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Posted: 3/2/2023 5:10:32 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I PAY YOU LAY  Attached FileSeriously, this whole thing got me sidetracked down a rabbit hole. Apparently there are two wolves inside me and they both want to know more about escorts. Edit: I don’t think I’ve ever owned a page before |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 5:17:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/429888/8607A4B1-015D-4BD1-946B-E600A7FE8483_png-2731277.JPG Seriously, this whole thing got me sidetracked down a rabbit hole. Apparently there are two wolves inside me and they both want to know more about escorts. Edit: I don’t think I’ve ever owned a page before Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I PAY YOU LAY https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/429888/8607A4B1-015D-4BD1-946B-E600A7FE8483_png-2731277.JPG Seriously, this whole thing got me sidetracked down a rabbit hole. Apparently there are two wolves inside me and they both want to know more about escorts. Edit: I don’t think I’ve ever owned a page before You can't own a page with an edit |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 5:18:47 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I got quite a bit of tail on AOL local chat rooms. Good times. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 6:02:22 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This thread motivating me to work out again I want to look good for the hookers  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 6:03:07 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I PAY YOU LAY 
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Posted: 3/2/2023 6:03:19 PM EST
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Posted: 3/2/2023 6:03:47 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/429888/8607A4B1-015D-4BD1-946B-E600A7FE8483_png-2731277.JPG Seriously, this whole thing got me sidetracked down a rabbit hole. Apparently there are two wolves inside me and they both want to know more about escorts. Edit: I don't think I've ever owned a page before  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:01:41 PM EST
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Nine years ago, after twelve years of marriage, my wife left me on Christmas Eve. I was devastated. To stave off profound depression, I took my comfort with professional "companions". After a few encounters, I liked it so well that I decided to act out a huge FU to my ex. I set out to hire an escort every weekend for a year. And I did; fifty-two "dates" during the next twelve months. It cost me $36,000. I don't regret a bit of it.
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:21:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nine years ago, after twelve years of marriage, my wife left me on Christmas Eve. I was devastated. To stave off profound depression, I took my comfort with professional "companions". After a few encounters, I liked it so well that I decided to act out a huge FU to my ex. I set out to hire an escort every weekend for a year. And I did; fifty-two "dates" during the next twelve months. It cost me $36,000. I don't regret a bit of it. Ask Me Anything.  Holy shit. Okay i got a couple: What was the most expensive one? What were the biggest differences? Where did price and quality meet on the value scale? |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:36:21 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nine years ago, after twelve years of marriage, my wife left me on Christmas Eve. I was devastated. To stave off profound depression, I took my comfort with professional "companions". After a few encounters, I liked it so well that I decided to act out a huge FU to my ex. I set out to hire an escort every weekend for a year. And I did; fifty-two "dates" during the next twelve months. It cost me $36,000. I don't regret a bit of it. Ask Me Anything.  |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:43:56 PM EST
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First, a little context. I met all of my 'providers' on one website, which catered to United States Independent escorts. The site was intelligently structured: newcomers could only see ads posted by women who agreed to see newbies, who then vetted the client for others. After a couple of positive references, the rest of the site became accessible. Clients posted reviews of their experiences, which could be viewed by all. The escorts also had a private area where they reviewed the clients, accessible only to other escorts who were members of the site. I was told the gossip and catfighting there was epic.
The most expensive one advertised was $1200/hr. (Please remember, this was almost a decade ago; no idea what rates are today). Typical rates were $300 for the first hour, $500 for two hours, $1200 for an overnight. Some of the older women, although still quite attractive, started at $250/hr. After the first few encounters, I usually opted for two hours, and left a generous tip - typically $100. This, and being a clean, well-groomed gentleman, garnered many positive recommendations as a client. Please remember: all people like to be treated with mutual respect and honesty. Despite some of the pejorative comments you'll see from people who probably don't know what they're talking about, most of the escorts I saw were smart, educated, and concerned about hygiene and appearance. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:48:42 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy shit. Okay i got a couple: What was the most expensive one? What were the biggest differences? Where did price and quality meet on the value scale? brah back then $36k was a new $runner. i'd much rather have a new $runner that will last me 20 years than 52 dates in one year.
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:49:04 PM EST
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Speaking of hygiene: unless you are a LONG-established client, you will wear a condom, and you will be carefully examined before any activities under the guise of foreplay. Think of it this way: any babe you pick up at a bar who will fuck on the first date probably carries a higher risk of disease than a woman who makes a living escorting.
