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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:32:44 PM EST
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Question:  if a Hindu eats coffee and doughnuts on a Sunday morning with friends, is he letting Jesus into his soul?

I mean, does it work both ways?
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:33:03 PM EST
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So your preacher doesn’t like hippy chicks bending way over in tights?


He's trying to prevent lustful thoughts...

A Christian Blogger Stopped Wearing Yoga Pants For Her Husband So She Wouldn't "Entice" Men


Oh jeez
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:34:48 PM EST
[#3]


In my opinion this one would be more interesting if she turned around.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:37:17 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:37:17 PM EST
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I did 2 online yoga classes and my overhead squat improved to the point that coaches had me demonstrate it in class

OMG you can't spell demonstrate without demon. What have I done?
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Don't unleash that shit on arfcom!!!
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:38:03 PM EST
[#6]
I do believe OPs cheese has slid off of his cracker.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:39:55 PM EST
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I bet she's got a delightful devil's chute...
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:45:18 PM EST
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WTF is a "radical Buddhist?"  Sounds like "jumbo shrimp."
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:49:16 PM EST
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The kind of Buddhist they have in Burma who has no patience with Muslims?
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:53:27 PM EST
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On a kind of related note, the now grown up Lutz children said that George and Kathy Lutz, doing Transcendental Meditation is what led to the Amityville Horror...
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The only thing they meditated on was how much money their outlandish story might make them.

The Amityville Horror has been throughly debunked and, if I recall right, a lawyer involved said they were drinking and came up with the story.

Back to the yoga discussion….
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 11:58:04 PM EST
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The only thing they meditated on was how much money their outlandish story might make them.

The Amityville Horror has been throughly debunked and, if I recall right, the Lutz’s lawyer said they were drinking and came up with the story.

Back to the yoga discussion….
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On a kind of related note, the now grown up Lutz children said that George and Kathy Lutz, doing Transcendental Meditation is what led to the Amityville Horror...

The only thing they meditated on was how much money their outlandish story might make them.

The Amityville Horror has been throughly debunked and, if I recall right, the Lutz’s lawyer said they were drinking and came up with the story.

Back to the yoga discussion….


we need more ladies in yoga pants!!
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:02:15 AM EST
[#12]
Damn OP.. I just read your reply on how you bought a house and the property value went down so you walked away from it then you post this crap?? You got some screws loose man..
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:21:26 AM EST
[#13]
Yoga pants are great invention of 21st century.

But only on skinny girls
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:27:46 AM EST
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Their does need to be a weight limit to wear them...
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:31:46 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:33:39 AM EST
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Once you penetrate the second chakra, enlightenment is achieved.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:47:15 AM EST
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Well, yeah. Skinny women are the devil. Yoga is just a tool to help women get skinnier, so yoga is definitely evil.

Right?
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This is what Midcap is trying to say.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 12:57:19 AM EST
[#18]
If Hindu demons exist, then your whole religion is a lie
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 1:12:31 AM EST
[#19]
HAIL SATAN, Jesus is way overrated
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 3:17:47 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 3:23:54 AM EST
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Yoga is truly a worship session with many gods (demons).  I have heard too many testimonies of people who came out of practicing yoga because they started experiencing depression, or got diagnosed with cancer, suicidal thoughts, etc.  All satan needs is for a man or woman to give him a "legal" right to come in and oppress or possess a person??

From my preacher

HOLY YOGA & CHRISTIAN YOGA?

Let's talk about a controversial topic for Christians. Yoga in the church!

Growing up as a radical Buddhist, I taught many occult practices, experiences which now allow me, as a Christian, to quickly discern the occult from that which is truly holy and righteous. As a child, many Buddhist monks believed me to be a reincarnation of a Buddha from Tibet. They asked me to train people on many occult practices, such as opening third eyes, meditation, astral projection, keys to commanding demons, mind control, mind programming, and the cursing or charging of objects to impart demons into the possessor, among other wicked and occult things.

Christian yoga, or Holy yoga, is crazy, dangerous, and idiotic for any Christian to practice. Amending anything, especially things meant to be the worship of other gods, with the title "Christian" or "Holy" doesn't sanctify it. It's like saying Christian witchcraft, holy voodoo, Christian magic, or holy Halloween. The truth about yoga is that all forms, no matter how it's repackaged, are forms of idol worship, the worship of false gods and demons. If you ask true yogis, a master of the religion of yoga, they frequently scoff at the idea that Christians belittle their religious acts of worship by calling the religion of yoga "stretching" or "exercise."

