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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 22777 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 10/2/2023 12:03:11 AM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#1] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 22778 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 10/2/2023 12:09:44 AM EDT [#2] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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Posted: 10/2/2023 1:13:03 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By noob5000000:

For fuck's sake, if these people put as much time and energy into teaching as they do into coming up with new kinds of racism, we'd have a country of scholars that would have China shaking in its boots.

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They're teaching the only thing they know.

You think these morons could diagram a sentence? Use the quadratic equation, or teach anything about the history of our foundation?

When was the last time standards were raised?

In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. Orwell

In the absence of orders, go kill something Evil.
It's an act of faith , not reason. Have faith in God for life everlasting.

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 25782 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/2/2023 10:24:13 AM EDT [#4] The photo perfectly matches the headline, well done Politico Officials from Joe Biden's administration are far more worried about corruption in Ukraine than they publicly admit, a confidential US strategy document we obtained suggests.https://t.co/FQKNf1mMPn POLITICOEurope (@POLITICOEurope) October 2, 2023

giantpune Joined Sep 2016 Posts 9236 EE 100% (21) GA, USA	Posted: 10/2/2023 12:29:26 PM EDT [#5]

FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 37020 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 10/2/2023 8:03:28 PM EDT [Last Edit: FredMan] [#6] Several years back, there was an axing by some school chirrun at the Tractor Supply across the street from Lee-Davis High School, now renamed Mechanicsville High School
	GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

Pajamacannon Member Joined Mar 2019 Posts 2583 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 10/2/2023 8:26:53 PM EDT [#7] Attached File

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 28271 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 10/2/2023 8:31:33 PM EDT [#8] Attached File Attached File
	You don't learn to fight, your death's going to come real soon. Then how come he's dead? He wanted it that way.

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Posted: 10/2/2023 10:24:40 PM EDT

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The worst thing that can happen to you on this website is you posting something like, "why are people so scared of giraffes? They're statistically very safe" only to get dunked on by thousands of people after your untimely giraffe-related death.
— Dr. Dad, PhD \uD83D\uDD04\uD83D\uDD3C??\uD83D\uDD3D?? (@GarrettPetersen) October 2, 2023

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

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Posted: 10/2/2023 10:49:17 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By kar98k:
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thaaaaaaaaank you!!!! holy buckets i was thinking noone was reading anything around here!! i shall read and heed your instructions good sir

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Posted: 10/2/2023 10:50:24 PM EDT

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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 22779 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 10/2/2023 10:57:05 PM EDT [#12] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 22780 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 10/2/2023 11:01:09 PM EDT [#13] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

mPisi

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Posted: 10/2/2023 11:13:16 PM EDT

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Of course genitals don’t matter. The fact that trans men have their arm flesh surgically removed and rolled into a sausage before being stitched to their groin in the hope it loosely resemble a penis is just a fun affectation. Like wearing novelty earrings at a Christmas party https://t.co/2mkuFPOBRN
— Godfrey Elfwick™ (@GodfreyElfwick) October 2, 2023

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 22783 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 11:53:28 AM EDT [#15] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 25793 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 12:27:56 PM EDT [#16]

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 22784 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 12:39:05 PM EDT [#17] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Cpt_Kirks pull my finger Joined Oct 2004 Posts 52239 EE 100% (1) AL, USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 2:57:57 PM EDT [#18] Attached File
	"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump FUCK JOE BIDEN!

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39208 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 4:59:56 PM EDT [#19] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39209 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 5:00:51 PM EDT [#20] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39210 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 5:01:42 PM EDT [Last Edit: shocktrp] [#21] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 25800 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 6:04:34 PM EDT [#22] "We need large volumes. The just-in-time, just-enough economy we built together in 30 years in our liberal economies is fine for a lot of things - but not the armed forces when there is a war ongoing." https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66984944

FredMan PondLife Joined Jul 2005 Posts 37033 EE 100% (2) VA, USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 6:42:48 PM EDT [#23]
	GD is like putting on crampons and walking through a room full of puppies.

