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Posted: 7/18/2009 9:29:21 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

Quoted:
no such thing as a gay drink.

Exactly, that would be like saying there is such thing as a gay gun

Wellllll, if you're shooting a Taurus in .25 ACP that is Stainless with pink grips....

However, I was at my rehersal dinner for the wedding and we went to and old place that I used to cook at. The bartender "accidentally" messed up a cosmo. The old manager who I was friends with brought it over and offered it to me. Pshhh, who am I to decline free booze? Gay or not, that Cosmo was mm mm good.

fail

being un-armed would be gay

Posted: 7/18/2009 9:31:52 PM EDT

[#2]

Meh.... Alcohol is Alcohol to me. No such thing as a gay drink, IMO.

I drink Beers and whiskey when I'm with my friends... and Mojitos and Appletinis when I'm with the wife.

Posted: 7/18/2009 9:33:36 PM EDT

[#3]

i will only drink them when castro dies and i am relaxing at a cuban cabana bar

Posted: 7/18/2009 9:34:00 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Meh.... Alcohol is Alcohol to me. No such thing as a gay drink, IMO.

I drink Beers and whiskey when I'm with my friends... and Mojitos and Appletinis when I'm with the wife.

He's holding a white wine, but you get the idea.

Posted: 7/18/2009 9:40:14 PM EDT

[#5]

I think it's a great hot weather mixed drink. Much more refreshing than a "dark" drink.

Mint julips are another hot afternoon drink.

For the most part though, I'll have a cold beer.

Posted: 7/18/2009 9:43:27 PM EDT

[#6]

Only if they are made with a pre-mix.

All drinks are gay with a pre-mix, if fresh ingredients are available.

But if SHTF and all you have is Bacardi and pre-mix, well that will have to do with your MRE.

Posted: 7/18/2009 9:47:41 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Meh.... Alcohol is Alcohol to me. No such thing as a gay drink, IMO.

I drink Beers and whiskey when I'm with my friends... and Mojitos and Appletinis when I'm with the wife.

http://www.tvfodder.com/archives/scrubs-JD.jpg

He's holding a white wine, but you get the idea.

He also got to hit elliot reed, dont make me post pics

Posted: 7/18/2009 9:52:09 PM EDT

[#8]

If there are gay drinks are there gay guns? Like 1911s? I mean they get dressed all fancy and need lots of work. Glocks and SIGs on the other hand are cowboys.

Posted: 7/18/2009 9:53:50 PM EDT

[#9]

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If there are gay drinks are there gay guns? Like 1911s? I mean they get dressed all fancy and need lots of work. Glocks and SIGs on the other hand are cowboys.

Good to see you around I thought you were ban hammered

Posted: 7/18/2009 11:30:01 PM EDT

[#10]

If I remember correctly, In Miami Vice, Sonny Crockett pilots his speedboat all the way to Cuba just so he can drink Mojitos and screw some hot girl. Then a few hours later he kills lots of people with a Sig 552. So I vote no, not gay.

Posted: 7/18/2009 11:33:08 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Meh.... Alcohol is Alcohol to me. No such thing as a gay drink, IMO.

I drink Beers and whiskey when I'm with my friends... and Mojitos and Appletinis when I'm with the wife.

Did you inadvertently answer his question: by indirect avoidance?

Posted: 7/18/2009 11:38:24 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

If I remember correctly, In Miami Vice, Sonny Crockett pilots his speedboat all the way to Cuba just so he can drink Mojitos and screw some hot girl. Then a few hours later he kills lots of people with a Sig 552. So I vote no, not gay.

That's not fair! That series of events could almost make hot man love not gay!

Posted: 7/18/2009 11:45:28 PM EDT

[#13]

Men drink beer and single malt scotch.

Yes, mojitos are gay.

Posted: 7/19/2009 12:21:49 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

el mojito es muy alegre

y tu, tambien.

Posted: 7/19/2009 12:26:32 AM EDT

[#15]

Not gay, if made properly.

The ultimate manly drink is, of course, Scotch.

Posted: 7/19/2009 4:48:52 AM EDT

[#16]

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If there are gay drinks are there gay guns? Like 1911s? I mean they get dressed all fancy and need lots of work. Glocks and SIGs on the other hand are cowboys.

dont confuse the issue sir,dont drag saint brownings holy relic into this discussion!