The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word "yug," which literally means to yoke or unite. This union does not refer to the union of your fingers touching your toes or your nose touching your knees. Instead, each yoga pose is designed to create a yug (yoke or union) of the person who practices yoga with three distinct Hindu gods: brahma, shiva, and vishnu, the Hindu version of the holy trinity.

The practice of yoga, no matter how you attempt to repackage, justify, or sanctify it, is 100% idol worship. The poses invite brahma, shiva, and vishnu to enter you, be yoked to you, and be unified with your soul (mind, will, and emotions) and your body (flesh).
What I find sad and interesting is that most "Christians" who religiously practice yoga will defend their practice with more fervency and passion than their relationship with Jesus Christ.
Ezekiel 44:23 NASB
Moreover, they shall teach My people the difference between the holy and the profane, and cause them to discern between the unclean and the clean.
1 Peter 3:15 NASB
But sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence.
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You do realize, that many many ideas, practices, and concepts were invented by people and cultures that were not Christian right? Participating in any number of those things does not mean you are doing heretical things.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 3:36:10 AM EST
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First I have heard this.
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We did this before about 5 years ago. There’s a handful of members here who are vehemently outspoken against yoga including one dude that nearly divorced his wife until she stopped doing yoga.

Link Posted: 9/25/2023 3:53:20 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 3:58:17 AM EST
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Hotel everybody, even the mayor
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I think I see it.

Yoga is from India. So are Indians. And what else do Indians do? They buy up hotels.

So OP is trying to get us to stay at his hotel but not the others, because we'll all be sacrificed in Black Masses in the other hotels.

Fr fr no cap.


Hotel everybody, even the mayor


Hotelier Patel Singh has redeemed himself in this thread.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 4:03:09 AM EST
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Yoga is truly a worship session with many gods (demons).  I have heard too many testimonies of people who came out of practicing yoga because they started experiencing depression, or got diagnosed with cancer, suicidal thoughts, etc.  All satan needs is for a man or woman to give him a "legal" right to come in and oppress or possess a person??

From my preacher

HOLY YOGA & CHRISTIAN YOGA?

Let's talk about a controversial topic for Christians. Yoga in the church!

Growing up as a radical Buddhist, I taught many occult practices, experiences which now allow me, as a Christian, to quickly discern the occult from that which is truly holy and righteous. As a child, many Buddhist monks believed me to be a reincarnation of a Buddha from Tibet. They asked me to train people on many occult practices, such as opening third eyes, meditation, astral projection, keys to commanding demons, mind control, mind programming, and the cursing or charging of objects to impart demons into the possessor, among other wicked and occult things.

Christian yoga, or Holy yoga, is crazy, dangerous, and idiotic for any Christian to practice. Amending anything, especially things meant to be the worship of other gods, with the title "Christian" or "Holy" doesn't sanctify it. It's like saying Christian witchcraft, holy voodoo, Christian magic, or holy Halloween. The truth about yoga is that all forms, no matter how it's repackaged, are forms of idol worship, the worship of false gods and demons. If you ask true yogis, a master of the religion of yoga, they frequently scoff at the idea that Christians belittle their religious acts of worship by calling the religion of yoga "stretching" or "exercise."

The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word "yug," which literally means to yoke or unite. This union does not refer to the union of your fingers touching your toes or your nose touching your knees. Instead, each yoga pose is designed to create a yug (yoke or union) of the person who practices yoga with three distinct Hindu gods: brahma, shiva, and vishnu, the Hindu version of the holy trinity.

The practice of yoga, no matter how you attempt to repackage, justify, or sanctify it, is 100% idol worship. The poses invite brahma, shiva, and vishnu to enter you, be yoked to you, and be unified with your soul (mind, will, and emotions) and your body (flesh).
What I find sad and interesting is that most "Christians" who religiously practice yoga will defend their practice with more fervency and passion than their relationship with Jesus Christ.
Ezekiel 44:23 NASB
Moreover, they shall teach My people the difference between the holy and the profane, and cause them to discern between the unclean and the clean.
1 Peter 3:15 NASB
But sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence.
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LMFAO
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 4:17:32 AM EST
[#26]
Sheesh... just because your heifers are depressed about not being able to get their legs behind their heads, doesn't make yoga the debbil.

Tell them to learn to stretch something other than their stomachs and skin (and clothing they shouldn't be wearing).
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 4:21:21 AM EST
[#27]
It’s stretching
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 4:26:38 AM EST
[#28]
Christian Yoga Association

"Christian yoga is unabandoned, reckless and undistracted praise and worship.

