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Link Posted: 8/2/2019 8:43:46 PM EDT
[#1]
I hate Toledo so I select sharks out of spite
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 8:45:57 PM EDT
[#2]
Leprosy, the clap, and flying sharks are all preferable.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 8:48:42 PM EDT
[#3]
I live in Asheville so....the sharks will be a huge improvement.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 8:49:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 8:50:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Will there be a Black Powder ....



... and Archery ....



...seasons?
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 8:55:53 PM EDT
[#6]
Flying sharks all day everyday. It would be worth it just to see the looks on the faces of all the liberal anti gun folks when I said “told you so”. And then once all those folks were disposed of by the sharks, the shark hunting could commence. And be epic.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 8:59:30 PM EDT
[#7]
Message to the neighbors:

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Link Posted: 8/2/2019 9:32:45 PM EDT
[#8]
My apologies in advance to the people of Mountain Home, But it's about to get waist deep in sharks around here.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 9:38:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Bring on the sharks.

I belong to the .45-70 Master Race and have a .50 Beowulf on top of that.

Fuckin sharks won't stand a chance.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 9:40:44 PM EDT
[#10]
You can't fool me.

Me-262s had the sh*tz for engines and had to be replaced frequently.  Poor metallurgy.

Therefore, I'll take the flying sharks.  They're pretty jets.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 9:41:36 PM EDT
[#11]
I wanna wake up in the town that never sleeps....but shark steaks might be good!

So in the Arfcom way I’ll have both

I wanna bake shark steaks in the town that never sleeps....NY NY!

Or have shark burgers in Plattsburgh.


Link Posted: 8/2/2019 9:59:20 PM EDT
[#12]
As tempting as it might be to see Jackson Hole (Six Flags Over the Tetons) devoured by sharks, I'd move to New York.

Fuck Plattsburgh. New York City. I grew up there. I know the subway system. I'm comfortable in Little Italy. Though you won't see me in Queens.

But, I'm coming strapped. I'll have to find a cat.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 10:08:47 PM EDT
[#13]
I'll take my chances with the sharks.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 10:10:24 PM EDT
[#14]
How big and how many we talking about?
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 10:13:08 PM EDT
[#15]
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I can't believe we've already had 9 vote to move to NY.
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Not my pics
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 10:15:45 PM EDT
[#17]
The Nebraskan Corn Monkeys will Decimate the flying sharks with Extreme Prejudice.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 10:51:09 PM EDT
[#20]
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Much like some other states of a similar leaning, theyre absolutely beautiful but it's not the locations that's the problem
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Ur only as free as you allow yourself to be
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 11:33:50 PM EDT
[#21]
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Anchorage  flying sharks?  I'll get the video camera.
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this, the residents that get caught, oh well
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 11:41:33 PM EDT
[#22]
Tuna steak of the... Sky?
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 11:42:50 PM EDT
[#23]
My town is just like the one down the road.  The sharks can have it.
Link Posted: 8/2/2019 11:57:24 PM EDT
[#24]
Upstate New York is nice from what I seen. It's that big city down south that gets y'all in trouble.
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 12:10:16 AM EDT
[#25]
Interesting thread, Aimless.

How many sharks are we talking about and what are the ROE?
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 12:41:30 AM EDT
[#26]
Neighbors will get over it
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 12:42:56 AM EDT
[#27]
Neighbors will get over it
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 1:08:51 AM EDT
[#28]
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Flying sharks you say?

You'll be ok as long as they are not laser equiped.

But do hide your Herring.
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So it's OK to shoot flying sharks, as long as you have your herring protection?
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 1:48:00 AM EDT
[#29]
Well, the meth addicts in town would take care of the sharks. So its a total WIN-WIN for me and my town. I don't have to move to NY, less homeless meth addicts in Methford, OR and dead ODed sharks.

So, put this boy down as release the Kraken!
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 1:49:55 AM EDT
[#30]
Tricks on the sharks

My neighbors live in Arizona, our flag is for a shooting team, hippies have guns here.  Flying sharks would be a boon for our economy
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 2:07:35 AM EDT
[#31]
It just dawned on me if there are Chinese around, shark fin soup! That sh*t is expensive.
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 2:25:44 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
Posting on arfcom while driving you accidentally run over Lex Luthor's beloved poodle. Lex is furious and says either you move to NY or he's going to send dozens of rockets filled with flying sharks from his moonbase to your town where they'll fly around eating anyone who comes outside, flying in windows, ringing doorbells, not returning shopping carts to the corrals at grocery stores, depositing shark poop from
the sky.

or You agree to move to New York State And never leave. You can move to Manhattan or Plattsburgh. Feel free to bring your mini 14 and ten round mags, have your cat declawed before you move.
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So I can stay home and Lex will send rocketloads of skeet tartar?
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 2:50:51 AM EDT
[#33]
Sharks it is...
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 2:51:54 AM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 2:53:15 AM EDT
[#35]
Bring on the sharks.
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 7:18:42 AM EDT
[#37]
Rural Kansans are some of the most heavily armed people on the planet.  We’d have a shark shooting party.
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 7:25:26 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Posting on arfcom while driving you accidentally run over Lex Luthor's beloved poodle. Lex is furious and says either you move to NY or he's going to send dozens of rockets filled with flying sharks from his moonbase to your town where they'll fly around eating anyone who comes outside, flying in windows, ringing doorbells, not returning shopping carts to the corrals at grocery stores, depositing shark poop from
the sky.

or You agree to move to New York State And never leave. You can move to Manhattan or Plattsburgh. Feel free to bring your mini 14 and ten round mags, have your cat declawed before you move.
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What round for flying sharks?
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 7:28:07 AM EDT
[#39]
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Too easy.  I take rocket powered flying super sharks all day every day.
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This.
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 7:30:47 AM EDT
[#40]
I already pay your stupid state income tax and I don’t even live there FML....
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 7:51:04 AM EDT
[#41]
Sorry aimless ive been to NY (upstate, Long Island)  not a fan so bring the sharks we have plenty of trees and guys with big cal rifles here that will hinder them
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 8:01:38 AM EDT
[#42]
Since I've been saying this liberal college town needs an enema or nuked from orbit already, so here come the flying sharks!

We have been looking at homes and property well north of here, looking for an early spring move out of this place.  I can't wait until I have to start moving my ammo fort and safes...
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 8:09:45 AM EDT
[#43]
do i get to name my income as part of the move?

if so, I could stomach it

if not, sorry town.
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 8:11:06 AM EDT
[#44]
Already live here
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 8:20:36 AM EDT
[#45]
I just got a deal on a bunch of flite control OO Buckshot.  Bring on the sharks.  It would just make things all the better here if half the population became shark shit anyway.
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 10:12:35 PM EDT
[#46]
Bump because we need more mindless discussion of flying shark attacks and less depressing discussion of Walmart shooting psychos (not that the latter isn't important).
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 10:30:12 PM EDT
[#47]
What round?
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 10:34:58 PM EDT
[#48]
What saddle for flying shark? Because Imma ride one, attach a frickin IR laser beam on it's head and dual wield chainsaws.
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 11:15:22 PM EDT
[#49]
Sharks.

I'm also just gonna shoot Lex for threatening me.
Link Posted: 8/3/2019 11:33:39 PM EDT
[#50]
Let's see, I can either move to NY or stay home and play "Shark Skeet" out of my bedroom window while eating freshly grilled shark tacos with a couple of the neighbors.

Give me a minute.....
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