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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:39:52 PM EDT
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Immediately let loose a volley of controlled gunfire through the door.
Nakatomi-welcome to the party pal style |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:40:36 PM EDT
[#2]
Clearly you break out the belt fed and go to town. Because nobody ever gets lost. It’s always a gang of super criminals wishing to do you harm.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:41:01 PM EDT
[#3]
Dear Pleasure Journal,
I never believed that these stories were real until today. |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:41:25 PM EDT
[#4]
Open the blinds and rub one out while maintaining eye contact to assert dominance?
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:42:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:42:38 PM EDT
[#6]
Shoot first, questions later.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:43:24 PM EDT
[#7]
let the german shepherd out the front door....he makes it to the gate really fast
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:44:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Clearly you break out the belt fed and go to town. Because nobody ever gets lost. It’s always a gang of super criminals wishing to do you harm. If one is lost why shut off the lights? Night vision mode activated. Adding: also release the war pig. She is a bitch and will charge strangers. |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:44:08 PM EDT
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I have cameras so I just watch for now.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:44:11 PM EDT
[#10]
Immediately open fire, it’s the only reasonable response to whatever is going on.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:44:30 PM EDT
[#11]
I'll assume they're up to no good because they pulled the pin on the driveway gate and let themselves in.
I'll be headed to get a rifle out of the safe and arm the woman too. |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:44:50 PM EDT
[#12]
In a rare, real life "Arfcom moment", I had just moved into a new neighborhood and was the only house that had been occupied at that time.
A car pulls up to the turnaround around 8pm, parks right in front of my house, and turns the lights off. I waited about 10 minutes, then went out to investigate by leaving my back door and coming up behind the car in the dark. It just turned out to be a realtor lady doing some paperwork to show some houses the next day. |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:45:14 PM EDT
[#13]
Come out helicoptering
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:45:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:46:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: let the german shepherd out the front door....he makes it to the gate really fast Would you really do that? |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:47:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:48:04 PM EDT
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 Real Life C4/Claymore Detonator "CLICK" Sound |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:48:04 PM EDT
[#18]
That happened to me a couple months back. I live down a long driveway on a dead end road. I saw the headlights coming down the drive. I grabbed my pistol and waited near the door to see what their next move was. They turned around and went back down the driveway and left.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:48:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In a rare, real life "Arfcom moment", I had just moved into a new neighborhood and was the only house that had been occupied at that time. A car pulls up to the turnaround around 8pm, parks right in front of my house, and turns the lights off. I waited about 10 minutes, then went out to investigate by leaving my back door and coming up behind the car in the dark. It just turned out to be a realtor lady doing some paperwork to show some houses the next day. I've seen that documentary. |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:48:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:48:56 PM EDT
[#21]
The 6 million candle power spot light blinds them while I interrogate them, armed to the teeth from my porch. The wife and I would be loaded for bear and any mischief they attempt will be dealt with immediately.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:49:17 PM EDT
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The replies were a lot different in the thread where this happened in real life and the girl died
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:49:47 PM EDT
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Go out the back door and circle around. When they go to the front door, I’m under their car stealing their catalytic converter. Surprise, cockfag!
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:49:57 PM EDT
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From the balcony fire 2 warning shots - FJB
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:52:09 PM EDT
[#25]
Hit the clackers.
Actually, I would be wondering how the car got through the front gate without ramming through it? Then I would hit the clackers. 
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:53:04 PM EDT
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I would do as any normal ARF commer would do.
Turn on the outdoor lights and walk out the front door towards the offending vehicle wearing nothing but an AR. Is this not the way? |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:53:46 PM EDT
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My driveway is 3/4 mile up a private dirt road on a mountain in a part of the country that you don't arrive unannounced in the day time.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:54:57 PM EDT
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welp in my house the driveway comes into the basement. so i assume he gets into my basement somehow. at which point i pull a lever that drops steel barriers blocking all access to the outside. depending on how i feel at the time, i either unleash the gimp to go down and deal with the invader or i keep him down there until he is starving and thirsty whilst i decide whether i want to add him to my collection or feed him to precious.
 The People Under the Stairs (1991) - Don't Go in the Basement Scene (4/10) | Movieclips |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:55:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Immediately open fire, it’s the only reasonable response to whatever is going on. Only against cheerleaders and door bell ringers |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:55:47 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Would you really do that? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: let the german shepherd out the front door....he makes it to the gate really fast Would you really do that? my whole property is fenced in and gated....so yes that's what he's for...it'll really cause someone to weight whether or not opening the gate is worth it |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:55:47 PM EDT
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Are there a bunch of cheerleaders in the car?
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:57:35 PM EDT
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I turn on the neon “WRONG HOUSE” sign.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:58:40 PM EDT
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Get to the saferoom, watch the IR cameras, and grab the clacker.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:58:40 PM EDT
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it's almost as if nobody has seen the MSM newsfeed for the past 5 days . |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:59:20 PM EDT
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As soon as he entered the driveway the perimeter security lights went on.
What is he doing now? |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 8:59:31 PM EDT
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Release the hounds!
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:01:14 PM EDT
[#37]
Obvious answer is...shoot the strategically placed tannerite!
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:01:47 PM EDT
[#38]
I have lots of friends and teenagers who have lots of friends. A car in our driveway wouldn’t even bump my meter.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:02:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have cameras so I just watch for now. |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:02:34 PM EDT
[#40]
Ohh good, the hooker is here
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:03:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Release the hounds! |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:04:01 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have lots of friends and teenagers who have lots of friends. A car in our driveway wouldn’t even bump my meter. Besides, the twins would let me know if I need to be concerned.  Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:04:35 PM EDT
[#43]
Are we in Texas when this happens?
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:04:36 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:04:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ohh good, the hooker is here Did you get the one with the tooth? |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:05:14 PM EDT
[#46]
If you had deployed the caltrops properly for the evening, I don't see how it could have gotten to this point.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:06:00 PM EDT
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I'd wonder how someone was able to cross the vast expanse of land that the average arfcommer owns without running out of gas and dying of exposure/dehydration.
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:07:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shoot first, questions later. That’s what a guy in NY did and a young lost woman is dead and he is charged with Redrum 2*. |
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:07:52 PM EDT
[#49]
Turn on my ring spotlight and play gay porn over the two way speaker...
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Posted: 4/19/2023 9:07:55 PM EDT
[#50]
I have night vision and a pitbull. We both go out the back door, keeping him in the back as an alarm if someone makes it around while I go the long way around to the front.
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