Throughout the years the term Christian yoga has been used by various Christian practitioners as a form or worship and praise, while honoring what Christ deems His temple, or our body. In today’s western world, the practice of Christian yoga developed into holistic forms of worship, with practices of the mind, body, spirit and soul through biblical teachings of a certain posture that biblical figures were in, while praying specific prayers. In observation of these various postures, it appears in scripture, that the prayers, combined with a posture, elevates one’s worship or needs. See more on Postures of Prayer. Therefore, Christian yoga is a physical practice of connecting profoundly intimately to our Creator and living God, Jesus Christ with our entire being; physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.

The Christian Part of Christian Yoga
As a Christ follower, or Christian, we believe the Bible in its entirety. When we read such scriptures as Genesis 1:1; “In the beginning, God created everything”, combined with John 1:1-3; “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things came into being through Him, and apart from Him nothing came into being that has come into being”, for many of us, this sums it up, God created
e v e r y t h i n g.

As Bible-reading Christ followers, we believe God created all things, including man and woman. Eventually it is ‘we’ humans who take God’s pure creation and use the creation for impure things. All things that were first intended for us to enjoy, not abuse, were originally created to point back to the Creator.

The Yoga Part of Christian Yoga
The word yoga is defined as yoking, or unity. Yoga itself is a beautiful word and within the definition there is nothing to fear. How some choose to use the practice of yoga, or whom they choose to worship by using yogic practices can, and should be feared if practices incorporated conflict with God’s principles."
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 4:30:09 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 4:40:49 AM EST
[#30]
This is the lunacy that keeps me coming back to Arfcom.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 4:47:12 AM EST
[#31]
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Yoga is truly a worship session with many gods (demons).  I have heard too many testimonies of people who came out of practicing yoga because they started experiencing depression, or got diagnosed with cancer, suicidal thoughts, etc.  All satan needs is for a man or woman to give him a “legal” right to come in and oppress or possess a person??

From my preacher

HOLY YOGA & CHRISTIAN YOGA?

Let’s talk about a controversial topic for Christians. Yoga in the church!

Growing up as a radical Buddhist, I taught many occult practices, experiences which now allow me, as a Christian, to quickly discern the occult from that which is truly holy and righteous. As a child, many Buddhist monks believed me to be a reincarnation of a Buddha from Tibet. They asked me to train people on many occult practices, such as opening third eyes, meditation, astral projection, keys to commanding demons, mind control, mind programming, and the cursing or charging of objects to impart demons into the possessor, among other wicked and occult things.

Christian yoga, or Holy yoga, is crazy, dangerous, and idiotic for any Christian to practice. Amending anything, especially things meant to be the worship of other gods, with the title “Christian” or “Holy” doesn’t sanctify it. It's like saying Christian witchcraft, holy voodoo, Christian magic, or holy Halloween. The truth about yoga is that all forms, no matter how it's repackaged, are forms of idol worship, the worship of false gods and demons. If you ask true yogis, a master of the religion of yoga, they frequently scoff at the idea that Christians belittle their religious acts of worship by calling the religion of yoga "stretching" or "exercise."

The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word “yug,” which literally means to yoke or unite. This union does not refer to the union of your fingers touching your toes or your nose touching your knees. Instead, each yoga pose is designed to create a yug (yoke or union) of the person who practices yoga with three distinct Hindu gods: brahma, shiva, and vishnu, the Hindu version of the holy trinity.

The practice of yoga, no matter how you attempt to repackage, justify, or sanctify it, is 100% idol worship. The poses invite brahma, shiva, and vishnu to enter you, be yoked to you, and be unified with your soul (mind, will, and emotions) and your body (flesh).
What I find sad and interesting is that most “Christians” who religiously practice yoga will defend their practice with more fervency and passion than their relationship with Jesus Christ.
Ezekiel 44:23 NASB
Moreover, they shall teach My people the difference between the holy and the profane, and cause them to discern between the unclean and the clean.
1 Peter 3:15 NASB
But sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence.
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Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 4:48:44 AM EST
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Yoga is truly a worship session with many gods (demons).  I have heard too many testimonies of people who came out of practicing yoga because they started experiencing depression, or got diagnosed with cancer, suicidal thoughts, etc.  All satan needs is for a man or woman to give him a “legal” right to come in and oppress or possess a person??

From my preacher

HOLY YOGA & CHRISTIAN YOGA?

Let’s talk about a controversial topic for Christians. Yoga in the church!

Growing up as a radical Buddhist, I taught many occult practices, experiences which now allow me, as a Christian, to quickly discern the occult from that which is truly holy and righteous. As a child, many Buddhist monks believed me to be a reincarnation of a Buddha from Tibet. They asked me to train people on many occult practices, such as opening third eyes, meditation, astral projection, keys to commanding demons, mind control, mind programming, and the cursing or charging of objects to impart demons into the possessor, among other wicked and occult things.

