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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:49:05 PM EDT
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I’d hit it.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:49:33 PM EDT
[#2]
ask it to either be the speaker of the house or take a seat on the supreme court....
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:49:34 PM EDT
[#3]
Fix it a sammich, it looks hungry.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:49:37 PM EDT
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That was lit af
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:49:49 PM EDT
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But what if the ghost then rapes your ghost?

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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:50:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:50:31 PM EDT
[#7]
Dan Aykroyd ghostbusters bedroom scene
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:50:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:56:27 PM EDT
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But what if the ghost then rapes your ghost?

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Shoot all but one round, if it ain't dead yet the last round is for my head. Raped to death by a ghost isn't how I'm going out.
But what if the ghost then rapes your ghost?

Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:57:25 PM EDT
[#13]
Looks just like my mother-in-law
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:57:51 PM EDT
[#14]
Yell at the kids for leaving the damn windows open again!!

Am I the only one who feels that fucking draft?!?
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:59:08 PM EDT
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start jacking off loudly
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ARFCom's proven and effective method of exorcising unwanted spirits
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:59:38 PM EDT
[#16]
I am likely to be eaten by a grue.
Link Posted: 1/28/2019 11:59:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Also, piss on its withered leg to establish dominance.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:02:19 AM EDT
[#18]
The sheps would have seen and deboned before I seen it
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:05:07 AM EDT
[#19]
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This is why we can't have nice things.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:06:41 AM EDT
[#20]
I'd pull down my underwear and show dominance
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:09:13 AM EDT
[#21]
could also say to the ghost

"so ... you want to die twice mother fucker?"
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:10:05 AM EDT
[#22]
Clear zone by fire....
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:13:53 AM EDT
[#23]
45 Auto
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:15:07 AM EDT
[#24]
Meh, too skinny
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:15:26 AM EDT
[#25]
Why would Ruth Ginsburg be in my house?
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:19:31 AM EDT
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Meh, I've done worse
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FIFY
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:20:45 AM EDT
[#27]
Wave a twig at it while yelling "EXPECTO PATRONEM!!"
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:31:42 AM EDT
[#28]
A mouths a mouth
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:32:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:35:07 AM EDT
[#30]
Start jackin
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:35:52 AM EDT
[#31]
FPNI.....it's uncanny.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:36:46 AM EDT
[#32]
And I wet myself.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 12:37:18 AM EDT
[#33]
I would bend it over the railing,  bang the hell outta it and break its hip

As a warmup :)
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:03:35 AM EDT
[#34]
I'd rather have Andrew Cuomo settle down in front of his TV and find this on the screen

Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:04:12 AM EDT
[#35]
Weapons free
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:05:15 AM EDT
[#36]
Gee golly we be facebook now.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:11:58 AM EDT
[#37]
Was reading that epic creepy thread one Friday night by myself.  Had a few beers and let the stories get to me.  My brother texted me to see what I was up to.  Told him I was getting out a pistol (my Jericho 941F, iirc) cause I was freaked out at all the ghost stories and whatnot.  His reply, "What the hell is a bullet going to do to a ghost?"
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:24:41 AM EDT
[#38]
Kick myself for taking the brown acid
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:25:55 AM EDT
[#39]
Seen too many Skyrim Draugr to give a shit.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:31:33 AM EDT
[#40]
Who you gonna call?

Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:34:02 AM EDT
[#41]
"Welcome home Ruth... Call me Lucifer."

Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:35:02 AM EDT
[#42]
Post on the internet that we have a confirmed RBG sighting then go back to bed.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:37:35 AM EDT
[#43]
I guess since Hitlary is in my hallway it means Im committing suicide by shooting myself....3 times in the back of the head.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:42:17 AM EDT
[#44]
Easy

1.) Post in GD asking what I should do with "Skantily clad methy sex worker in my house...described as a skinny New Mexico 7."
2.) FO, also FO on a PSA parts kit
3.) post self righteous after action report and refuse to post sex worker pictures, then I explicably stop answering questions in the thread.  Do post build pictures though.
4.) Get banned after fighting with RougeBoss about cheese curds in Ohio.
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 1:46:24 AM EDT
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That was lit af
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There’s a couple other interesting stories that he narrates but this one I can really envision and it’s terrifying lol
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 2:00:02 AM EDT
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At least she's not fat.
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Pointy elbows, though
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 6:21:47 AM EDT
[#47]
Get her!
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 6:25:09 AM EDT
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Meh, I've seen worse
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Link Posted: 1/29/2019 6:26:21 AM EDT
[#49]
How about on an airplane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCRaufuCcto

Patrolman sees 'ghost' on airplane in Mexico City airport | New York Post
Link Posted: 1/29/2019 7:01:09 AM EDT
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Start jackin
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<---Grabs lotion, and whips it out.

Oh, wait.

Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
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