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 25802 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 7:19:34 PM EDT [#24]

Blu3Ridge Member Joined Dec 2012 Posts 4459 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 7:56:42 PM EDT [#25] Attached File

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Posted: 10/3/2023 8:25:25 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7iLnakWwAAcF93?format=jpg&name=small

"We need large volumes. The just-in-time, just-enough economy we built together in 30 years in our liberal economies is fine for a lot of things - but not the armed forces when there is a war ongoing."

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Just in time was an idea that arose just about the time .gov came up with something called an inventory tax. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
---spartacus2002

USPguy Member Joined Jan 2023 Posts 2939 EE 100% (1) TN, USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 8:43:33 PM EDT [Last Edit: USPguy] [#28] Attached File Attached File

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 25808 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 8:58:37 PM EDT [#29] Today in 52 BC: Vercingetorix, leader of the Gauls, surrendered Julius Caesar. His surrender brought an end to the siege of Alesia. pic.twitter.com/pRr5mpcqUF — \uD83C\uDFDBSteven\uD83C\uDFDB (@nonregemesse) October 3, 2023

mPisi

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Posted: 10/3/2023 9:23:12 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Today in 52 BC:

Vercingetorix, leader of the Gauls, surrendered Julius Caesar.

His surrender brought an end to the siege of Alesia. pic.twitter.com/pRr5mpcqUF
— \uD83C\uDFDBSteven\uD83C\uDFDB (@nonregemesse) October 3, 2023

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It's little known that Caesar had an early photographer along on that campaign

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

noob5000000 Greenbean Joined May 2010 Posts 16523 EE 100% (10) MI, USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 9:46:56 PM EDT [#31] Attached File
	Originally Posted By triburst1: I just assumed it was an FBI or ATF surveillance op. Now I'm worried that it might be site staff.

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 31530 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 10/3/2023 10:16:07 PM EDT [#32] . .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

mPisi

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Posted: 10/3/2023 10:16:30 PM EDT

[#33]

Good stats on how shoplifting affects only one company

I’ve lost all patience with the gaslighting about shoplifting—it’s just 1% of revenue, it doesn’t hurt anyone but rich investors, blah blah blah.

Using numbers from Lowe's 2022 10-K, here's a quick analysis showing how destructive it really is, including killing 1,500+ jobs. \uD83D\uDC47… pic.twitter.com/ivw9SBPtbg
Robert Sterling (@RobertMSterling) October 3, 2023

From 1940-1965, suicide consistently made up ~80% of White American Male violent deaths.

The "Civil Rights" campaign changed that, due to the massive increase in inter-racial violence committed against Whites -- peaking in 1980.

Only after Whites fled their homes and Clinton… pic.twitter.com/3GqMIYGkJZ
— ~~datahazard~~ (@fentasyl) October 2, 2023

The timeline of the American Revolution went like this:

1. We wrote letters addressing grievances, which were ignored

2. Government increased their pressure through taxation and increased presence of armed government agents

3. We noticed and began stockpiling weapons just… pic.twitter.com/fdL9VETzUN
— Feni\uD835\uDD4F Ammunition (@FenixAmmunition) October 3, 2023

ATTENTION STUPID PEOPLE:
My Portuguese ancestors brought the pepper to Thailand, tempura to Japan, vindaloo to India, and guns to everybody...
You're welcome.
Thus by the powers invested in me by the dumbfuck rules of social justice I hereby grant everybody permission to eat… https://t.co/0KnQSjCr4S
Larry Correia (@monsterhunter45) October 3, 2023

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

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Posted: 10/3/2023 11:40:38 PM EDT

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Nature is healing

The entirety of libtardism depends on normal guys feeling certain categories are too embarrassing to associate with. The instant that changes everything falls apart

Normalizing the weirdo categories and increasing the benefits for identifying with them inevitably leads to a… https://t.co/lsQ55ZA8bH
— Lukas (computer) \uD83D\uDC02 (@SCHIZO_FREQ) October 4, 2023

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39216 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 12:22:35 AM EDT [#35] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

bodybagger Member Joined Nov 2007 Posts 15152 EE 100% (15) TN, USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 12:57:27 AM EDT [#36]
	I think one of the major problems with America today is not enough families sit down to a big plate of squirrels momma just fried up.

