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Posted: 3/18/2023 10:10:43 PM EST
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: you think you could pay one of those whores to give you a motivational call every day! you know somthing like, "Hey big tasty, keep on doing a good job!" |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 12:00:35 PM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There are simps paying Only Fans whores hundreds just to have them text "Good Morning" and crap like that. Sad. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: you think you could pay one of those whores to give you a motivational call every day! you know somthing like, "Hey big tasty, keep on doing a good job!" damn fuck all that. a text everyday should only costs maybe $5 a month tops |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 12:06:10 PM EST
[#3]
If you want to keep the dick wet, just get on tinder and swipe like there is no tomorrow.
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Posted: 3/19/2023 12:07:40 PM EST
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: damn fuck all that. a text everyday should only costs maybe $5 a month tops Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: you think you could pay one of those whores to give you a motivational call every day! you know somthing like, "Hey big tasty, keep on doing a good job!" damn fuck all that. a text everyday should only costs maybe $5 a month tops I'm laughing at the thought of a thousand sad little 20 somethings paying good money to be part of the automated SMS spam thing. EThot has an IT guy that writes 20 friendly/flirty texts and a script that fires them off all week long at the correct time. All the intimacy of a motel wake up call.  It's a sad world. |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 1:03:29 PM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There are simps paying Only Fans whores hundreds just to have them text "Good Morning" and crap like that. Sad. 
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Posted: 3/19/2023 1:05:54 PM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: if you pay me hundreds i will also text you "good morning" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: There are simps paying Only Fans whores hundreds just to have them text "Good Morning" and crap like that. Sad. Something something cuz muhhhh avocado toast is expensive   
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Posted: 3/19/2023 1:10:39 PM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Something something cuz muhhhh avocado toast is expensive i 'member. it's just us busting on guys when they call in and want to talk about their problems. quickly dissolves into us knife handing and screaming at the callers. for hundreds of dollars an hour i will take calls from anyone and bust on them. and then i'll educate them on MSHA electrical rules and red dirt country music e.g. ryan bingham back when he didn't suck.  Ryan Bingham Loves Texas, and Hates Nashville (UNRELEASED) |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 1:20:54 PM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 'member when @FightingHellfish was gonna have the "Male Call" podcast? i 'member. it's just us busting on guys when they call in and want to talk about their problems. quickly dissolves into us knife handing and screaming at the callers. for hundreds of dollars an hour i will take calls from anyone and bust on them. and then i'll educate them on MSHA electrical rules and red dirt country music e.g. ryan bingham back when he didn't suck.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3i_buOsiioI could be nice. As long as it wasn’t a bunch of pussies calling in about their pussy problems. Problem would be that only pussies would call in, so there’s a fundamental structural problem. |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 1:24:33 PM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I could be nice. As long as it wasn't a bunch of pussies calling in about their pussy problems. Problem would be that only pussies would call in, so there's a fundamental structural problem.  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 1:26:56 PM EST
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I could be nice. As long as it wasn't a bunch of pussies calling in about their pussy problems. Problem would be that only pussies would call in, so there's a fundamental structural problem. |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:11:48 PM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 'member when @FightingHellfish was gonna have the "Male Call" podcast? i 'member. it's just us busting on guys when they call in and want to talk about their problems. quickly dissolves into us knife handing and screaming at the callers. Quote HistoryQuoted: 'member when @FightingHellfish was gonna have the "Male Call" podcast? i 'member. it's just us busting on guys when they call in and want to talk about their problems. quickly dissolves into us knife handing and screaming at the callers.  for hundreds of dollars an hour i will take calls from anyone and bust on them. and then i'll educate them on MSHA electrical rules and red dirt country music e.g. ryan bingham back when he didn't suck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3i_buOsiioNow THAT's a business model 
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:31:21 PM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I could be nice. As long as it wasn’t a bunch of pussies calling in about their pussy problems. Problem would be that only pussies would call in, so there’s a fundamental structural problem. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: 'member when @FightingHellfish was gonna have the "Male Call" podcast? i 'member. it's just us busting on guys when they call in and want to talk about their problems. quickly dissolves into us knife handing and screaming at the callers. for hundreds of dollars an hour i will take calls from anyone and bust on them. and then i'll educate them on MSHA electrical rules and red dirt country music e.g. ryan bingham back when he didn't suck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3i_buOsiioI could be nice. As long as it wasn’t a bunch of pussies calling in about their pussy problems. Problem would be that only pussies would call in, so there’s a fundamental structural problem. Hello yes I have a problem I cannot afford to rent the super hookers bodies |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:32:57 PM EST
[#13]
I just had an epiphany
Hookers objectify themselves so men don't need to objectify women |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:34:41 PM EST
[#14]
We could run a grading service for women.
