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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:14:29 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I take that back this thread is very honest Yeah we bailed on wholesome very early on. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:17:50 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I take that back this thread is very honest  Yea nobody is playing their cards close to the chest here. Entertaining no doubt, but the dating waters seem to be much less navigable than they were 15 years ago. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:19:39 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: GET NAKED AND VACUUM UP MY DOG HAIR FROM BEHIND THE COUCH I came home from work one day, walked into the living room and my wife was vacuuming topless. I must have had a strange look because when she saw me, she turned off the vacuum and said....."What?.....I got hot". Sadly this story didn't have a happy ending. 
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:36:29 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I came home from work one day, walked into the living room and my wife was vacuuming topless. I must have had a strange look because when she saw me, she turned off the vacuum and said....."What?.....I got hot". Sadly this story didn't have a happy ending. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: GET NAKED AND VACUUM UP MY DOG HAIR FROM BEHIND THE COUCH I came home from work one day, walked into the living room and my wife was vacuuming topless. I must have had a strange look because when she saw me, she turned off the vacuum and said....."What?.....I got hot". Sadly this story didn't have a happy ending. You should have gotten rapacious |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:51:08 PM EST
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Quoted: That is awesome. It is. There's really no downside. I looked on there and there were some decent looking ones too. I can't really use housekeepers right now though. Too much guns and gear out everywhere so I have to clean my house myself.  Quoted: Are the maids slurs or whores? The former would be like "teehee might as well get a bang in during this house clean to get back at my dad" whereas the latter charges you like $500 to clean your house Just sluts.  There were plenty of unattractive ones too. None with that distinctive 'whore' look, that I saw. Quoted: GET NAKED AND VACUUM UP MY DOG HAIR FROM BEHIND THE COUCH These are all good things. You sit there playing video games until she's done and it's smashy time. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:52:06 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think the key would be to NEVER discuss sex. 'Seeking' circumvents this better, or maybe its just wording. A sugar baby is just a dependent girl you pay to hang out with you. Same meaning as an escort but with a much different connotation. The cost/benefit question you had earlier is what always gets me. Sex is neat and I have the money, but i'm not just going to get ripped off. That's my problem on seeking. Plus I'm not ugly so I don't actually need to pay for it. Though with really hot girls, you're paying for it no matter what. It's all so tiresome.   |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:52:52 PM EST
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:53:03 PM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yea nobody is playing their cards close to the chest here. Entertaining no doubt, but the dating waters seem to be much less navigable than they were 15 years ago. The game has changed. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:53:19 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I came home from work one day, walked into the living room and my wife was vacuuming topless. I must have had a strange look because when she saw me, she turned off the vacuum and said....."What?.....I got hot". Sadly this story didn't have a happy ending. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:54:02 PM EST
[#10]
I'm going to start HOV hookers
You get HOV capacity plus whores on your drive home |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:54:29 PM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryObviously it's always paid for. I meant in this direct manner. This direct manner cuts out a lot of bullshit I hate doing though... |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:54:30 PM EST
[#12]
Hovhook.com
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:55:52 PM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to start HOV hookers You get HOV capacity plus whores on your drive home You're going to kill the auto insurance rates |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:56:40 PM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to start HOV hookers You get HOV capacity plus whores on your drive home 
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:57:13 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You're going to kill the auto insurance rates GODDAMN EV THREAD *mic drop* |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 1:57:22 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: HOVookers Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm going to start HOV hookers You get HOV capacity plus whores on your drive home Capacity blasters dot com |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:00:57 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: buy a self driving EV and bang hoors during your commute. GODDAMN EV THREAD *mic drop* Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You're going to kill the auto insurance rates GODDAMN EV THREAD *mic drop* EVs are shit. POOP THREAD IBTL |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:03:13 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: buy a self driving EV and bang hoors during your commute. GODDAMN EV THREAD *mic drop* Now we're talking. Papa Elon knows we want robotic cat girls as an option for new Teslas. This is the end game. @beatsoffstrangers |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:04:47 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Now we're talking. Papa Elon knows we want robotic cat girls as an option for new Teslas. This is the end game. @beatsoffstrangers Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: buy a self driving EV and bang hoors during your commute. GODDAMN EV THREAD *mic drop* Now we're talking. Papa Elon knows we want robotic cat girls as an option for new Teslas. This is the end game. @beatsoffstrangers NO ROBOHOMO IN HERE |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:05:28 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: NO ROBOHOMO IN HERE Now it's a gay thread.
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:06:50 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Now we're talking. Papa Elon knows we want robotic cat girls as an option for new Teslas. This is the end game. @beatsoffstrangers i for one welcome our new leanbeefpatty sexbot overlords.  @TheWhitePill |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:07:59 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i hope to live long enough to witness the sexbot revolution. i for one welcome our new leanbeefpatty sexbot overlords. https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1694533.jpg @TheWhitePill No |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:14:48 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No 
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:16:15 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OH YASE! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No NO YOU MUST LIKE REGULAR WOMEN |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:17:38 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You'd think some enterprising hooker would start a "consulting" business that you pay for.....she just happens to like you and want to bang. As long as it was a somewhat reasonable consulting "job" and both people involved stuck to their "consulting" story it would be hard to prove. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Idk maybe they could claim the money was simply left there and you didn't want to follow up on the agreement? I'm not a hooklawyer I'd heard it's supposed to be a "gift" as opposed to paying them for something. Seems like a weak argument in a court of hooklaw though You'd think some enterprising hooker would start a "consulting" business that you pay for.....she just happens to like you and want to bang. As long as it was a somewhat reasonable consulting "job" and both people involved stuck to their "consulting" story it would be hard to prove. I'm pretty sure they covered this in Seinfeld. He payed her to clean the house, and they happened to start having sex. Then it turned out she didn't really clean very much but... |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:18:38 PM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: NO YOU MUST LIKE REGULAR WOMEN why would i want LBP when i could have the typical 250-lb merican sow? |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:20:04 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have no idea what's going on in 87% of this thread and I'm a millennial. Granted I haven't had to think about dating since about 2006 when I met the woman I'd marry a couple years later. I really feel for you single dudes. If something happened to my wife, I think I'd just get a dog. I'm not sure that dogs are as fun to fuck as hookers, but as long as it works for you. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:21:08 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: yeah, you're right. why would i want LBP when i could have the typical 250-lb merican sow? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: NO YOU MUST LIKE REGULAR WOMEN why would i want LBP when i could have the typical 250-lb merican sow? Wew |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:25:55 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wew i fear her fragile bird like frame will snap during a vigorous and all too brief interlude.