Christian yoga, or Holy yoga, is crazy, dangerous, and idiotic for any Christian to practice. Amending anything, especially things meant to be the worship of other gods, with the title “Christian” or “Holy” doesn’t sanctify it. It's like saying Christian witchcraft, holy voodoo, Christian magic, or holy Halloween. The truth about yoga is that all forms, no matter how it's repackaged, are forms of idol worship, the worship of false gods and demons. If you ask true yogis, a master of the religion of yoga, they frequently scoff at the idea that Christians belittle their religious acts of worship by calling the religion of yoga "stretching" or "exercise."

The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word “yug,” which literally means to yoke or unite. This union does not refer to the union of your fingers touching your toes or your nose touching your knees. Instead, each yoga pose is designed to create a yug (yoke or union) of the person who practices yoga with three distinct Hindu gods: brahma, shiva, and vishnu, the Hindu version of the holy trinity.

The practice of yoga, no matter how you attempt to repackage, justify, or sanctify it, is 100% idol worship. The poses invite brahma, shiva, and vishnu to enter you, be yoked to you, and be unified with your soul (mind, will, and emotions) and your body (flesh).
What I find sad and interesting is that most “Christians” who religiously practice yoga will defend their practice with more fervency and passion than their relationship with Jesus Christ.
Ezekiel 44:23 NASB
Moreover, they shall teach My people the difference between the holy and the profane, and cause them to discern between the unclean and the clean.
1 Peter 3:15 NASB
But sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence.
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 4:53:57 AM EST
[#33]
THIS is why I do pilates instead of yoga; yoga is the devil wearing spandex!

ROCK6
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 5:13:19 AM EST
[#34]
I love me some frozen yoga.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 5:20:45 AM EST
[#35]
If doing yoga puts me in league with satan then fuck it i guess we are homies because yoga is just about the only thing that keeps my spine from hurting too bad
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 5:43:58 AM EST
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We did this before about 5 years ago. There’s a handful of members here who are vehemently outspoken against yoga including one dude that nearly divorced his wife until she stopped doing yoga.

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I was thinking that we went through this in some huge discussion years ago.  It's good to hear I wasn't imagining that.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 5:45:26 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 5:48:14 AM EST
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Can’t be a Christian, and a Hindu. I don’t see an issue with it if you leave the Hindu part out, and just do the exercises.
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This.  Just exercise.  

A local preacher of a large church got in some hot water sayin the same stuff here a couple yrs ago.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 5:55:40 AM EST
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BBW Yoga is on thursday nights and sponsored by Lane Bryant
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And Satan, aparently.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 5:56:59 AM EST
[#40]
I was going to stretch my hammies and go on a run but stretching is the devil.   And therefore running is the devil.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 5:58:10 AM EST
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 5:58:49 AM EST
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Check your blood sugar bro
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Scientists believe that people with schizophrenia have an imbalance of the neurotransmitters (brain chemicals) serotonin, dopamine, and glutamate.

midcap needs to see a professional - now.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 6:06:21 AM EST
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only exercise my ladies are allowed to do are squats and deadlifts
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Link Posted: 9/25/2023 6:06:35 AM EST
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WTF is a "radical Buddhist?"  Sounds like "jumbo shrimp."
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I almost said that, then remembered the self immolation

Then I looked him up and realized his first name was Thich, lol
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 6:09:07 AM EST
[#45]
Just here for the post count.

Link Posted: 9/25/2023 6:15:41 AM EST
[#46]
WTF is the actual fundamentalist Bible beater shit going on with this post?
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 6:22:38 AM EST
[#47]
OH MY GOD! Elon Musk's Master Plan is finally coming into focus!

He's going to put robots into all of our homes ... robots that will teach us yoga and become electro-mechanical portals to hell that will channel the yoga-demons into us once they have sufficiently indoctrinated us!

Run for the hills!!!!!

Tesla Bot Update | Sort & Stretch
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 6:26:15 AM EST
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........ and this November 22nd JFK jr will appear in Dealey Plaza
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 6:28:58 AM EST
[#49]
I've done yoga off and on, no homo, and my wife does it periodically. We are both Christian and are not possessed. I don't know what all types of yoga there is out there, but what I've done is nothing more than stretching and static poses.
Link Posted: 9/25/2023 6:32:18 AM EST
[#50]
Yoga is from Hindu and Christians should absolutely avoid this pagan practice.
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