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Posted: 4/12/2012 1:07:51 AM EDT

I'm enjoying a nice bowl of Rice Krispie Treat Cereal. This stuff is amazing!
I'm also a big Captain Crunch and Fruity Pebble fan.

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:09:19 AM EDT

[#1]

I tried Special K once, thinking, "I'm grown up now, done with the kiddy cereals."

Fuck that.

Froot Loops, Apple Jacks, and Reese's Puffs FTMFW

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:12:27 AM EDT

[#2]

So does your spelling.

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:18:15 AM EDT

[#3]

Honey Bunches of Oats or whatever the fuck it's called is pretty damn good.

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:19:11 AM EDT

[#4]

Cereal.

Just sayin...

Have another bowl!

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:19:46 AM EDT

[#5]

Marshmallow Matey's, Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:25:55 AM EDT

[#6]

Every morning with a babnana.

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:28:29 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
So does your spelling.

No idea what you're talking about...

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:29:23 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91MKgV-LB4S._AA1500_.jpg

Every morning with a babnana.

Wtf is that? Looks gross

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:31:10 AM EDT

[#9]

Frosted flakes

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Posted: 4/12/2012 1:32:21 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91MKgV-LB4S._AA1500_.jpg

Every morning with a babnana.

Wtf is that? Looks gross

Delicious and nutritious.

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:33:47 AM EDT

[#11]

If kids cereal comes with kid's toys, does adult cereal come with adult toys?

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:35:13 AM EDT

[#12]

This is one of the best cereals I have ever tried.

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:37:10 AM EDT

[#13]

I was at the store the other day and noticed they got rid of the fruit shapes in Trix, and now it's just generic cereal balls. WTF is this bullshit!?

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:37:56 AM EDT

[#14]

"Adult cereals" remind me of this:

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:38:55 AM EDT

[#15]

Frosted mini wheats, crispix "w/sugar sprinkled on", honey bunches of oats=win How much longer will it take for someone to make a bacon infused cereal damnit!

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:41:13 AM EDT

[#16]

Anybody else get the roof of thier mouth fucked up after a captain crunch binge?

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:45:12 AM EDT

[#17]

Puffed wheat.

Can I get an amen?

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:45:42 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

I was at the store the other day and noticed they got rid of the fruit shapes in Trix, and now it's just generic cereal balls. WTF is this bullshit!?

Real Trix never had fruit shapes whippersnapper.

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:47:32 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I was at the store the other day and noticed they got rid of the fruit shapes in Trix, and now it's just generic cereal balls. WTF is this bullshit!?

Real Trix never had fruit shapes whippersnapper.

Yes, yes it did

I noticed that as well

Posted: 4/12/2012 1:53:18 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I was at the store the other day and noticed they got rid of the fruit shapes in Trix, and now it's just generic cereal balls. WTF is this bullshit!?

Real Trix never had fruit shapes whippersnapper.

Yes, yes it did

I noticed that as well

Only if you consider round like an orange a fruit shape.

This is how I remember Trix. Orange, yellow, and reddish round blobs.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:00:38 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I was at the store the other day and noticed they got rid of the fruit shapes in Trix, and now it's just generic cereal balls. WTF is this bullshit!?

Real Trix never had fruit shapes whippersnapper.

Yes, yes it did

I noticed that as well

Only if you consider round like an orange a fruit shape.

So maybe those aren't fruit shapes, but whatever you want to call them, they weren't just round.

ETA: There's some babnanas and watermelon in there

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:06:07 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I was at the store the other day and noticed they got rid of the fruit shapes in Trix, and now it's just generic cereal balls. WTF is this bullshit!?

Real Trix never had fruit shapes whippersnapper.

Yes, yes it did

I noticed that as well

Only if you consider round like an orange a fruit shape.

This is how I remember Trix. Orange, yellow, and reddish round blobs.

http://i.imgur.com/prXAs.jpg

I miss the hell out of real Trix.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:07:37 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

So maybe those aren't fruit shapes, but whatever you want to call them, they weren't just round.

ETA: There's some babnanas and watermelon in there

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtx2kmVyh1qizp8h.jpg

You know not of the Trix of 1982, man.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:07:44 AM EDT

[#24]

Grape Nuts
Best "adult" cereal ever

The rest pretty much suck though

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:09:30 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

So maybe those aren't fruit shapes, but whatever you want to call them, they weren't just round.

