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Link Posted: 6/11/2014 10:56:25 AM EDT
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Dick painted/stained, 3 gallons of semen down on the patio........ and it starts to rain.
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Damn, dude.  
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My luck.
You have it.
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Two fitty.
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10.5
2 votes for MK4.
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MK2 is $228
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The moneys not important.
Its going on my work SBR.


WWYD?


How short of an SBR?  I would say the MK4 just because its the lightest.

10.5
2 votes for MK4.


I went through the same question - Mk4 won.
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 10:58:01 AM EDT
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his new flashlight came in
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Crossing JP with Undies will get you underpantz


Sorry, I'm in kind of a good mood right now

Someone got laid. Or is going to real soon.


his new flashlight came in


You misspelled fleshlight.
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 10:58:40 AM EDT
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Those two were there when we arrived and I think they were still there when we left.
They had apparently saved up their margarita rations for several days and were cashing them in all at once.
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 10:59:05 AM EDT
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TA-DA!!!!  
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plates are in the jeep?

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Damnit, left my food holders in the Jeep, brb.


plates are in the jeep?

WTF is a food holder?
Bread.  More precisely, food handles.  



 
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:00:27 AM EDT
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Those two were there when we arrived and I think they were still there when we left.
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I think so.  
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TA-DA!!!!  




 
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:02:01 AM EDT
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TA-DA!!!!  
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If you'd just lean over a little everyone could get a good look.  

Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:03:14 AM EDT
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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.



Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.



I wonder if her husband knows.
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:03:31 AM EDT
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That sounds like a good learning opportunity.
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:03:36 AM EDT
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Get in before it's gone.

ETA: WEREPOSSUM JUST SHOWED UP!!!!!!!!!
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it's okay, hillary has assured me that they are not a threat to us.
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:05:08 AM EDT
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Who has the werepossum pics?

needed
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Who has the werepossum pics?



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Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:06:52 AM EDT
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Had this asshole come flying up behind me last night.


My FFL sent me this pic a friend of his took as I was giving douchebag the finger












 
 
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:06:58 AM EDT
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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.

Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.

I wonder if her husband knows.
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it doesn't sound like you work with the most intelligent people
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:08:03 AM EDT
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Meh.

If they hadn't stolen it, our administration would have found a way to funnel it to them anyways.
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Thanks for letting me borrow it and getting it to me in a timely manner  




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Sorry, I'm in kind of a good mood right now

Someone got laid. Or is going to real soon.


his new fleshlight came in
Thanks for letting me borrow it and getting it to me in a timely manner  





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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.



Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.



I wonder if her husband knows.


it doesn't sound like you work with the most intelligent people


Yeah, dumbass should have cleaned his email out before he quit.



 
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:08:59 AM EDT
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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.



Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.



I wonder if her husband knows.


it doesn't sound like you work with the most intelligent people


Yeah, dumbass should have cleaned his email out before he quit.



On the other hand, I'm thinking of buying someone a bottle of Grey Goose.



 
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Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:11:23 AM EDT
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Can somebody please bring me an engine jack before Sunday?
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:11:26 AM EDT
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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.

Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.

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thats blackmail material for at least a blowjob
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:12:01 AM EDT
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Yeah, dumbass should have cleaned his email out before he quit.
 
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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.

Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.

I wonder if her husband knows.

it doesn't sound like you work with the most intelligent people

Yeah, dumbass should have cleaned his email out before he quit.
 

as a minimum.
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:12:27 AM EDT
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Done
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EdSr killed it too soon.
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LOL at system message
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EdSr killed it too soon.
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EdSr killed it too soon.

At least I got that in there.
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:15:14 AM EDT
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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.



Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.



I wonder if her husband knows.




thats blackmail material for at least a blowjob


Never worth the hassle with someone you work with.



 
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Never worth the hassle with someone you work with.
 
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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.

Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.

I wonder if her husband knows.


thats blackmail material for at least a blowjob

Never worth the hassle with someone you work with.
 