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:33:09 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to start HOV hookers You get HOV capacity plus whores on your drive home They can clean the interior of the car too. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:41:03 PM EST
[#31]
This seems like it could be considered a trans genocide thread
No one talked about how much they loved trans women Karl would be displeased |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 2:41:29 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm pretty sure they covered this in Seinfeld. He payed her to clean the house, and they happened to start having sex. Then it turned out she didn't really clean very much but... Yup. “What did I just pay her for?!” Even then you’re getting a hooker for like $50 who isn’t off a street corner. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 3:32:47 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This seems like it could be considered a trans genocide thread No one talked about how much they loved trans women Karl would be displeased
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Posted: 3/3/2023 3:51:07 PM EST
[#34]
I could use the maid service website
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Posted: 3/3/2023 3:57:02 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I could use the maid service website Maidsloots.us |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 6:06:28 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maidsloots.us negative. hoormaids.com
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Posted: 3/3/2023 7:00:00 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: myspace has been pretty successful. Have you tried that or hotornot yet? I actually met my ex-wife on Myspace. It lasted a whole 4 or 5 years
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Posted: 3/3/2023 7:05:23 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: merry maids? negative. hoormaids.com Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Maidsloots.us negative. hoormaids.com I bet you could make a mint on Youtube with a series involving hourly rate "adult services providers" and trade/farm work. Just drywall and concrete finish alone could keep you in the content for a year. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 7:35:13 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I actually met my ex-wife on Myspace. It lasted a whole 4 or 5 years Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: myspace has been pretty successful. Have you tried that or hotornot yet? I actually met my ex-wife on Myspace. It lasted a whole 4 or 5 years I nailed a few girls I met on hot or not. Good times.
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Posted: 3/3/2023 9:55:11 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I could use the maid service website I don’t recall the site but I’m sure an independent maid site with pictures can be googled. Although you may have slim pickins in ND lol |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 11:26:49 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: MAID FUCK DOT COM  Quote HistoryQuoted: MAID FUCK DOT COM Quoted: I really feel for you single dudes. If something happened to my wife, I think I'd just get a dog. That's nasty |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 11:46:13 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i hope to live long enough to witness the sexbot revolution. i for one welcome our new leanbeefpatty sexbot overlords. https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1694533.jpg @TheWhitePill Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Now we're talking. Papa Elon knows we want robotic cat girls as an option for new Teslas. This is the end game. @beatsoffstrangers i for one welcome our new leanbeefpatty sexbot overlords. https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1694533.jpg @TheWhitePill I’m going to follow her advice on how to hit on chicks at the gym. I’ll also have to start going to the gym. |
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Posted: 3/3/2023 11:58:54 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going to follow her advice on how to hit on chicks at the gym. I'll also have to start going to the gym.  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/4/2023 7:23:56 AM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I don’t recall the site but I’m sure an independent maid site with pictures can be googled. Although you may have slim pickins in ND lol Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I could use the maid service website I don’t recall the site but I’m sure an independent maid site with pictures can be googled. Although you may have slim pickins in ND lol "There's a pretty girl behind every tree in North Dakota." |
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Posted: 3/4/2023 8:28:18 AM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "There's a pretty girl behind every tree in North Dakota." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I could use the maid service website I don’t recall the site but I’m sure an independent maid site with pictures can be googled. Although you may have slim pickins in ND lol "There's a pretty girl behind every tree in North Dakota." That's why I keep planting trees in my yard. 
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Posted: 3/4/2023 11:03:45 AM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I am legit terrified of prostitutes. The idea sounds awesome but I'm way too scared I would get an STD. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Is that more prostitutes brah I am legit terrified of prostitutes. The idea sounds awesome but I'm way too scared I would get an STD. just use the ones with an NBA policy. no blacks allowed. hell, even some of the black prostitutes have an NBA policy. |
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Posted: 3/4/2023 11:08:34 AM EST
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Posted: 3/4/2023 11:32:05 AM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Know the difference between incall and outcall first. Then you've got greek, CIM, BBCIM, CIP, BBCIP, DATY, GFE, QV's... This guy knows what the fuck he's talking about |
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Posted: 3/4/2023 11:52:18 AM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: One penis per sex act only Don't knock it til you try it. The hummer feels so much better when she's getting railed at the other end |
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Posted: 3/4/2023 11:54:25 AM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't knock it til you try it. The hummer feels so much better when she's getting railed at the other end Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: One penis per sex act only Don't knock it til you try it. The hummer feels so much better when she's getting railed at the other end 
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