Hookjectifytm |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:37:13 PM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hello yes I have a problem I cannot afford to rent the super hookers bodies |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:38:37 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We could run a grading service for women. Hookjectifytm also, years ago when i used to lay pipe for a living ( ) i used to know how to keep grade for sewer lines. have forgotten it all. now all i know how to do is run a laser level/transit.
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:39:43 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: HookGradeTM also, years ago when i used to lay pipe for a living ( ) i used to know how to keep grade for sewer lines. have forgotten it all. now all i know how to do is run a laser level/transit. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: We could run a grading service for women. Hookjectifytm also, years ago when i used to lay pipe for a living ( ) i used to know how to keep grade for sewer lines. have forgotten it all. now all i know how to do is run a laser level/transit. An inch per foot or yard or whatever is easy to remember Grading women on their bodies would be difficult since men have different tastes |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:41:46 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: An inch per foot or yard or whatever is easy to remember Grading women on their bodies would be difficult since men have different tastes das sexist and bigoted.  |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:43:57 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: We could run a grading service for women. Hookjectifytm trying to figure out the workflow for incentivizing super hookers to rate each other, normalized by Expert reviews of course |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:45:26 PM EST
[#20]
nobody is better at objectifying women than other women, they are ruthless
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:45:41 PM EST
[#21]
@WhiskersTheCat
my favorite is when all the tiny girls at work are grading the other females at work. e.g. when the 250-lb useless HR lay-dee is barreling around like the goddamn kool aid man it goes like this: TinyGirl1: it takes work to be that fat. TinyGirl2: it really does. or when we get a new female in the office: TG1: the new girl is such a bitch. and look at how big her thighs are! TG2: it's uncertain that the new girl is not aware of her heft. |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:45:57 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: trying to figure out the workflow for incentivizing super hookers to rate each other, normalized by Expert reviews of course 
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:46:10 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: nobody is better at objectifying women than other women, they are ruthless That's true |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:47:21 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: nobody is better at objectifying women than other women, they are ruthless warms my cold black soul just a touch. i also love the competition amongst the hot young MILFs at target to wear the most thotty workout attire and have the most world class yoga butt whilst shopping with their fuck trophies. @RTX |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:47:48 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @WhiskersTheCat my favorite is when all the tiny girls at work are grading the other females at work. e.g. when the 250-lb useless HR lay-dee is barreling around like the goddamn kool aid man it goes like this: TinyGirl1: it takes work to be that fat. TinyGirl2: it really does. or when we get a new female in the office: TG1: the new girl is such a bitch. and look at how big her thighs are! TG2: it's uncertain that the new girl is not aware of her heft. I like the small thins but I also like the nice hips not fats |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:48:23 PM EST
[#26]
Nice hips not fat is amazing when they do it right
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:49:02 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I like the small thins but I also like the nice hips not fats not sure what that says about me.
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:49:40 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i work with a nice young lipstick lesbian and she and i have the exact taste in women. not sure what that says about me. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I like the small thins but I also like the nice hips not fats not sure what that says about me. It says you both like women?
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:50:23 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i love to watch that in the wild. warms my cold black soul just a touch. i also love the competition amongst the hot young MILFs at target to wear the most thotty workout attire and have the most world class yoga butt whilst shopping with their fuck trophies. @RTX Ewww....gross. I tasted a little vomit. |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:51:03 PM EST
[#30]
Lesbians are pretty stupid because they spend money on fake penises when they could use a real one for free
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:51:13 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It says you both like women? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I like the small thins but I also like the nice hips not fats not sure what that says about me. It says you both like women? you ever been with a warrior woman, slice?
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:51:52 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lesbians are pretty stupid because they spend money on fake penises when they could use a real one for free lesbians get by just fine without fake peen. |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:52:44 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: we both like warrior women. you ever been with a warrior woman, slice? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I like the small thins but I also like the nice hips not fats not sure what that says about me. It says you both like women? you ever been with a warrior woman, slice? Just one and it took every ounce of me not to give her my seed. I think inside all men we wish to sire warriors |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:53:17 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: have you not seen the documentaries brother? lesbians get by just fine without fake peen. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Lesbians are pretty stupid because they spend money on fake penises when they could use a real one for free lesbians get by just fine without fake peen. Have I seen the documentaries? Of course I have seen the documentaries |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:55:00 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just one and it took every ounce of me not to give her my seed. I think inside all men we wish to sire warriors i want to sire a bunch of useless cuckbois who work minimum wage retail before retreating to my basement for more vidya and delicious totinos pizza rolls microwaved by their warrior woman mother. and a delicious side of nacho cheese for dipping. 