Posted: 7/19/2009 4:57:41 AM EDT

[#17]

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James Bond had a mojito in "Die Another Day"

Just saying.

Not a very good argument. The actor is a froot.

Posted: 7/19/2009 5:17:25 AM EDT

[#18]

Do you stir it with a dick?

Posted: 7/19/2009 5:45:59 AM EDT

[#19]

Proof mojitos are NOT gay...

Posted: 7/19/2009 5:49:32 AM EDT

[#20]

BAN MOJITOS!!! It's for the straight people

Posted: 7/19/2009 5:56:29 AM EDT

[#21]

It's only gay if your addiction has you sucking dicks for more mojitos. You ever suck dick for mojitos?

Posted: 7/19/2009 7:03:57 AM EDT

[#22]

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Quoted:
I don't give a rats ass if you think I'm gay for drinking one. A pitcher of mojito with half rum half sprite is not homo at all.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6947/42141501.jpg

Change that Bacardi for Martí Auténtico, handful of fresh apple mint from the garden, and that's how I make mine.

It's even better if you trade the sugar for guarapo.
or add some blue curacao and a slice of pineapple floating on top. that one is called the mojito balsero (mojito rafter) because the pineapple over the blue drink looks like a Cuban raft.

and BTW, I make the best damn Mojito north of Cuba.

eta* at a bar I order a mongolian motherfucker with no orange juice.

Posted: 7/19/2009 7:11:59 AM EDT

[#23]

Drinks don't gay people. People gay people.

That being said. Absolutely not. A Mojito is a great refreshing drink.

Posted: 7/19/2009 7:15:56 AM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't give a rats ass if you think I'm gay for drinking one. A pitcher of mojito with half rum half sprite is not homo at all.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6947/42141501.jpg

Change that Bacardi for Martí Auténtico, handful of fresh apple mint from the garden, and that's how I make mine.

It's even better if you trade the sugar for guarapo.
or add some blue curacao and a slice of pineapple floating on top. that one is called the mojito balsero (mojito rafter) because the pineapple over the blue drink looks like a Cuban raft.

and BTW, I make the best damn Mojito north of Cuba.

eta* at a bar I order a mongolian motherfucker with no orange juice.

if you're making your "mojito" with Sprite you're not even making a Mojito!

A rum drink with sprite and and mint is as close to mojito as Zima is to beer.

Posted: 7/19/2009 7:19:49 AM EDT

[#25]

Not gay.

Now Zima, on the other hand...

Posted: 7/19/2009 7:21:54 AM EDT

[#26]

Yes, yes they are, but so are margaritas. When they have specials on those I'll drink at least 8

. In the end, who give a shit what other people think? If you like mojitos, go for it!

In general, I'm a Vodka-rocks, or Gin-rocks, or tonic guy.

Posted: 7/19/2009 7:26:26 AM EDT

[#27]

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went to a bar tonite with a friend ,bar special was mojito,s thought i try one. buddy say "ya know thats a gay drink" i said "how can a drink be gay?" no hes says ,it,s ,drank mainly by gays they love it. i was scared to try one, for fear someone might think i was a cornhole puncher.

Your buddy sounds like a "true" homophobia case. You know...somebody that is worried he might have teh ghey.

Posted: 7/19/2009 7:36:09 AM EDT

[#28]

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Personally I don't think there is a gay drink. And I know your just reffering to the other thread... But.

My favorite is when guys call wine coolers and the like "cheerleader beers". I will never understand that. Hell there are not that many states that have beer content much higher than a wine cooler. It makes me want to vomit.

ETA: I am a big fan of Gin personally.

Then you need to move to a different state. I have purchased beer as high as 12+. Funny story my friend went to down to Oklahoma (i think) to a micro brew pub and was drinking beer after 4 or 5 he was like wtf I am not feeling anything. Then the bartender told them they can only brew beer to 3.2. The bartender said he had traveled to Omaha, NE to a micro brew pub that my friend has been to several times. He ordered several beers then about fell off his stool. The beer was 7 or 8%. HAH.

Posted: 7/19/2009 7:45:59 AM EDT

[#29]

If so, I guess I am.

Posted: 7/19/2009 7:59:38 AM EDT

[#30]

double tap.