ETA: There's some babnanas and watermelon in there

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtx2kmVyh1qizp8h.jpg

They tried to metrosexualize Trix and ^ that bowl of fail is the result.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:11:01 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:

So maybe those aren't fruit shapes, but whatever you want to call them, they weren't just round.

ETA: There's some babnanas and watermelon in there

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtx2kmVyh1qizp8h.jpg

They tried to metrosexualize Trix and ^ that bowl of fail is the result.

How are fruit shapes in a bowl metrosexualized

That was my favorite cereal as a kid

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:12:12 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:

So maybe those aren't fruit shapes, but whatever you want to call them, they weren't just round.

ETA: There's some babnanas and watermelon in there

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtx2kmVyh1qizp8h.jpg

They tried to metrosexualize Trix and ^ that bowl of fail is the result.

How are fruit shapes in a bowl metrosexualized

That was my favorite cereal as a kid

Your childhood was a lie

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:14:21 AM EDT

[#28]

Still not convinced that my favorite bowl of cereal was full of faggotry.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:16:26 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Still not convinced that my favorite bowl of cereal was full of faggotry.

You like things fun and fruity (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:16:57 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

So maybe those aren't fruit shapes, but whatever you want to call them, they weren't just round.

ETA: There's some babnanas and watermelon in there

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtx2kmVyh1qizp8h.jpg

They tried to metrosexualize Trix and ^ that bowl of fail is the result.

How are fruit shapes in a bowl metrosexualized

That was my favorite cereal as a kid

Your childhood was a lie

And not that long ago, either.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:19:07 AM EDT

[#31]

Quaker Oatmeal Squares and Post Great Grains (Cranberry and Almond) are my two fovorites....I'd guess that they're adult-ish.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:21:25 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Anybody else get the roof of thier mouth fucked up after a captain crunch binge?

Yes, yesterday....shit is like gravel.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:22:17 AM EDT

[#33]

Trix are for kids.

I'm definitely going to try some of that Ezekiel 4:9 cereal.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:25:31 AM EDT

[#34]

No love for Count Chocula, Franken Berry and Boo-Berry?

And for a few years, Fruit Brute.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:27:13 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Anybody else get the roof of thier mouth fucked up after a captain crunch binge?

Yes, yesterday....shit is like gravel.

uh... yeah, but it's worth it!
The worst is gorging yourself on it after a night of burning all the skin off the roof of your mouth eating boiling hot frozen pizzas.

Posted: 4/12/2012 2:44:44 AM EDT

[#36]

Does anyone remember Freakies cereal?

Oh, I wonder, I wonder, I wonder,
who grew the Freakies Tree?
Oh, we love our Freakies cereal, yes, darling you know we do,
'cause it's crunchy and delicious and it's good for me and you!

http://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal_detail.asp?id=140

Posted: 4/12/2012 3:11:37 AM EDT

[#37]

wheaties flex

honey cherrios

throw some strawberries, bananas in.... fuckin eh!

Posted: 4/12/2012 3:46:11 AM EDT

[#38]

Bare Naked Grains for breakfast. Eating that kiddie shit would induce adult onset diabetes in about a week.

This stuff is minimally processed and has very low added sugar. Just enough to make you forget you're eating practically unprocessed grain.

Posted: 4/12/2012 3:46:13 AM EDT

[#39]

As an adult (they keep calling me that, so must be true

) I buy what I want for cereal.

Lucky Charms for me!

Posted: 4/12/2012 3:47:53 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Eating that kiddie shit would induce adult onset diabetes in about a week.

This is very true, lucky for me I only go through 2 boxes of cereal in a year.

Posted: 4/12/2012 4:00:19 AM EDT

[#41]

I alternate. I always keep at least one box of bran flakes or granola and at least one box of fruity pebbles, cinnamon toast crunch, Captain Crunch (obviously), or whatever.

Posted: 4/12/2012 4:26:10 AM EDT

[#42]

They started out as round cereal pieces, but in 1991, they were changed
to puffed fruit-shaped pieces. In 2006, they reverted to their original
shape in the United States and several other places. However, at least
in Mexico, they have kept their fruit shape. The official term for a
single piece of cereal is a "Tric".

Quoted:

Quoted:

I was at the store the other day and noticed they got rid of the fruit shapes in Trix, and now it's just generic cereal balls. WTF is this bullshit!?

Real Trix never had fruit shapes whippersnapper.

Yes, yes it did

I noticed that as well