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Posted: 6/1/2012 12:34:25 PM EDT

[#1]

Crunch Berries FTW.

Posted: 6/1/2012 12:36:09 PM EDT

[#2]

All I eat now is corn chex.

Sometimes I mix it up with rice chex.

Posted: 6/1/2012 12:36:43 PM EDT

[#3]

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"Adult cereals" remind me of this:

http://coopernicus.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/colonblow_2.png

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3U4q5j-1gEA/Sm4BR55ye9I/AAAAAAAABx8/SFYQDLqtarY/s400/colonblow3.jpg

I eat this:

http://img4.realsimple.com/images/0909/cereal-fiber-go-lean_300.jpg

Should be named "Asspocalypse Now"

LOL !! My wife used to buy that shit. I called it Goats Nuts LOL !!!!

They should just change the name to "Shitz Yer Pants"

Posted: 6/1/2012 12:50:53 PM EDT

[#4]

Kid cereal is the shit. The majority of the time I eat it is when I want a snack, not necessarily for breakfast.

Marshmallow Froot Loops
Chocolate Lucky Charms
Honey Comb
Corn Pops
Fruity/Cocoa Pebbles

I could go on

Posted: 6/1/2012 12:50:57 PM EDT

[#5]

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So maybe those aren't fruit shapes, but whatever you want to call them, they weren't just round.

ETA: There's some babnanas and watermelon in there

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtx2kmVyh1qizp8h.jpg

They tried to metrosexualize Trix and ^ that bowl of fail is the result.

How are fruit shapes in a bowl metrosexualized

That was my favorite cereal as a kid

If that's how you remember Trix from your childhood, you're still a child.

Posted: 6/1/2012 12:53:29 PM EDT

[#6]

here's one for us old fogies

Posted: 6/1/2012 12:53:46 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

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So maybe those aren't fruit shapes, but whatever you want to call them, they weren't just round.

ETA: There's some babnanas and watermelon in there

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtx2kmVyh1qizp8h.jpg

They tried to metrosexualize Trix and ^ that bowl of fail is the result.

How are fruit shapes in a bowl metrosexualized

That was my favorite cereal as a kid

If that's how you remember Trix from your childhood, you're still a child.

Little round colorful fruity balls ftw

Posted: 6/1/2012 1:13:52 PM EDT

[#8]

Quisp and Quake FTW

Posted: 6/1/2012 1:20:43 PM EDT

[#9]

I prefer not to eat grains. Study the two pics and think about how you want to look and feel. I eat a meat and eggs every day for breakfast usually acompanied with some sort of fruit.

/ I also excerzie very little and have a desk job. I'm also sporting a six pack. Yes my E-wein is 9 inches and I have billionaire supermodel wife who is bisexual, I also need to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

Posted: 6/1/2012 1:23:12 PM EDT

[#10]

So, basically you refuse to eat anything other than a bowl of candy and milk. Nice.

Dreaded Wheat is pretty good, especially warmed. You can put some sugar on if you must. I like granola with raisins.

ETA: not directed at post above, directed at OP and other fat kids in this thread.

*for the record, I'm a fatass, too, but it's because I'm lazy and drink too much.

Posted: 6/1/2012 1:23:46 PM EDT

[#11]

This thread gave me diabetes just from reading it.

Posted: 6/1/2012 1:33:21 PM EDT

[#12]

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I prefer not to eat grains. Study the two pics and think about how you want to look and feel. I eat a meat and eggs every day for breakfast usually acompanied with some sort of fruit.

http://news.injuryboard.com/uploadedImages/InjuryBoardcom_Content/Blogs/News_Blog/News/Cattle_eating%20%20%20%20500.jpg
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/762994/762994,1305717659,1/stock-photo-lion-cub-eating-prey-77628940.jpg

/ I also excerzie very little and have a desk job. I'm also sporting a six pack. Yes my E-wein is 9 inches and I have billionaire supermodel wife who is bisexual, I also need to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

We aren't either of those two types of animal. We have canines AND grinding molars. We are omnivores. We are healthiest when we eat both meat AND vegetable matter. I agree that most of us probably eat too much carbohydrates, including grains.

Posted: 6/1/2012 1:42:56 PM EDT

[#13]

I used to sit down and eat 3 or 4 bowls of cereal as a teenager, using 2 pints (sometimes 2.5) of full-fat Silvertop milk. Hell, up until a couple of years ago, I used to sit down to eat 1 or 2 bowls at 5am before an early shift.

I don't really eat cereal anymore, I just wait until my break and have a cooked breakfast in the canteen.

I do love cereal though.

Posted: 6/1/2012 1:47:58 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

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I prefer not to eat grains. Study the two pics and think about how you want to look and feel. I eat a meat and eggs every day for breakfast usually acompanied with some sort of fruit.

http://news.injuryboard.com/uploadedImages/InjuryBoardcom_Content/Blogs/News_Blog/News/Cattle_eating%20%20%20%20500.jpg
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/762994/762994,1305717659,1/stock-photo-lion-cub-eating-prey-77628940.jpg

/ I also excerzie very little and have a desk job. I'm also sporting a six pack. Yes my E-wein is 9 inches and I have billionaire supermodel wife who is bisexual, I also need to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

We aren't either of those two types of animal. We have canines AND grinding molars. We are omnivores. We are healthiest when we eat both meat AND vegetable matter. I agree that most of us probably eat too much carbohydrates, including grains.

I eat tons of vegetable matter. I probably eat 2-3lbs of veggies a day easy. Just no grains.

Posted: 6/1/2012 2:01:53 PM EDT

[#15]

Bitches please.

Posted: 6/1/2012 2:46:33 PM EDT

[#16]

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I was at the store the other day and noticed they got rid of the fruit shapes in Trix, and now it's just generic cereal balls. WTF is this bullshit!?

They went back to the original shape then. It's old school.

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