Take pictures of her on your cock as more blackmail

perpetual cycle

you're not thinking with the correct head
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Never worth the hassle with someone you work with.
 
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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.

Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.

I wonder if her husband knows.


thats blackmail material for at least a blowjob

Never worth the hassle with someone you work with.
 


Blackmail material is good.

Getting a blowjob from a coworker is a monumentally bad idea.
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:17:19 AM EDT
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Come on down to FEMA camp, we'll shoot some guns, have some drinks, it will be fun.  
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And if its a prehistoric reptile 11 ft long, the 100 ft rule is acceptable.  




Good news is they don't run fast or jump on land.





 




You might want to check that.  They will outrun you in a straight line, they don't corner very well.  




Not too worried.  I have no plans to be running through the swamps like you guys do.





 




Come on down to FEMA camp, we'll shoot some guns, have some drinks, it will be fun.  




As long as I don't have to get in the swamp, I would.







 
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Blackmail material is good.

Getting a blowjob from a coworker is a monumentally bad idea.
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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.

Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.

I wonder if her husband knows.


thats blackmail material for at least a blowjob

Never worth the hassle with someone you work with.
 


Blackmail material is good.

Getting a blowjob from a coworker is a monumentally bad idea.

Shit!

[walks back to office...]
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:18:29 AM EDT
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Blackmail material is good.

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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.

Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.

I wonder if her husband knows.


thats blackmail material for at least a blowjob

Never worth the hassle with someone you work with.
 


Blackmail material is good.

Getting a blowjob from a coworker is a monumentally bad idea.

I have done so with 3 separate coworkers (all female, mind you) with great success.
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Teeli would be the closest, but he's still about an hour away.
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who is close to Nederland Texas?

Teeli would be the closest, but he's still about an hour away.

Nederland isn't far, why, what's up?
Link Posted: 6/11/2014 11:20:21 AM EDT
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Take pictures of her on your cock as more blackmail



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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.



Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.



I wonder if her husband knows.




thats blackmail material for at least a blowjob


Never worth the hassle with someone you work with.

 




Take pictures of her on your cock as more blackmail



perpetual cycle



you're not thinking with the correct head
I may be a perv, but I'm not a cheater.



 
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Hoping it's just a brief shower.
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Deck painted/stained, 3 gallons of sealer down on the patio........ and it starts to rain.

My luck.
You have it.


Hoping it's just a brief shower.

we got soaked here last night.
it rained just about from sundown to sunup.
All damn night.
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As long as I don't have to get in the swamp, I would.


 
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You might want to check that.  They will outrun you in a straight line, they don't corner very well.  


Not too worried.  I have no plans to be running through the swamps like you guys do.


 


Come on down to FEMA camp, we'll shoot some guns, have some drinks, it will be fun.  


As long as I don't have to get in the swamp, I would.


 


Several of us were talking about you maybe running the course, don't know.  I think you would have a good time.  Your personality seems ot match up well to several of the rest of us.  
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we got soaked here last night.
it rained just about from sundown to sunup.
All damn night.
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Deck painted/stained, 3 gallons of sealer down on the patio........ and it starts to rain.

My luck.
You have it.


Hoping it's just a brief shower.

we got soaked here last night.
it rained just about from sundown to sunup.
All damn night.


It got to us a little earlier.  From about 4PM till around 10PM.
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Blackmail material is good.

Getting a blowjob from a coworker is a monumentally bad idea.
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Part of this crap the boss has me doing right now involved accessing the emails from the guy who just quit trying to find where he stood on the submittals on this job.

Seems junior and one of the office girls (not yoga pants) were a tad friendly.  One from her to him (sent late at night) says "Grey Goose gots this girl loose"  with a winky smiley and a blowing kiss smiley.

I wonder if her husband knows.


thats blackmail material for at least a blowjob

Never worth the hassle with someone you work with.
 


Blackmail material is good.

Getting a blowjob from a coworker is a monumentally bad idea.



It seems you haven't finished the new season of Orange is the new Black
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Eotech G33 Magnifier - thoughts?
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