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:49:43 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah back then $36k was a new $runner. i'd much rather have a new $runner that will last me 20 years than 52 dates in one year. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Holy shit. Okay i got a couple: What was the most expensive one? What were the biggest differences? Where did price and quality meet on the value scale? brah back then $36k was a new $runner. i'd much rather have a new $runner that will last me 20 years than 52 dates in one year. Well yeah but it doesn't mean I'm not interested in his epic tales of hookdom |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:53:45 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well yeah but it doesn't mean I'm not interested in his epic tales of hookdom  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:55:05 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah back then $36k was a new $runner. i'd much rather have a new $runner that will last me 20 years than 52 dates in one year. But the memories will last forever, unlike the car. Plus, the boost to my self-esteem was immeasurable. I am not a handsome Chad; I'm a forgettable face with an oh-so-average pelvic appendage. To bed a beautiful woman half my age every week was worth more to me than any psychotherapist who ever lived. My confidence rebounded exponentially, and my stress just melted away. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:55:08 PM EST
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This isn't a very good AMA if he doesn't answer the questions
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Posted: 3/2/2023 7:57:25 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: But the memories will last forever, unlike the car. Plus, the boost to my self-esteem was immeasurable. I am not a handsome Chad; I'm a forgettable face with an oh-so-average pelvic appendage. To bed a beautiful woman half my age every week was worth more to me than any psychotherapist who ever lived. My confidence rebounded exponentially, and my stress just melted away.
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:00:45 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This isn't a very good AMA if he doesn't answer the questions Which questions remain unanswered? |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:03:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Which questions remain unanswered? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This isn't a very good AMA if he doesn't answer the questions Which questions remain unanswered? What was the most expensive one you got? And also if you found a solid point on the value scale other than 2 hours. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:05:12 PM EST
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Any STDs?
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:11:45 PM EST
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The most expensive one I had was $1,000 for a date that started with dinner and ended after breakfast the next day. This was actually a great deal.
Two hours seemed to be the best value for me - enough time that I didn't feel rushed, but still not exorbitant. If you're looking for the best Deal of the Day, those had to be the ones offered as "blowout specials" during "red week". $75 for an hour of oral ministration by a woman who was VERY good at it. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:15:50 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Any STDs? Never a one. This was a subject taken very seriously by all involved. As stated earlier, I think these women were far healthier in that respect than the typical barfly. [As an aside, American condoms are awful. Get the Japanese ones, e.g. Crown Skinless Skin. Full sensation, no cooties] |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:20:53 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: But the memories will last forever, unlike the car. Plus, the boost to my self-esteem was immeasurable. I am not a handsome Chad; I'm a forgettable face with an oh-so-average pelvic appendage. To bed a beautiful woman half my age every week was worth more to me than any psychotherapist who ever lived. My confidence rebounded exponentially, and my stress just melted away. I can’t follow this line of thinking . If I have to pay a woman to sleep with me , that’s not going to help with self esteem at all . Probably make it 100 times worse actually . |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:22:02 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nine years ago, after twelve years of marriage, my wife left me on Christmas Eve. I was devastated. To stave off profound depression, I took my comfort with professional "companions". After a few encounters, I liked it so well that I decided to act out a huge FU to my ex. I set out to hire an escort every weekend for a year. And I did; fifty-two "dates" during the next twelve months. It cost me $36,000. I don't regret a bit of it. Ask Me Anything.  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:28:01 PM EST
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Quoted: I've got some polaroid's of me handcuffed to a stripper pole with a few of them just giving me the business.  That's like extreme pegging. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:31:01 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I can't follow this line of thinking . If I have to pay a woman to sleep with me , that's not going to help with self esteem at all . Probably make it 100 times worse actually . There's the distinction - I didn't have to pay for sex, I chose to. Put it another way, if you just continue to drive your twelve-year-old Nissan Altima like every other schmo, or have a chance to rent a Ferrari GTS every Saturday, wouldn't you rent the car? And the next Saturday it would be a C6 Vette, and the next Saturday would be... |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:34:36 PM EST
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The biggest ego boost was walking into a nice restaurant with TWO beautiful women, one on each arm. (The ladies sometimes offered "doubles").
Again, this doesn't make me some kind of hero. Any ordinary guy can arrange a couple of hours of intimate play; all it takes is a little cash. But like any other form of entertainment, it can be quite satisfying. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:44:48 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: But the memories will last forever, unlike the car. No, he said 4runner. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:48:08 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No, he said 4runner. This is Ohio, land of salt and rust. NO vehicle survives.
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:48:11 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Put it another way, if you just continue to drive your twelve-year-old Nissan Altima like every other schmo, or have a chance to rent a Ferrari GTS every Saturday, wouldn't you rent the car? No. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:51:31 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is Ohio, land of salt and rust. NO vehicle survives. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No, he said 4runner. This is Ohio, land of salt and rust. NO vehicle survives. Good point. I bought one that had lived most of its life in Boston. It was ugly underneath. I did love it though. 
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:53:29 PM EST
[#33]
Do you pay the prostitutes before, after or 50/50?
