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Posted: 5/24/2013 5:45:13 PM EDT
Do you collect it?
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:46:10 PM EDT
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wait What?
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:47:29 PM EDT
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Do you collect it?


you mean like so?





 
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:47:43 PM EDT
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"Not yet"
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:48:38 PM EDT
[#4]
You perverts.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:49:19 PM EDT
[#5]
what?
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:49:21 PM EDT
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You perverts.


Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:50:59 PM EDT
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Do you collect it?

you mean like so?
http://www.stockroom.com/common/images/products/B831/B831.jpg
 


Uh... not what I had in mind, but if that is what you prefer...


I was talking more along the lines of the liberator brand of furniture.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:51:13 PM EDT
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Do you collect it?

you mean like so?
http://www.stockroom.com/common/images/products/B831/B831.jpg
 


Rob Halfred called,he'd like his hammock back.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:51:46 PM EDT
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I find my kids bedroom furniture much more useful...


Plus when they grow up ill be able tell stories when I want them to leave the room..

" so NWG version 2.0, you remember that SpongeBob chair you used to have....."
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:52:21 PM EDT
[#10]
Yep.  I believe this will be my Friday night entertainment thread.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:52:34 PM EDT
[#11]
My SO and I wouldn't not collect it if we found something that struck our fancy, but no, I do not have any adult bedroom furniture.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:53:11 PM EDT
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Yep.  I believe this will be my Friday night entertainment thread.


Appropriate avatar is appropriate.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:53:19 PM EDT
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I've kept my spongebob themed furniture and blankets even though I've left that era behind and progressed into ponies. I guess since that's not exactly adult my answer is "No".
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:53:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:54:04 PM EDT
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My SO and I wouldn't not collect it if we found something that struck our fancy, but no, I do not have any adult bedroom furniture.


You can start collecting now.

Good deals here
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:56:02 PM EDT
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I sleep in a racecar!

Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:56:34 PM EDT
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wait What?


Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:57:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:59:30 PM EDT
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I've kept my spongebob themed furniture and blankets even though I've left that era behind and progressed into ponies. I guess since that's not exactly adult my answer is "No".


And the creepiest post of the day goes to................
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:59:33 PM EDT
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I'll take the 7' Zeppelin "as shown"
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 5:59:49 PM EDT
[#21]
poll fail, no choice for "full set"
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:00:01 PM EDT
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Do you collect it?

you mean like so?
http://www.stockroom.com/common/images/products/B831/B831.jpg
 


that is "Adult furniture"

Those 200 dollar triangles are for gullible people with too much damn money.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:02:01 PM EDT
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My SO and I wouldn't not collect it if we found something that struck our fancy, but no, I do not have any adult bedroom furniture.


You can start collecting now.

Good deals here


Pretty damned cool for glorified pillows.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:02:30 PM EDT
[#24]
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Oh my


If you know what's going on in here, let me know.
I assumed the OP was asking about a bed, nightstands, dressers, and that sort of stuff.

Then...Bondage Bed appeared and I suddenly realized I may be to uptight to be reading this.

Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:04:00 PM EDT
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Oh my


If you know what's going on in here, let me know.
I assumed the OP was asking about a bed, nightstands, dressers, and that sort of stuff.

Then...Bondage Bed appeared and I suddenly realized I may be to uptight to be reading this.



OP is talking about overpriced pillows
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:04:23 PM EDT
[#26]
adult bedroom furniture? Is that kind of like adult toys?
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:04:29 PM EDT
[#27]
Liberator is nice but costs WAY too much.  The only real advantage over other wedges I seen is the covers are harder to ruin.  I had a cheap high density wedge that lasted for many years.   I recently bought a new one to help with acid reflux for $40.  Unfortunately this one isn't quite dense enough to double as adult bedroom furniture.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:09:20 PM EDT
[#28]
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I find my kids bedroom furniture much more useful...


Plus when they grow up ill be able tell stories when I want them to leave the room..

" so NWG version 2.0, you remember that SpongeBob chair you used to have....."



You have sex on your kids bedroom furniture?

Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:11:31 PM EDT
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I find my kids bedroom furniture much more useful...


Plus when they grow up ill be able tell stories when I want them to leave the room..

" so NWG version 2.0, you remember that SpongeBob chair you used to have....."



You have sex on your kids bedroom furniture?



from a physical standpoint, it makes sense, too small to be real furniture, just right to be kinky furniture.

Still creepy though...
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:11:32 PM EDT
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Oh my


If you know what's going on in here, let me know.
I assumed the OP was asking about a bed, nightstands, dressers, and that sort of stuff.

Then...Bondage Bed appeared and I suddenly realized I may be to uptight to be reading this.



OP is talking about overpriced pillows
https://s3.amazonaws.com/product-images.healiohealth.com/4306/Healthy-Sexuality-Liberator-Wedge-Sex-Ramp-b-pz.jpg


ok hows does that work?
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:13:41 PM EDT
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Oh my


If you know what's going on in here, let me know.
I assumed the OP was asking about a bed, nightstands, dressers, and that sort of stuff.

Then...Bondage Bed appeared and I suddenly realized I may be to uptight to be reading this.



OP is talking about overpriced pillows
https://s3.amazonaws.com/product-images.healiohealth.com/4306/Healthy-Sexuality-Liberator-Wedge-Sex-Ramp-b-pz.jpg


ok hows does that work?


NSFGD
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:15:01 PM EDT
[#32]
Paging the guy who catches creepy people to the GD courtesy phone.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:15:49 PM EDT
[#33]
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Oh my


If you know what's going on in here, let me know.
I assumed the OP was asking about a bed, nightstands, dressers, and that sort of stuff.

