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Posted: 8/2/2019 12:08:03 PM EDT

Posting on arfcom while driving you accidentally run over Lex Luthor's beloved poodle. Lex is furious and says either you move to NY or he's going to send dozens of rockets filled with flying sharks from his moonbase to your town where they'll fly around eating anyone who comes outside, flying in windows, ringing doorbells, not returning shopping carts to the corrals at grocery stores, depositing shark poop from
the sky.

or You agree to move to New York State And never leave. You can move to Manhattan or Plattsburgh. Feel free to bring your mini 14 and ten round mags, have your cat declawed before you move.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:09:07 PM EDT

[#1]

This is... Slow day at the office?

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:10:58 PM EDT

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Eating a sandwich before going back to court

edit this'll go three pages easy

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:11:10 PM EDT

[#3]

Too easy. I take rocket powered flying super sharks all day every day.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:11:36 PM EDT

[#4]

I choose self-immolation.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:12:55 PM EDT

[#5]

What round for flying shark?

ETA: What RECIPE for flying shark?

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:12:55 PM EDT

[#6]

I don't know that I wouldn't want to see flying sharks. I guess I'll stay here and see what that's like.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:13:44 PM EDT

[#7]

Fucking sharks better be wearing armor. I think my neighbors would never forgive me if I deprived them of the chance to fish for dangerous game with guns and be able to claim self defense.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:14:44 PM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:15:28 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/2/2019 12:15:32 PM EDT

[#10]

I’m hoping someone living in New York posts to take the sharks as to cleanse the state.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:15:38 PM EDT

[#11]

I have been to NY a lot. Flying sharks it is.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:15:58 PM EDT

[#12]

Only thing bringing back to New York are funerals.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:16:03 PM EDT

[#13]

Flying sharks...Pffffft! I have a KelTec KSG with plenty of ammo. It will be like shooting skeet. Bring it on.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:16:17 PM EDT

[#14]

Not enough flying sharks in the world.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:16:43 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/2/2019 12:17:01 PM EDT

[#16]

I'll take my chances with the sharks.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:17:13 PM EDT

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Where is Jeremy Wade when you need him

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:17:55 PM EDT

[#18]

Flying sharks would make for some fun target practice.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:17:57 PM EDT

[#19]

What's the daily bag limit on flying sharks?

And if I catch any alive, can I release them in New York?

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:18:00 PM EDT

[#20]

Flying sharks you say?

You'll be ok as long as they are not laser equiped.

But do hide your Herring.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:18:14 PM EDT

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Hunting shark sporting clays style with buckshot sounds pretty awesome, plus all the steaks later

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:18:42 PM EDT

[#22]

Anchorage ?? flying sharks? I’ll get the video camera.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:20:22 PM EDT

[#23]

Born, raised & still live in Florida. Bring on the sharks.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:20:46 PM EDT

[#24]

Sharks. I live in Cook County. Fuck Cook County.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:21:06 PM EDT

[#25]

So either I move to New York or my neighbors that came from New York get attacked by flying sharks? Sharks please.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:21:12 PM EDT

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This would be a problem. I would be fine with living in NYC or elsewhere in the state for a year, but there is no way you'd convince me to live in a single city, state or even one country for the rest of my life!

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:21:23 PM EDT

[#27]

Cool, I've never had shark gumbo before.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:21:40 PM EDT

[#28]

Sharks might improve my neighborhood.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:21:44 PM EDT

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Im buying a few helium cylinders....setting up the offshore fishing gear..sending balloons up with bloody pork shanks.
We'll reel them in...Bam...12g to the melon.
Ill have 3 grills going....shoot,filet out, grill, beer,,eat, repeat.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:21:54 PM EDT

[#30]

I'll take the sharks.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:22:17 PM EDT

[#31]

Bring on the sharks. I heard sharks don't do well on land, anyway. Also, the Chinese will be super jealous of all our soup.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:22:23 PM EDT

[#32]

Flying sharks with freakin' laser beans please!

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:22:49 PM EDT

[#33]

Moving to Manhattan with a ten round mag will get you a felony.
Is the OP trying to jam us up to create business for his attorney pals.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:22:59 PM EDT

[#34]

I will save my town by shooting the sharks with guns I'm allowed to own in my non anti-2A state.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:23:33 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/2/2019 12:24:10 PM EDT

[#36]

flying sharks don't stand a chance around here.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:24:32 PM EDT

[#37]

Sharknado showed how to deal with them, and shark fillet tastes good.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:24:37 PM EDT

[#38]

What round for flying sharks? I’ll take my chances with the shark boogaloo.

I think I’ll try 12 ga or .308

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:25:06 PM EDT

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I would take flying sharks in NJ if it improved the gun laws here. This seems like a no-brainer.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:25:12 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/2/2019 12:25:44 PM EDT

[#41]

Sorry , I couldn’t call anywhere home but my beloved Dixieland . Shark fin soup for supper .

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:25:45 PM EDT

[#42]

Finally a use for a scout rifle! Bring on the fish.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:25:51 PM EDT

[#43]

fastblueR6 thread.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:26:17 PM EDT

[#44]

Sharks it is, then.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:26:30 PM EDT

[#45]

I set myself on fire.

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Posted: 8/2/2019 12:27:07 PM EDT

[#46]

Well, not having to troll on the boat would be a positive. Not sure how to keep bait flying in the air, though.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:28:33 PM EDT

[#47]

Are you drinking your lunch?

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:28:46 PM EDT

[#48]

I have 3 12 gauges to deal with Mr. Luthor AND any flying sharks.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:28:53 PM EDT

[#49]

Bring on the sharks, there are ways to deal with that.
If we can get the liberals out in the streets to protest when the sharks are inbound even better.

Posted: 8/2/2019 12:29:57 PM EDT

[#50]

My only thought, what round for flying sharks?

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