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Link Posted: 4/6/2017 1:28:50 PM EDT
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I'm either burping or farting. Stomach issued.

Are farts suppose to have lumps?
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How many pairs of pants and underwear do you go through a week ?
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 1:38:19 PM EDT
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were you raised as trash? honest question
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They may well have been raised as trash, OP but there's nothing you can do about it.  
Perhaps you should have positioned yourself to work among a better class of people.
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 1:39:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2017 4:43:11 PM EDT
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OP probably thinks that women don't fart or poop either.
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They hold them in, let them ferment, then silently release them once they are in an area where they feel there will be no embarrassment in farting.

My daughter taught me this, when she was in middle school and I would pick her up after school.  Driving away from the school, I would suddenly have to roll the windows down and stick my head out, as the car quietly filled up with a day's worth of farts.
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 4:50:00 PM EDT
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They hold them in, let them ferment, then silently release them once they are in an area where they feel there will be no embarrassment in farting.

My daughter taught me this, when she was in middle school and I would pick her up after school.  Driving away from the school, I would suddenly have to roll the windows down and stick my head out, as the car quietly filled up with a day's worth of farts.
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I have 2 girls, their mother is bad enough with moves like that.

Are you saying once they are old enough to learn modesty and embarrassment that my house is going to be the safe fart zone?
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 4:55:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2017 5:00:16 PM EDT
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Must be his first time working with men.
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 5:00:31 PM EDT
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With my phsysiology burbs are involuntary...farts, on the other hand, are usually optional.  

If someone gets indignant because of an accidental burp, i usually stage a fart for a follow up.
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 5:01:00 PM EDT
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I have 2 girls, their mother is bad enough with moves like that.

Are you saying once they are old enough to learn modesty and embarrassment that my house is going to be the safe fart zone?
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Your nose may be in for a lot of suffering.
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 5:01:22 PM EDT
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You poor thing, were you triggered?
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Link Posted: 4/6/2017 5:01:51 PM EDT
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Burps are a natural bodily function.  

However, trimming your nails at your desk is not.
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 5:12:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/6/2017 5:15:27 PM EDT
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Do they say excuse me? I do when I burp or break wind.
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 5:17:27 PM EDT
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Let me guess, op voted for Klition? ya am I right?
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 7:02:53 PM EDT
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How many pairs of pants and underwear do you go through a week ?
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What are pants?

If I lived in Florida. I would never change them.
Link Posted: 4/6/2017 7:12:56 PM EDT
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I take pride in the fact that I can belch that loudly without barfing on the floor.
It's a fab shop, you are lucky if anyone can hear it to appreciate the skills involved.
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