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I try not to think about all the people whose mouths my forks have been inside of when dining out. Many of them are dead and in the ground. So when you go out to eat, your fork has been in the mouths of dead people, AIDS patients and all kinds of other gross situations.
Same goes for dental tools. |
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Quoted: I try not to think about all the people whose mouths my forks have been inside of when dining out. Many of them are dead and in the ground. So when you go out to eat, your fork has been in the mouths of dead people, AIDS patients and all kinds of other gross situations. Same goes for dental tools. View Quote What about those disgusting dinosaurs that drank the same water you’re drinking now? |
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I hate traveling/vacationing with my family!
I traveled the world for work, been to 75 countries and I can pack for two weeks in a single carry on. My wife and kids feel the need to bring huge suitcases and are a pain in the ass to travel with. They want every vacation planned to the minute. |
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Quoted: I hate traveling/vacationing with my family! I traveled the world for work, been to 75 countries and I can pack for two weeks in a single carry on. My wife and kids feel the need to bring huge suitcases and are a pain in the ass to travel with. They want every vacation planned to the minute. View Quote You described my father to a “T”. My mom called him the “cruise director” when I was growing up, because every second of our “vacations” had to be meticulously planned and scheduled. Still drive me nuts to this day (and I have spoken to him in 7 years). |
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I only look in a mirror once a week when I buzz my head and face.
In public if I see someone I know I will change direction if possible to avoid talking to them. My personality and behavior does a 180 in my mother's presence and I'm over 40 years old. |
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Volume on even numbers only
I always eat skittles, sour patch kids etc by flavor from least liked to favorite. I separate them out first. I have more weird things |
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Quoted: I only look in a mirror once a week when I buzz my head and face. In public if I see someone I know I will change direction if possible to avoid talking to them. My personality and behavior does a 180 in my mother's presence and I'm over 40 years old. View Quote Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to? |
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Quoted: I like peanuts and I like chocolate, but peanuts in chocolate is disgusting. Reeses started this shit and should be banished from the earth for it. View Quote I am the same way. I also find the combination of peppermint and chocolate to be repulsive as well. Peppermint belongs in toothpaste, breath mints, mouthwash, soap, and chewing gum. That’s it. |
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I hate tomatoes in salads, but I’ll eat them in just about anything else.
I eat chicken noodle soup cold, out of the can. I need to keep everything in my life organized, and I avoid having mismatched things of the same type, or I get anxiety. When other people interfere with that organization or they take/lose an item from a set of matched things, I get frustrated. |
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Quoted: I hate tomatoes in salads, but I’ll eat them in just about anything else. I eat chicken noodle soup cold, out of the can. View Quote The taste of uncooked tomatoes makes me gag, but will I eat foods containing cooked tomatoes any day of the week. I also eat Spaghetti O’s cold and straight from the can. I think this was because I wasn’t allowed to use the stove as a young kid, but figured out how to use the can opener. |
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The anonymity allows little bitches to spout shit they'd never have the balls to say face to face.
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Quoted: I get annoyed with people walking around with coffee cups, mugs etc. ( I don’t allow my employees to walk around the project sites with coffee mugs or cups. Drink that in your car or office. Workers are busy working and you are there strolling around on a fucking coffee break) I hate it when people wine and cry about not having coffee in the morning. No I dont drink coffee. I never wear clothes that are red- orange- yellow. No bright colors. I hate polo shirts. I get pissed off when my managers wear polos. I tell them to change shirts. I don’t sleep in a bed. Only couches. I have to clean my ears. Digging down with an ear spoon or q -tip. I like watching ear wax removal videos. Its gross but satisfying. I love flossing my teeth. Those dental picks are awesome and use them when driving. View Quote The couches one got me. You're nuts. I don't eat meat off the bone. Chicken wings may be the most disgusting food I've ever seen eaten. The people that suck those bones clean are Neanderthals. |
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Quoted: I try not to think about all the people whose mouths my forks have been inside of when dining out. Many of them are dead and in the ground. So when you go out to eat, your fork has been in the mouths of dead people, AIDS patients and all kinds of other gross situations. Same goes for dental tools. View Quote We were at a restaurant with our unpredictable 4 or 5 year old at the time. Food arrived, we're all set to eat, and he's looking at his silverware REALLY close. Looks at us and says, "Other people use these too?" Wife and I both held our breath. Finally one of us said something about all of them being sanitized in the dishwasher. He thought for a second, then dug into his pasta, eventually spilling the butter on his new shirt like normal. Wife and I exhaled, and moved on. One of the scariest moments of our lives. |
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I eat all my leftovers cold no matter what it is. Guys at work give me a hard time about it.
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I can't stand to have any dirt or sand or anything on my feet when I put my socks on.
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I like to sing metal songs when I cook breakfast, but I change up the lyrics. I usually replace "die" with "fry", and "satan" with "bacon" for my breakfast tunes.