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 25822 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 7:24:56 AM EDT [#37] WTF @CNN? Why would you lie about this? pic.twitter.com/puHB3ZVUVb End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 3, 2023

MATTINFAIRBORN Member Joined Aug 2012 Posts 7787 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 9:10:11 AM EDT [#38] Attached File

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 25824 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 10:02:43 AM EDT [#39] Swiss Writer Sentenced to 60 Days in Jail for Calling Journalist a ‘Fat Lesbian’ He's not wrong

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Posted: 10/4/2023 12:23:47 PM EDT

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I had not noticed the tongue before

Other stories of women-only advantages in tech recruiting

If you had told me then you get a free vacation and a career if you mark non-binary on a form I would have done it.
memetic_sisyphus (@memeticsisyphus) October 4, 2023

Reviewer believes Tomas Sowell is rich white guy due to his writings

I have to work very hard on my racism to make it both shocking and casual. I could only dream of aspiring to this man’s natural talent for accidental racism
— Mr Bones (@mr_bones_wild) October 4, 2023

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

mPisi

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Posted: 10/4/2023 2:52:54 PM EDT

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A PR Masterclasses \uD83E\uDD0C

Taylor Swift attended the Jets game as a strategic SEO play to bury her jet emissions stories. \uD83E\uDD2F

Genius. pic.twitter.com/tITIketCgR
— Britney Muller \uD83C\uDDFA\uD83C\uDDE6 (@BritneyMuller) October 3, 2023

Wrapup on the killing of leftitsts

was curious about the girl as she kinda just sits there and watches antifa-chapo-bro boyfriend get stabbed to death. her name is claudia morales and there wasnt anything that surprising

ACAB tho! https://t.co/4KpBlwBv8w pic.twitter.com/PSfQH1275w
— pine_tree_riots (@pine_tree_riots) October 4, 2023

She doesn't run, doesn't call 911, doesn't attempt even the most basic first air, or even hold him while he dies. https://t.co/jLkQEAn6em
— Don Shift (buy my books) (@DonShift3) October 3, 2023

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Why is it the responsibility of those being invaded to decide where to send their invaders?

Away! Just not here!
The Doc (@octaviusdedlft) October 4, 2023

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occasional reminder that lord of the flies was written because Golding read about boys being marooned and having a good time and this made him angry because he hated children so he wrote a book about dudes being assholes

but no. irl, marooned bros on islands are chill https://t.co/kHOyrv0a9M pic.twitter.com/mX1lfqNEqk
eigenrobot (@eigenrobot) October 4, 2023

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

Finnbear Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 6795 EE 100% (15) OH, USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 2:53:04 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F5Iy69eXAAAlPt4?format=jpg&name=large View Quote Hippies smell...
	Procrastination is like masturbation. Seems like a good idea but in the end you're only fucking yourself - FennRx

Blu3Ridge Member Joined Dec 2012 Posts 4464 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 3:17:36 PM EDT [#43] Attached File

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Posted: 10/4/2023 5:01:35 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By InsaneRusher:

I think the box of crispy creams Donuts are not for celebrating but are used as bait for their intended prey.

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I think the box of crispy creams Donuts are not for celebrating but are used as bait for their intended prey.

If they are the jelly filled ones I ask that one of you avenge me.

Fetchez la vache!

dedreckon Member Joined Mar 2010 Posts 10153 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 5:51:14 PM EDT [#45] Norman Rockwell paints clown world More here. Some may be coc https://ibb.co/album/h74n6h

bobbitybobbity Member Joined Nov 2003 Posts 21806 EE 99% (169) WA, USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 7:31:07 PM EDT [#46] Attached File
	Arfcom's own STD

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Posted: 10/4/2023 7:35:39 PM EDT

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There may come a day when my Anglophilia wanes due to their present performance, but that day is not today

ANGLOFUTURISM AESTHETICS THREAD - “A Better Future IS Possible!” \uD83E\uDDF5 pic.twitter.com/J55xjn5lz4
— ?????a ?????? \uD83C\uDDE7\uD83C\uDDF9\uD83C\uDDF9\uD83C\uDDE9 (@kunley_drukpa) October 4, 2023

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 22793 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 7:48:51 PM EDT [#48] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 22794 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 7:49:21 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 22795 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 10/4/2023 7:49:42 PM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#50] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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