Then...Bondage Bed appeared and I suddenly realized I may be to uptight to be reading this.



OP is talking about overpriced pillows
https://s3.amazonaws.com/product-images.healiohealth.com/4306/Healthy-Sexuality-Liberator-Wedge-Sex-Ramp-b-pz.jpg


ok hows does that work?


NSFGD




So the same thing im using my hydraulic bullet swaging press for..
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:19:20 PM EDT
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Oh my


If you know what's going on in here, let me know.
I assumed the OP was asking about a bed, nightstands, dressers, and that sort of stuff.

Then...Bondage Bed appeared and I suddenly realized I may be to uptight to be reading this.



OP is talking about overpriced pillows
https://s3.amazonaws.com/product-images.healiohealth.com/4306/Healthy-Sexuality-Liberator-Wedge-Sex-Ramp-b-pz.jpg


ok hows does that work?


NSFGD


Lame piece for slap and tickle.



The nice things about these is the fact that they break down into harmless pieces when the family is over.

You WILL need several sandbags to hold the base down once the people start flailing and struggling.


Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:20:02 PM EDT
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Oh my


If you know what's going on in here, let me know.
I assumed the OP was asking about a bed, nightstands, dressers, and that sort of stuff.

Then...Bondage Bed appeared and I suddenly realized I may be to uptight to be reading this.



OP is talking about overpriced pillows
https://s3.amazonaws.com/product-images.healiohealth.com/4306/Healthy-Sexuality-Liberator-Wedge-Sex-Ramp-b-pz.jpg


ok hows does that work?


NSFGD


Lame piece for slap and tickle.

http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/versahorse-006.jpg

The nice things about these is the fact that they break down into harmless pieces when the family is over.

You WILL need several sandbags to hold the base down once the people start flailing and struggling.
http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/panorama-cross-image-for-ebay.jpg



Another example of actual adult furniture

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ok hows does that work?


NSFGD




So the same thing im using my hydraulic bullet swaging press for..




Now I'm lost.

"Leverage" might be considered "The same" ?
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:23:43 PM EDT
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Yep.  I believe this will be my Friday night entertainment thread.


Appropriate avatar is appropriate.


Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:27:43 PM EDT
[#37]
C'Mon!!    

Some pillows, some para-chord, our Tempr-Pedic, and a few well chosen accessories.   Anything more than that is a waste!
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:28:52 PM EDT
[#38]
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Do you collect it?

you mean like so?
http://www.stockroom.com/common/images/products/B831/B831.jpg
 


Searching Amazon as we speak.  
I hope they have it in Prime
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:30:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:30:55 PM EDT
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I hope they make a nightstand big enough for my Sawzall powered dildo.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:35:40 PM EDT
[#41]
Lame piece for slap and tickle.
http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/versahorse-006.jpg


That's the weirdest sheep I've ever seen.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:38:49 PM EDT
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Lame piece for slap and tickle.

http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/versahorse-006.jpg

The nice things about these is the fact that they break down into harmless pieces when the family is over.

You WILL need several sandbags to hold the base down once the people start flailing and struggling.
http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/panorama-cross-image-for-ebay.jpg





How does one assemble/disassemble that into "harmless pieces"?  The bottom one I can kinda see... but the top one looks like it's either a lot to disassemble, or else it's just going to look like a ... whatever the scene name for it is.  Horse of woe or something maybe?

Or do you just have to play Norm Abrams and Bob Vila every time before you get to play BSDM?

Seems fucking complicated.  Or complicated fucking.

It explains why people build sex dungeons... because they're sick of assembling and disassembling their specialty furniture.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:42:29 PM EDT
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I hope they make a nightstand big enough for my Sawzall powered dildo.




 
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:44:52 PM EDT
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I hope they make a nightstand big enough for my Sawzall powered dildo.

 


Florida news channel, but it's a story from Maryland.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:48:55 PM EDT
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I hope they make a nightstand big enough for my Sawzall powered dildo.


 




Florida news channel, but it's a story from Maryland.




http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/weird/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html



LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.



Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.






 
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:50:21 PM EDT
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Lame piece for slap and tickle.

http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/versahorse-006.jpg

The nice things about these is the fact that they break down into harmless pieces when the family is over.

You WILL need several sandbags to hold the base down once the people start flailing and struggling.
http://fetishfurniture.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/panorama-cross-image-for-ebay.jpg





How does one assemble/disassemble that into "harmless pieces"?  The bottom one I can kinda see... but the top one looks like it's either a lot to disassemble, or else it's just going to look like a ... whatever the scene name for it is.  Horse of woe or something maybe?

Or do you just have to play Norm Abrams and Bob Vila every time before you get to play BSDM?

Seems fucking complicated.  Or complicated fucking.

It explains why people build sex dungeons... because they're sick of assembling and disassembling their specialty furniture.


Imagine racing to put together the freaky furniture before your viagra or her buzz wears off.

Kharn

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:52:10 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:53:33 PM EDT
[#49]
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Imagine racing to put together the freaky furniture before your viagra or her buzz wears off.

Kharn

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Baby, you're so hot I"m gonna pound you harder than this MDF panel A that goes into groove C.

I'm gonna screw you like Diagram 5 on page 11-1.
Link Posted: 5/24/2013 6:54:53 PM EDT
[#50]
So, im going to assume that yalls bedroom visits take more than 15 min......
. Hell, i keep her hap-hap-happy w/o that shit!
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