' crank needed to get her from behind.
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Not necessarily........
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 12:25:12 AM EDT
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That’s not normal…..
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 1:10:55 AM EDT
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There’s no way her arms are long enough to wipe her ass. She probably has a stripper pole with a beach towel wrapped around it in her bathroom.
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She has a bicycle seat adapter attached to the porcelain throne. She pedals the "bike" and tp rolls from the front roll on the bike, across the ass to the trash roll in the back of the bike.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 1:19:16 AM EDT
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What the fucking fuck?!?!?! I would rather... uhhhh... well, ummm... I would rather do ANYTHING than that. She'd need a fire hose for a bidet. Uuggghhhh.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 1:22:17 AM EDT
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It would be a tough job, but I’d be willing to do it and report back to you all with an objective assessment of the outcome.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 1:34:11 AM EDT
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I've had worse and survived.  

Link Posted: 1/24/2024 1:37:16 AM EDT
[#28]
That chick framed Roger Rabbit.
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Link Posted: 1/24/2024 3:57:09 AM EDT
[#32]
Something screams trap on this one
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 4:33:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/24/2024 4:50:20 AM EDT
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I can only imagine what her undercarriage must smell like.
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My first thought as well. I highly doubt that many she whales of her particular girth do a decent job of personal hygiene.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 5:06:20 AM EDT
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Those are not curves, those are TUMORS!
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 7:28:46 AM EDT
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I've had worse and survived.  

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This. ARFCOM would have about 20% die off if they saw some of the pigs I have fucked over the years


One chick had scare tissue around her waist, like keloid scaring. Her hoohaw liked like a burned lasagna. I fucked the shit outa that.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 8:10:44 AM EDT
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Had me in the first half, ngl
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Upper half?
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 8:45:21 AM EDT
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This. ARFCOM would have about 20% die off if they saw some of the pigs I have fucked over the years


One chick had scare tissue around her waist, like keloid scaring. Her hoohaw liked like a burned lasagna. I fucked the shit outa that.
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Avatar checks out. Damn sailors willing to fuck anything...
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 9:13:00 AM EDT
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lol
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 9:16:16 AM EDT
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What
The

Hard pass
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 10:11:14 AM EDT
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Disgusting. Sign of mental sickness. I don’t know how the fuck the women who do this think it is attractive
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This

Pass the eye bleach.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 10:14:06 AM EDT
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I’m not packing enough gun to hunt that booty.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 10:15:40 AM EDT
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If I could just skull fuck her or oil up them hooters and fuck them, yes.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 10:16:05 AM EDT
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There's no way her arms are long enough to wipe her ass. She probably has a stripper pole with a beach towel wrapped around it in her bathroom.
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/31JfiseWbbL.__AC_SR166,182___.jpg  
These things work.  Used one when I had surgery on my right arm and couldn't use it.  No way in hell was anybody going to wipe my ass for me.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 10:19:25 AM EDT
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Avatar checks out. Damn sailors willing to fuck anything...
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This. ARFCOM would have about 20% die off if they saw some of the pigs I have fucked over the years


One chick had scare tissue around her waist, like keloid scaring. Her hoohaw liked like a burned lasagna. I fucked the shit outa that.

Avatar checks out. Damn sailors willing to fuck anything...
As a retired Sailor myself, I approve this message.
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 10:26:58 AM EDT
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It's not so much a question of would or wouldn't. I'm simply not equipped to handle something like that.
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this right here.  The ass-depth to dick-length ratio is not looking good for me
Link Posted: 1/24/2024 10:36:28 AM EDT
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Not watching video, but no I wouldn't.
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