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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:20:27 AM EST
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You people give them too much credit. They're a bunch of third world hillbillies, not some all knowing gods. Keep your yap shut, tell absolutely nobody and enjoy a big pile of walking around money for the rest of your days. Just don't do anything really stupid like trying to put it in a bank or some other traceable accounts because I'd be more afraid of the IRS than the cartels. The IRS isn't going to skin you alive and torture your family in front of you. Non of us are law enforcement, we don't have the protection they do. I prefer to avoid problems with them or anyone else for that matter. Inviting people like that into your life, ain't worth any amount of money. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:24:20 AM EST
[#2]
Tony Yester did it. He is still on the run from the Cartel and the FBI.
Look for a documentary called "Operation Odessa" He conned the cartel out of 10 mill b/c they were trying to by a Russian Submarine for the Colombians. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:30:04 AM EST
[#3]
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Tony Yester did it. He is still on the run from the Cartel and the FBI. Look for a documentary called "Operation Odessa" He conned the cartel out of 10 mill b/c they were trying to by a Russian Submarine for the Colombians. Not me man, I'm not messing with them. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:37:39 AM EST
[#4]
no.
I don't want my family members kidnapped and dismembered until I return the money. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:40:49 AM EST
[#5]
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If you took it and cleaned it of any tracking device, then hid it and just spent a little here and a little there until a good period of time passed, you would be fine. Where 99.999999987% of people would fuck up is telling another human about it. People running their yap is what gets them every single time. https://media3.giphy.com/media/nVuG4X8ghyTni/giphy.gif |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:42:43 AM EST
[#6]
Life is full of risk-reward assessments.
At this point in my life, ten million isn't enough to sell my soul and expose my family to the potential retribution. I'd like to think it never was, and I'm glad I never had to make the assessment of said risk-reward when I was young, single, and poor. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:43:33 AM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah, until some cop on the take lets a cartel guy examine it, they find one of your hairs, and use 23andMe to start killing an torturing your family members. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:46:58 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: $100 million would fill a pallet. $10 million is duffel bag territory. http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html $1 million: http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pile.jpg |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:47:42 AM EST
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Lol you think I have hard plates and carbines in my car for trick-or-treating?  
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:52:39 AM EST
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And most of you haven't considered that the car could easily have cameras in it. ...then they start posting videos on liveleak of your nephew who went down to Cabo for spring break getting his legs sawed off by a chainsaw. It's not worth it. These guys do this shit for a living, and they're a billion+/year business. They're smarter and more experienced at being criminals than you are. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:55:40 AM EST
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I move the wrong circles, I didn't even know that they put trackers in their bags of cash.
Now that I know that, I'd immediately check into a no-tell motel. Repack the cash and destroy the bag. Then I'd fly to the Caymans and open a numbered account. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:56:54 AM EST
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I'd spend it like it was stolen!!! Oh, wait...
Yup, would have taken it and searched the vehicle for anything else of value. Probably taken an ear as a further souvenir. And would have taken the coke, too. Why else would you be sniffin' a hooker's ass??? 