Posted: 7/19/2009 8:00:57 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
I don't give a rats ass if you think I'm gay for drinking one. A pitcher of mojito with half rum half sprite is not homo at all.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6947/42141501.jpg

I'm sorry, but if there is salad in your booze, you bat for the other team.

Posted: 7/19/2009 8:03:28 AM EDT

[#32]

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Hey, gay guys wear pants. Think about that in the morning when you're getting dressed.

They also got a set of junk. So?

Posted: 7/19/2009 8:06:26 AM EDT

[#33]

Trendy - yes.

Gay? no thats a Martini

Posted: 7/19/2009 8:16:24 AM EDT

[#34]

+

= AWESOME....no ghey with this combo

Posted: 7/19/2009 8:17:34 AM EDT

[#35]

It at least makes you bi-curious.

Posted: 7/19/2009 8:18:08 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
went to a bar tonite with a friend ,bar special was mojito,s thought i try one. buddy say "ya know thats a gay drink" i said "how can a drink be gay?" no hes says ,it,s ,drank mainly by gays they love it. i was scared to try one, for fear someone might think i was a cornhole puncher.

10-1 odds your "friend" is gay.

Posted: 7/19/2009 8:19:26 AM EDT

[#37]

It's only gay if said friend trys to take advantage of you after you are drunk.

Posted: 7/19/2009 8:28:19 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't give a rats ass if you think I'm gay for drinking one. A pitcher of mojito with half rum half sprite is not homo at all.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6947/42141501.jpg

Change that Bacardi for Martí Auténtico, handful of fresh apple mint from the garden, and that's how I make mine.

It's even better if you trade the sugar for guarapo.
or add some blue curacao and a slice of pineapple floating on top. that one is called the mojito balsero (mojito rafter) because the pineapple over the blue drink looks like a Cuban raft.

and BTW, I make the best damn Mojito north of Cuba.

eta* at a bar I order a mongolian motherfucker with no orange juice.

if you're making your "mojito" with Sprite you're not even making a Mojito!

A rum drink with sprite and and mint is as close to mojito as Zima is to beer.

Agreed. Mint, lime, sugar, soda, rum, ice. The sugar can be various types, including sugar cane juice.

Posted: 7/19/2009 8:30:19 AM EDT

[#39]

mojito is one of my favorite drinks,

I had not heard this about them before.

Posted: 7/19/2009 8:37:25 AM EDT

[#40]

Not gay.

But then, I drink Stoli Vanilla and Cranberry.

Posted: 7/19/2009 11:51:29 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't give a rats ass if you think I'm gay for drinking one. A pitcher of mojito with half rum half sprite is not homo at all.

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6947/42141501.jpg

Change that Bacardi for Martí Auténtico, handful of fresh apple mint from the garden, and that's how I make mine.

It's even better if you trade the sugar for guarapo.
or add some blue curacao and a slice of pineapple floating on top. that one is called the mojito balsero (mojito rafter) because the pineapple over the blue drink looks like a Cuban raft.

and BTW, I make the best damn Mojito north of Cuba.

eta* at a bar I order a mongolian motherfucker with no orange juice.

Hmmm.

I have a bottle of blue caraçao in the cabinet, maybe next time the GF buys fresh pineapple I'll try making mojito balsero.

Posted: 7/19/2009 12:00:01 PM EDT

[#42]

Mojitos are my favorite cocktail....

Posted: 7/19/2009 12:04:17 PM EDT

[#43]

I've got a suggestion for the OP.

Why don't you walk into a Cuban bar in Miami and walk up to any one of the men who are drinking Mojitos and ask them if they are in fact, gay ?

Hilarity will ensue, I assure you.

BTW; I drink Mojitos all the time and I am indeed a manly man.

Posted: 7/19/2009 5:03:13 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:
I've got a suggestion for the OP.

Why don't you walk into a Cuban bar in Miami and walk up to any one of the men who are drinking Mojitos and ask them if they are in fact, gay ?

Hilarity will ensue, I assure you.

BTW; I drink Mojitos all the time and I am indeed a manly man.

LOL
I'll head over to Bongo's or Mango's and order one... let's see who asks.

eta* club soda is the original ingredient, but there is more than one way to skin a cat.
there are at least a dozen ways to make a mojito, changing club soda for lemon lime soda is one of them.
before you talk trash about it, let this Cuban make you one with my ingredients.