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:56:31 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: negative. i want to sire a bunch of useless cuckbois who work minimum wage retail before retreating to my basement for more vidya and delicious totinos pizza rolls microwaved by their warrior woman mother. and a delicious side of nacho cheese for dipping. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Just one and it took every ounce of me not to give her my seed. I think inside all men we wish to sire warriors i want to sire a bunch of useless cuckbois who work minimum wage retail before retreating to my basement for more vidya and delicious totinos pizza rolls microwaved by their warrior woman mother. and a delicious side of nacho cheese for dipping. Peter: (crying) last night Lois was the man (sobs) |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:56:33 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: have you not seen the documentaries brother? lesbians get by just fine without fake peen. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Lesbians are pretty stupid because they spend money on fake penises when they could use a real one for free lesbians get by just fine without fake peen. eventually they must respond to the call of nature. just make sure you don't send it voicemail when the time comes |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:57:38 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: eventually they must respond to the call of nature. just make sure you don't send it voicemail when the time comes Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Lesbians are pretty stupid because they spend money on fake penises when they could use a real one for free lesbians get by just fine without fake peen. eventually they must respond to the call of nature. just make sure you don't send it voicemail when the time comes Lesbians are just a challenge for all of peniskind to overcome |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:57:42 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Peter: (crying) last night Lois was the man (sobs)  Attached Filefor realz yo: when i see 87% of mericans under the age of 30 i fucking weep for the future of this country.
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Posted: 3/19/2023 2:58:28 PM EST
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Posted: 3/19/2023 3:00:39 PM EST
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Posted: 3/19/2023 3:20:26 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lesbians are just a challenge for all of peniskind to overcome Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Lesbians are pretty stupid because they spend money on fake penises when they could use a real one for free lesbians get by just fine without fake peen. eventually they must respond to the call of nature. just make sure you don't send it voicemail when the time comes Lesbians are just a challenge for all of peniskind to overcome life, uh, finds a way  Attached File |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 3:21:27 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Lesbians are pretty stupid because they spend money on fake penises when they could use a real one for free lesbians get by just fine without fake peen. eventually they must respond to the call of nature. just make sure you don't send it voicemail when the time comes Lesbians are just a challenge for all of peniskind to overcome life, uh, finds a way /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/WXZEAZk-635.gif This has been a fun thread |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 3:23:13 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This has been a fun thread Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Lesbians are pretty stupid because they spend money on fake penises when they could use a real one for free lesbians get by just fine without fake peen. eventually they must respond to the call of nature. just make sure you don't send it voicemail when the time comes Lesbians are just a challenge for all of peniskind to overcome life, uh, finds a way /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/WXZEAZk-635.gif This has been a fun thread all three GD mods Attached File |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 10:49:07 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you want to keep the dick wet, just get on tinder and swipe like there is no tomorrow. I am luckily married to a wonderful woman. But I can promise you, I probably wouldn't have luck on tinder since I am 40 |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 10:49:38 PM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm laughing at the thought of a thousand sad little 20 somethings paying good money to be part of the automated SMS spam thing. EThot has an IT guy that writes 20 friendly/flirty texts and a script that fires them off all week long at the correct time. All the intimacy of a motel wake up call. It's a sad world. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: you think you could pay one of those whores to give you a motivational call every day! you know somthing like, "Hey big tasty, keep on doing a good job!" damn fuck all that. a text everyday should only costs maybe $5 a month tops I'm laughing at the thought of a thousand sad little 20 somethings paying good money to be part of the automated SMS spam thing. EThot has an IT guy that writes 20 friendly/flirty texts and a script that fires them off all week long at the correct time. All the intimacy of a motel wake up call. It's a sad world. When you grind 24.7 sometimes it tough to keep grinding. |
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Posted: 3/19/2023 10:54:01 PM EST
[#47]
Wife and I aren’t old, met and married before internet dating was a thing.
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Posted: 3/20/2023 12:11:13 AM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wife and I aren’t old, met and married before internet dating was a thing. If you met and married before internet dating was a thing, I have news for you. You're old. |
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Posted: 3/20/2023 3:34:54 AM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you met and married before internet dating was a thing, I have news for you. You're old. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wife and I aren’t old, met and married before internet dating was a thing. If you met and married before internet dating was a thing, I have news for you. You're old. 
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Posted: 3/20/2023 8:23:06 AM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you met and married before internet dating was a thing, I have news for you. You're old. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wife and I aren’t old, met and married before internet dating was a thing. If you met and married before internet dating was a thing, I have news for you. You're old. 
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