Srsly, tho, I would take the money and search the body/vehicle. Would also cut open and scatter the coke.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 11:59:34 AM EST
[#13]
 No Reward is Worth This |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 12:04:33 PM EST
[#14]
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I move the wrong circles, I didn't even know that they put trackers in their bags of cash. Now that I know that, I'd immediately check into a no-tell motel. Repack the cash and destroy the bag. Then I'd fly to the Caymans and open a numbered account. Cartel contacts find that one of the cell phone users that pinged from this location also bought tickets to the Cayman Islands shortly after. A few weeks later you find a Liveleak video of your sister getting raped to death with a spiked baseball bat, saying "you know who you are, pay us back or this happens again". Cartel people are animals. It's one thing if this proposition would only be risking yourself, but you'd be risking your entire family on money you can never really spend anyway. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 12:07:58 PM EST
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Cool. Were you wearing a cell phone when you happened upon this car wreck? Cartel contacts find that one of the cell phone users that pinged from this location also bought tickets to the Cayman Islands shortly after. A few weeks later you find a Liveleak video of your sister getting raped to death with a spiked baseball bat, saying "you know who you are, pay us back or this happens again". Cartel people are animals. It's one thing if this proposition would only be risking yourself, but you'd be risking your entire family on money you can never really spend anyway. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I move the wrong circles, I didn't even know that they put trackers in their bags of cash. Now that I know that, I'd immediately check into a no-tell motel. Repack the cash and destroy the bag. Then I'd fly to the Caymans and open a numbered account. Cartel contacts find that one of the cell phone users that pinged from this location also bought tickets to the Cayman Islands shortly after. A few weeks later you find a Liveleak video of your sister getting raped to death with a spiked baseball bat, saying "you know who you are, pay us back or this happens again". Cartel people are animals. It's one thing if this proposition would only be risking yourself, but you'd be risking your entire family on money you can never really spend anyway. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 12:13:37 PM EST
[#16]
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Or the cartel pays someone who works at Verizon/etc to see who's cell phone was pinging at this location at a certain time.   Attached File |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 12:17:11 PM EST
[#17]
All of it? No
Grab a couple bundles, bust them open to make sure no nasty surprise inside? Yes |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 12:22:03 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Cool. Were you wearing a cell phone when you happened upon this car wreck? Cartel contacts find that one of the cell phone users that pinged from this location also bought tickets to the Cayman Islands shortly after. A few weeks later you find a Liveleak video of your sister getting raped to death with a spiked baseball bat, saying "you know who you are, pay us back or this happens again". Cartel people are animals. It's one thing if this proposition would only be risking yourself, but you'd be risking your entire family on money you can never really spend anyway. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 12:23:55 PM EST
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Is the drivers body still warm and flexible? |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 12:25:26 PM EST
[#20]
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I keep a faraday cage in the back of my pickup for this very reason. And yes...., |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 12:30:28 PM EST
[#21]
Yep, and set a match to the accident.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 12:49:30 PM EST
[#22]
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Yes. The cash and the blow.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 1:11:59 PM EST
[#23]
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Man, so glad I only use burners nowadays! Forgot about that aspect. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: Cool. Were you wearing a cell phone when you happened upon this car wreck? Cartel contacts find that one of the cell phone users that pinged from this location also bought tickets to the Cayman Islands shortly after. A few weeks later you find a Liveleak video of your sister getting raped to death with a spiked baseball bat, saying "you know who you are, pay us back or this happens again". Cartel people are animals. It's one thing if this proposition would only be risking yourself, but you'd be risking your entire family on money you can never really spend anyway. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 2:21:06 PM EST
[#24]
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BTW, you won't be finding $10 million in a duffle bag in the trunk of a sports car. It would be on a pallet. Two million dollar bundles the the military had in iraq were pretty small. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 2:23:19 PM EST
[#25]
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For roughly 220 lbs of money.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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BTW, you won't be finding $10 million in a duffle bag in the trunk of a sports car. It would be on a pallet. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 2:25:21 PM EST
[#26]
I prefer my entrails inside my body, thank you.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 2:33:20 PM EST
[#27]
Look up.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 2:49:22 PM EST
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Posted: 4/13/2019 2:56:39 PM EST
[#29]
How would they Know who you are??? Next is the money in the USA or out of the Country like Columbia..Where is the money in a car or a house..is it in the woods or in the city.. how many shooters do they have? most Likely you would have to bring in more people to do the job if it was 3 to 5 million each person then its worth it. Me walking in and trying to take out 30 cartel members And try to steel even one dollar from them would be a Suicide Mission....
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Posted: 4/13/2019 2:57:06 PM EST
[#30]
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Yes. The cash and the blow. They'll never find me in my cocaine dungeon filled with hookers, and dollar bills |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 3:01:04 PM EST
[#31]
Hire that merc crew that went into Haiti
for a speculative mission with high earning potential! Payment upon success! 