Examples: Fry, by my hand, I creep across the land, cooking eggs and ham. Learn the sacred words of praise hail bacon! |
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Quoted: I like to sing metal songs when I cook breakfast, but I change up the lyrics. I usually replace "die" with "fry", and "satan" with "bacon" for my breakfast tunes. Examples: Fry, by my hand, I creep across the land, cooking eggs and ham. Learn the sacred words of praise hail bacon! View Quote fry fry fry |
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Quoted: I like to sing metal songs when I cook breakfast, but I change up the lyrics. I usually replace "die" with "fry", and "satan" with "bacon" for my breakfast tunes. Examples: Fry, by my hand, I creep across the land, cooking eggs and ham. Learn the sacred words of praise hail bacon! View Quote Attached File |
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Quoted: What about those disgusting dinosaurs that drank the same water you're drinking now? View Quote |
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Quoted: Quoted: I like to sing metal songs when I cook breakfast, but I change up the lyrics. I usually replace "die" with "fry", and "satan" with "bacon" for my breakfast tunes. Examples: Fry, by my hand, I creep across the land, cooking eggs and ham. Learn the sacred words of praise hail bacon! fry fry fry |
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Quoted: There's 335 million people in the United States, each one of them take a dump every day. Where does 335 million pounds of shit go? Into the aquifer. This doesn't even take into account the dogs, cats, cows and other wildlife. View Quote Ackkkshually, women don’t poop, so your data is hyper-inflated, and therefore invalid. |
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I count stair steps, even in my own home.
I always put my right sock on first, then left, then right shoe, then left, Always. I put my pants on left leg first. Always. I eat cheetos and french fries according to size; smallest to largest. I sometimes obsess about counting things. |
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Quoted: Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I only look in a mirror once a week when I buzz my head and face. In public if I see someone I know I will change direction if possible to avoid talking to them. My personality and behavior does a 180 in my mother's presence and I'm over 40 years old. Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to? I'm afraid it would be painfully boring. |
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- I pronounce "vacuum" with three syllables
- I occasionally enjoy a glass of milk while taking a shower. - Toilet paper must be used three squares at a time |
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I have synesthesia, meaning I see colors when I read letters and numbers, and in some cases even see personalities in certain characters (for example, 5 is fatherly, 2 is a woman) I also taste some flavors as colors and see patterns in certain sounds. Calendar time has a shape in a way I can't easily describe.
I can write music by painting a color diagram in my head. Sort of like guitar hero, only without the movement. I could go on about it forever. No drugs involved. It's been like this since I can remember knowing letters (about 2yo). |
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the sound of liquid pouring into a glass makes me want to kill something
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I was born to have only two wisdom teeth - one upper right and the other lower left.
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I abhor odd volume or temperature settings. Always have to have them set on even numbers.
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I will eat anything with tomatoes in it or made from tomatoes. I will not eat a raw tomato on a salad, burger, or taco.
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Quoted: the sound of liquid pouring into a glass makes me want to kill something View Quote How To Pour a Glass of Water |
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I have to set the vehicle automatic temp control on an even number
When pumping gas I have to end the amount (price) on a 0 or 5 When I load and unload the dishwasher I count as I load or remove every knife, fork and spoon. The paper currency in my wallet has to be in order, 1's, 5's, 10's and so on I have to have even numbers on my gun magazines. I was counting my Glock 17 mags the other day and saw that I had an odd number, went out an bought another one I associate smells with colors Count just about everything like putting screws and nuts in storage trays When pumping gas, within 4 gallons I have to pee All can goods in the pantry need to have the label facing forward I can only eat with a salad fork and not a dinner fork I have to have line spaces between each item I am listing, like in this reply |
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Quoted: I have synesthesia, meaning I see colors when I read letters and numbers, and in some cases even see personalities in certain characters (for example, 5 is fatherly, 2 is a woman) I also taste some flavors as colors and see patterns in certain sounds. Calendar time has a shape in a way I can't easily describe. I can write music by painting a color diagram in my head. Sort of like guitar hero, only without the movement. I could go on about it forever. No drugs involved. It's been like this since I can remember knowing letters (about 2yo). View Quote Does the toaster oven mock you? |
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I'm a septic contractor. Installs repairs pumping etc. have been my whole life, third generation
hair or food in a sink will make me dry heave. If it's outside, no issue. Inside- forget it , I'm out. |
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I understand some of these weird semi-autistic quirks, had some as a kid, but do you guys not get the compulsion to put pants on "wrong" or set shit to odd numbers to get used to feeling uncomfortable?
I no longer have any weird anomalies in my behavior and can adapt and excel in most environments without being noticed as the "weirdo" |
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I arrange my shirts by color on closet coat hangers,
in order of the visible color spectrum from ultraviolet (on my left) to infrared (on my right). I wear specific t-shirt colors during the week so I can remember what day of the week it is when I'm at work. I also fight the urge to square everything up on people's coffee tables, work desks, etc. |
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Quoted: Automatic counting. If I hear a target shooting at a neighbors , no matter what I’m doing, I can tell you if they shot 87 times. Driving across a bridge, I know how many expansion joints are in it when I get to the other side. View Quote Omg, I do that when pouring water or running water into a glass, bowl, pitcher, etc. I count seconds. No idea why. |
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