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Posted: 7/13/2019 3:17:37 PM EDT

look at the background.

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:21:16 PM EDT

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Hell man. [s]

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:21:27 PM EDT

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Give me hamm on 5 hold the mayo..

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:27:36 PM EDT

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I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:27:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2019 3:29:16 PM EDT

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I’m familiar with it.

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:30:28 PM EDT

[#6]

The cause of my drinking problem

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:37:14 PM EDT

[#7]

Johnny, what do you make of this?

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:39:21 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2019 3:42:02 PM EDT

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Yes, it's funny because there is mayonnaise in the background, hence the"mayo" Clinic. It's not the real Mayo Clinic, it's more a play on words and imagery that makes it comical in its own right.

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:42:49 PM EDT

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This? I can make a hat.
Or a broach.
Or a pterodactyl flying...

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:43:14 PM EDT

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Classic with its combination of jokes and slapstick.

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:43:53 PM EDT

[#12]

And Leon is getting larger!

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:44:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2019 3:50:10 PM EDT

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Surely you can't be serious.

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:51:17 PM EDT

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Obviously, not the real Mayo Clinic.
The real Mayo Clinic would only have Duke's

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:54:29 PM EDT

[#16]

I’ve traveled the banks of the river of Jordan....

Airplane! - River of Jordan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMh9hPGNGKE

Posted: 7/13/2019 3:56:46 PM EDT

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I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Posted: 7/13/2019 4:01:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2019 4:06:32 PM EDT

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Could I have my briefcase back?

Posted: 7/13/2019 4:15:30 PM EDT

[#20]

Excuse me, but I speak jive...

Posted: 7/13/2019 4:19:24 PM EDT

[#21]

No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.

Posted: 7/13/2019 4:19:55 PM EDT

[#22]

Getting past the Moonies in the airport was the best scene...

Posted: 7/13/2019 4:51:08 PM EDT

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I'll bet that at least 25% of all first-time viewers miss it, though!

Posted: 7/13/2019 4:55:21 PM EDT

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One of the best scenes in the movie IMO.

Rex Kramer : [talking to Steve McCroskey] Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.

[to Striker]

Rex Kramer : Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?

Ted Striker : No, never.

Rex Kramer : [to McCroskey, with the microphone still on] Shit! This is a God damn waste of time! There's no way he can land this plane!

Posted: 7/13/2019 4:56:11 PM EDT

[#25]

Airplane! Rex Kramer Car Scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrktxWUgcyA

Posted: 7/13/2019 4:56:59 PM EDT

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look at the background.

Yes, it's funny because there is mayonnaise in the background, hence the"mayo" Clinic. It's not the real Mayo Clinic, it's more a play on words and imagery that makes it comical in its own right.

And here I thought my sense of humor was for shit thanks to my German heritage.

Thanks for proving I don't have the worst sense of humor on arfcom.

Posted: 7/13/2019 5:02:48 PM EDT

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"Listen,Betty. Don't start your white zone shit again."

"Let's get to the point, you want me to get an abortion."

"Well, it really is the reasonable solution."

Posted: 7/13/2019 5:06:52 PM EDT

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One of the best scenes in the movie IMO.

Rex Kramer : [talking to Steve McCroskey] Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.

[to Striker]

Rex Kramer : Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?

Ted Striker : No, never.

Rex Kramer : [to McCroskey, with the microphone still on] Shit! This is a God damn waste of time! There's no way he can land this plane!

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Well macho grande really messed him up.

Posted: 7/13/2019 5:13:02 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2019 5:20:19 PM EDT

[#30]

Lorna Patterson as "Randy"

Posted: 7/13/2019 5:56:56 PM EDT

[#31]

Took me thirty years to finally catch this joke...

Airplane Its an entirely different kind of flying altogether

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qNtyfZP8bE

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:06:48 PM EDT

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Obviously, not the real Mayo Clinic.
The real Mayo Clinic would only have Duke's
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-17-2015/Pbz7NG.gif

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The malombo bar!!

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:10:35 PM EDT

[#33]

Cool back story about the movie.

"Side-by-side" comparison: Zero Hour! (1957) Vs Airplane! (1980)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-v2BHNBVCs

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:12:01 PM EDT

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One of the best scenes in the movie IMO.

Rex Kramer : [talking to Steve McCroskey] Our only hope is to build this man up. We gotta give him all the confidence we can.

[to Striker]

Rex Kramer : Striker, have you ever flown a multi-engine plane before?

Ted Striker : No, never.

Rex Kramer : [to McCroskey, with the microphone still on] Shit! This is a God damn waste of time! There's no way he can land this plane!

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Route him into Lake Michigan. At least he'll avoid killing innocent people.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:19:29 PM EDT

[#35]

They knew what they were getting into; I say let ‘em crash.

Posted: 7/13/2019 6:20:06 PM EDT

[#36]

Check out the magazine rack behind Captain Over in the same scene.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:45:45 PM EDT

[#37]

I don't remember that scene, that is hilarious.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:55:42 PM EDT

[#38]

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Yes, it's funny because there is mayonnaise in the background, hence the"mayo" Clinic. It's not the real Mayo Clinic, it's more a play on words and imagery that makes it comical in its own right.

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look at the background.

Yes, it's funny because there is mayonnaise in the background, hence the"mayo" Clinic. It's not the real Mayo Clinic, it's more a play on words and imagery that makes it comical in its own right.

Mayonnaise is funny.

Posted: 7/13/2019 8:57:26 PM EDT

[#39]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXr2i9c5t3I

Posted: 7/13/2019 9:07:30 PM EDT

[#40]

I was the only one in the theater that caught the magazine rack joke, busted out laughing and everyone was looking at me like WTF?

Posted: 7/13/2019 10:58:37 PM EDT

[#41]

Should we turn on the runway lights?

No......... That's just what they'd expect us to do....

Posted: 7/13/2019 11:18:57 PM EDT

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Posted: 7/13/2019 11:51:40 PM EDT

[#43]

Hey, Johnny, how about some coffee?

Posted: 7/14/2019 12:18:19 AM EDT

[#44]

We have clearance Clarence, roger Roger , what’s our vector Victor

Posted: 7/14/2019 2:17:24 AM EDT

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Hey, Johnny, how about some coffee?

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No, thanks !

Posted: 7/14/2019 5:17:25 AM EDT

[#46]

That extra slap...

Posted: 7/14/2019 5:46:54 AM EDT

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I'll bet that at least 25% of all first-time viewers miss it, though!

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I’ve seen the movie more times than I can count and never once noticed that!

Posted: 7/14/2019 5:57:34 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/14/2019 6:03:14 AM EDT

[#49]

One of the things that makes that movie great is how they sprinkled subtleties all through the movie that are easily missed if you're not paying attention.

Posted: 7/14/2019 6:20:13 AM EDT

[#50]

We have clearance Clarence

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