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:56:48 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you pay the prostitutes before, after or 50/50? Sounds like this website already has hookclear, maybe it has hooksecure too for payment. Do they do points, like hotels or rental car companies? If you rent a vagina 6+ times in a calendar year do you start getting complimentary upgrades? How does status work? |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 8:59:43 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The apps are for the top 10% of guys, by women's standards. The rest of us have to impress in person.  clarey just did a video on it. id link it if i could remember which one it was. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:01:35 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Nine years ago, after twelve years of marriage, my wife left me on Christmas Eve. I was devastated. To stave off profound depression, I took my comfort with professional "companions". After a few encounters, I liked it so well that I decided to act out a huge FU to my ex. I set out to hire an escort every weekend for a year. And I did; fifty-two "dates" during the next twelve months. It cost me $36,000. I don't regret a bit of it. Ask Me Anything. I could never do that. That's like 5 Knight's Armament SR25s ETA: $36k is what I paid for my last 4Runner... |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:02:31 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you pay the prostitutes before, after or 50/50? Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:04:43 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do you pay the prostitutes before, after or 50/50? Price was always agreed on the phone or by e-mail before a date. Money was NEVER discussed in person. The procedure is: upon arriving at her hotel room, you excuse yourself to use the bathroom. There, you leave a plain envelope with cash beside the sink. When you come out of the bathroom, a few minutes of small talk ensue. She then excuses herself to "freshen up", and asks if you 'would like to get more comfortable'. This is code for undress and hop into bed. Meanwhile, she goes into the bathroom, counts the cash, and returns, usually in some jaw-dropping lingerie. Again, payment is NEVER discussed in person. If she tries to talk about money, get dressed and leave. She's a cop. That's really interesting actually |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:08:36 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do they do points, like hotels or rental car companies? If you rent a vagina 6+ times in a calendar year do you start getting complimentary upgrades? How does status work? |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:15:40 PM EST
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I think some of you would be astonished at just who might be making 'lawyer-money' under the table, right in your neighborhood. The most awkward moment I experienced, briefly, was having the hotel door swing open and see the head teller of my local bank looking back at me. After the initial surprise, that turned out to be a great romp.
Like I said, great memories. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:19:37 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think some of you would be astonished at just who might be making 'lawyer-money' under the table, right in your neighborhood. The most awkward moment I experienced, briefly, was having the hotel door swing open and see the head teller of my local bank looking back at me. After the initial surprise, that turned out to be a great romp. Like I said, great memories. Wouldn't they get outed though? I'm assuming people want to see what they're purchasing before hand, thus the girl would kinda be out there |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:22:50 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Please explain hookernomics to me I think it's fascinating. I understand the low rate ones no explanation needed there. I just don't get what's different between $200 $1,000 Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The idea of renting a human being is hilarious to me Hello woman I would like to rent ur body plz It is for my friend the penis What is ur current rate for parking or so i've been told. allegedly. in minecraft. Please explain hookernomics to me I think it's fascinating. I understand the low rate ones no explanation needed there. I just don't get what's different between $200 $1,000 |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:23:58 PM EST
[#43]
Wouldn't they get outed though? I'm assuming people want to see what they're purchasing before hand, thus the girl would kinda be out there |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:24:35 PM EST
[#44]
RightHandTwist:
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:24:58 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Many of them never show their face in their internet postings. Who's going to out them? Not the dentist, or Air Force officer, or local judge who's the client. Both parties have too much to lose. Plus, there's a strange camaraderie among two people sharing a secret. That's kinda disappointing. What if they aren't attractive and you don't know that yet I mean face is important |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:25:08 PM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There's gotta be like some super rare hooker that only hooks like once a year and then like trains and purifies their body and gets tested and then just like does kegels for like 11 months Like a training montage from the 80s except hooking And also she's a true 10 and does ur laundry and taxes Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I will be so fucking angry if I get a disease from a super hooker you should. Who do you think is the final boss for super hookers? Like the most expensive most exclusive prostitute There's gotta be like some super rare hooker that only hooks like once a year and then like trains and purifies their body and gets tested and then just like does kegels for like 11 months Like a training montage from the 80s except hooking And also she's a true 10 and does ur laundry and taxes the daughter of the gma who cleans your house |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:26:31 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's kinda disappointing. What if they aren't attractive and you don't know that yet I mean face is important That's why you read the reviews beforehand. |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:31:11 PM EST
[#48]
There's already rating and review sites for this shit fellas. You think you just had some eureka moment going to change the industry and the world? Nope. If you have an original thought either someone already had it or because you thought it it will go out into the noosphere (yes that's a word look it up) and someone else will get that idea because you had it first and didn't act on it. Just a tip for the future.
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:32:31 PM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's why you read the reviews. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That's kinda disappointing. What if they aren't attractive and you don't know that yet I mean face is important That's why you read the reviews. Ohhhhh okay cool. That makes sense. I think it's really interesting how black markets self regulate themselves. Drugs are pretty interesting too. I browsed the dark web in the early 2000s and it was nuts. Very similar, reviews, etc. Same with arms. Never did have the balls to buy a grenade no matter how many reviews though, and I just stick to beer anyways but the various ways competitors would try to separate themselves in an illegal market was very interesting to me |
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Posted: 3/2/2023 9:33:10 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There's already rating and review sites for this shit fellas. You think you just had some eureka moment going to change the industry and the world? Nope. If you have an original thought either someone already had it or because you thought it it will go out into the noosphere (yes that's a word look it up) and someone else will get that idea because you had it first and didn't act on it. Just a tip for the future. Sir you are the first non fun person in this thread |
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