You are forced to wear a costume of your choice for the rest of your life... what do you choose? - Page 1

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - You are forced to wear a costume of your choice for the rest of your life... what do you choose? (Page 1 of 6)

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:28:02 PM EDT

For whatever reason you decide, you are legally forced / punished / sentenced to wear " a costume or uniform, from film or history".

you must wear this uniform from one hour after waking up, until one hour before bed each day. its a 10 year prison sentence for getting caught " out of uniform". its also illegal for any one to fire you, or discriminate against you for any reason for wearing this uniform / costume. if you choose a uniform / costume with weapons, your allowed to carry real working versions of those weapons, 50 state legal, anywhere you go. federal crime to interfere with you and your " official costume", so Karens can cry all they want, but if you choose a cowboy or rambo, you get to tote 6 shooters and lever gun, or a m60 machine gun around with you.

so... what are you choosing? whats your new threads going to look like?

Darth vader? a vampire? a Nazi? big bird ? WWII soldier? abe lincoln with top hat? cowboy?

also... the costume / original character must be recognizable to average people. so, no picking casual clothing that no one can specifically tie to a character.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:29:08 PM EDT

[#1]

As much as I’d hate it, cowboy would look the least out of place in my area.

I’m not wearing the hat though.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:30:10 PM EDT

[#2]

I am the Law!

Dredd

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:30:28 PM EDT

[#3]

Safari clothes. I already wear a safari hat all the time. Always was more Indiana Jones than cowboy.

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Posted: 12/3/2021 4:30:31 PM EDT

[#4]

Mandalorian

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Posted: 12/3/2021 4:30:32 PM EDT

[#5]

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Posted: 12/3/2021 4:31:16 PM EDT

[#6]

Jedi

Seems comfortable.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:31:35 PM EDT

[#7]

Combat Casual - from movies like 13 Hours, and stuff like that - including the concealed carry handgun.

... sorry, I am boring.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:31:51 PM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:31:51 PM EDT

[#9]

If I pick a Starfleet uniform, do I get a working phaser?

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:32:00 PM EDT

[#10]

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As much as I’d hate it, cowboy would look the least out of place in my area.

I’m not wearing the hat though.

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yes the fuck you are.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:32:33 PM EDT

[#11]

Ninja ??

Basically pajamas and you look badass.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:32:43 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:32:56 PM EDT

[#13]

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If I pick a Starfleet uniform, do I get a working phaser?

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sure, if you know how to build one, otherwise no.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:33:01 PM EDT

[#14]

So if I ever decide to go swimming in the daytime, I have to do it in uniform?

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:33:05 PM EDT

[#15]

Indiana Jones attire

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:33:10 PM EDT

[#16]

N95 mask.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:33:47 PM EDT

[#17]

Ancient Greek wrestling outfit.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:33:52 PM EDT

[#18]

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:34:20 PM EDT

[#19]

whos going to be a pimp, with gold plated pistol? ?

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Posted: 12/3/2021 4:34:34 PM EDT

[#20]

Full on Predator costume. 24/7. Fuck it, I'm going all in.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:35:02 PM EDT

[#21]

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So if I ever decide to go swimming in the daytime, I have to do it in uniform?

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your allowed to have a modified version for swimming, like a tank top / shorts version. same goes for winter when its freezing. has to be heavily themed to your original costume though.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:35:02 PM EDT

[#22]

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Posted: 12/3/2021 4:35:09 PM EDT

[#23]

Are you allowed to add on to the costume because if so Tarzan is my choice

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:35:13 PM EDT

[#24]

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Ancient Greek wrestling outfit.

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Naked?

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:35:54 PM EDT

[#25]

Lumberjack.
I already wear jeans, boots and a flannel most of the time.

I also cut down trees, skip and jump and like to press wild flowers.

ETA: With society going the way it is, I can't help but wonder if "everyday cosplay" will become a real thing in the not too distant future?

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:35:56 PM EDT

[#26]

"This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone "

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:36:11 PM EDT

[#27]

Space Cowboy | Castle | TNT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaGzyXUGqcc

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:36:44 PM EDT

[#28]

The Porky Pig look.

Just a jacket and a tie.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:36:57 PM EDT

[#29]

English Channel swimmer.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:37:17 PM EDT

[#30]

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Indiana Jones attire

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Me too.

Revolver and a whip? I can use both. Leather jacket? Ok.

Dusty fedora? Meh, ok.

And I don’t speak Jovitos.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:37:23 PM EDT

[#31]

George Patton

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:37:30 PM EDT

[#32]

I could wear cowboy stuff. Except those cowboy boots suck.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:37:49 PM EDT

[#33]

Already dress like Quint. So Quint. So long and farewell my fine Spanish ladies.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:38:01 PM EDT

[#34]

Sexy nurse

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:38:05 PM EDT

[#35]

Quote History

Quoted:
Lumberjack.
I already wear jeans, boots and a flannel most of the time.

I also cut down trees, skip and jump and like to press wild flowers.

ETA: With society going the way it is, I can't help but wonder if "everyday cosplay" will become a real thing in the not too distant future?

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allowed.... but you gotta tote the ax every where you go.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:38:31 PM EDT

[#36]

Daniel Boone

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:38:40 PM EDT

[#37]

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Quoted:
Safari clothes. I already wear a safari hat all the time. Always was more Indiana Jones than cowboy.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/271112/SAFARI_HAT_ON_RACK_jpg-2190611.JPG

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Indiana Jones is not a bad choice.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:39:13 PM EDT

[#38]

My thing with hats. Like cowboy hats-don't they blow off all the time? I feel like I'd spend a lot of time chasing my hat.

Posted: 12/3/2021 4:39:35 PM EDT

[#39]

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Posted: 12/3/2021 4:39:49 PM EDT

[#40]

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Quoted:
Lumberjack.
I already wear jeans, boots and a flannel most of the time.

I also cut down trees, skip and jump and like to press wild flowers.

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Uhh, the "uniform" for that type of lumberjack is more of the distaff persuasion than jeans, boots and flannel. You've got to remember all the lyrics.