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Posted: 4/13/2019 3:04:49 PM EST
[#32]
I wouldn't steal $10 from them.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 3:19:51 PM EST
[#33]
I would “secure” it. Yes. Lol
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Posted: 4/13/2019 3:25:24 PM EST
[#34]
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It's about 100kg. Packed right, it'll fit in a GI duffle, iirc. One bill masses one gram if it's new and dry and is about .005 thick. That's 50 in. tall for 1 million. 6x2.5x50=750^3 in/ million. 7500^3in =4.3^3ft. So it is a big ass, heavy duffel, but it'd be possible. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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BTW, you won't be finding $10 million in a duffle bag in the trunk of a sports car. It would be on a pallet. 6x2.5x50=750^3 in/ million. 7500^3in =4.3^3ft. So it is a big ass, heavy duffel, but it'd be possible. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 3:32:25 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And most of you haven't considered that the car could easily have cameras in it. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 3:39:52 PM EST
[#36]
Take a million or so and leave the rest. Drive somewhere remote and check for trackers before burying it and let it sit for a year or two. Go about my business and have some spending cash for the rest of my life. No large purchases
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Posted: 4/13/2019 3:55:26 PM EST
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Posted: 4/13/2019 4:04:01 PM EST
[#38]
No way....
Would i drive past it. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 4:35:29 PM EST
[#39]
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Or the cartel pays someone who works at Verizon/etc to see who's cell phone was pinging at this location at a certain time. ...then they start posting videos on liveleak of your nephew who went down to Cabo for spring break getting his legs sawed off by a chainsaw. It's not worth it. These guys do this shit for a living, and they're a billion+/year business. They're smarter and more experienced at being criminals than you are. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: And most of you haven't considered that the car could easily have cameras in it. ...then they start posting videos on liveleak of your nephew who went down to Cabo for spring break getting his legs sawed off by a chainsaw. It's not worth it. These guys do this shit for a living, and they're a billion+/year business. They're smarter and more experienced at being criminals than you are. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 5:20:20 PM EST
[#40]
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How would they Know who you are??? Next is the money in the USA or out of the Country like Columbia..Where is the money in a car or a house..is it in the woods or in the city.. how many shooters do they have? most Likely you would have to bring in more people to do the job if it was 3 to 5 million each person then its worth it. Me walking in and trying to take out 30 cartel members And try to steel even one dollar from them would be a Suicide Mission.... |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 6:17:49 PM EST
[#41]
Depends on which cartel
Most likely not though |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 7:18:47 PM EST
[#42]
Is it banded cash or used bills. If used you bet. I would likely drive past, turn off phone then come back and get it. Bury it and just pay for low level stuff in cash from now on.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 7:24:20 PM EST
[#43]
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Did you see where I said to burn the car? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted: And most of you haven't considered that the car could easily have cameras in it.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 7:26:29 PM EST
[#44]
I'd take a portion, then call an ambulance and let the bag tempt them into stealing it. Maybe I'd be left out of it then and live happily.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 7:32:43 PM EST
[#45]
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Absofuckinglutely
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Posted: 4/13/2019 7:32:49 PM EST
[#46]
Hmmmmm, that depends in a few factors, but probably not.
It's not mine. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 7:33:43 PM EST
[#47]
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Nope, I don't need the stress of worrying about it the rest of my life. You guys can have it. |
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Posted: 4/13/2019 7:36:22 PM EST
[#48]
You'd wish the good ole days of Chigurh were back if they caught you. They live to humiliate, degrade and torture you unto death. Like peeling you face off, then cutting your limbs off with a chainsaw, cutting off your dick and stuffing it in your mouth, followed by throwing what is left of you into a drum of kerosene to set on fire. And that's if they are feeling like getting it over with quick.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 7:38:55 PM EST
[#49]
In a heartbeat.
Probably dump some gas and a match into the car, too, just for good measure.
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Posted: 4/13/2019 7:45:04 PM EST
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Look through cash, take half or 65 percent that seems clean/no tracking. Bury it a couple hundred yards away. Set fire to vehicle after dumping remaining cash around open bag. Make sure it burns it all, hot fire. Wait 7-10 years, go back and dig up to see if still there. Take some, but bury the rest a couple miles away. Turn that some amount in to police to see if anyone claims it. If not, you may get to keep that amount, then spend a little, see if anyone shows up asking questions. If not. Wait another 7-10 years. Dig up the rest. Retire. Sounds good, right? Reality is, no one can sit on that much money for that long, especially if they never had that much before in their life. |
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