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Jimmmy1111 Joined Sep 2005 Posts 4551 EE 100% (7) MD, USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 10:40:49 AM EDT [#1] Attached File

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23247 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 12:15:54 PM EDT [#2] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23248 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 12:16:18 PM EDT [#3] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23249 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 12:32:33 PM EDT [#4] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Cpt_Kirks

pull my finger

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Posted: 11/13/2023 2:24:56 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Mariner82:
"Fired multiple shots to scare him away?" Guilty of bad judgement. Should have thoroughly ventilated the mugger.

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Originally Posted By Mariner82:

Originally Posted By kar98k:
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https://i.imgflip.com/85rvuc.jpg
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https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1723437724475269397
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"Fired multiple shots to scare him away?" Guilty of bad judgement. Should have thoroughly ventilated the mugger.

Should have smiled and waved.

"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump

FUCK JOE BIDEN!

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26177 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 3:39:05 PM EDT [#6]

Poppaduc Member Joined Sep 2020 Posts 342 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 4:17:51 PM EDT [#7] There is still hope for this country.

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 45344 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 4:45:39 PM EDT [#8] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 45345 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 4:46:23 PM EDT [#9] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	A true Texan would never leave his friends behind!

mPisi

Asymptomatic Death

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Posted: 11/13/2023 5:18:03 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By uxo2:
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Newsom Assures Homeless They Can Resume Pooping On Sidewalks Once His Boss Leaves https://t.co/H6P0l3qImK pic.twitter.com/M7Tg7n0tWs
The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 13, 2023

The question is not why they fired, but why they missed...

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

bodybagger

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Posted: 11/13/2023 6:06:04 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By mPisi:
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/111111111111111Screenshot_2023-11-13_110-3026528.JPG

Newsom Assures Homeless They Can Resume Pooping On Sidewalks Once His Boss Leaves https://t.co/H6P0l3qImK pic.twitter.com/M7Tg7n0tWs
The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 13, 2023

The question is not why they fired, but why they missed...
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I think one of the major problems with America today is not enough families sit down to a big plate of squirrels momma just fried up.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23250 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 8:34:59 PM EDT [#12] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23251 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 8:36:32 PM EDT [#13] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

JuanPing The One and Only Joined May 2014 Posts 9035 EE 100% (6) USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 8:43:42 PM EDT [#14]
	Your conclusions were all wrong

mPisi

Asymptomatic Death

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Posted: 11/13/2023 11:16:35 PM EDT

[Last Edit: mPisi] [#15]

This person makes good decisions.

I’m going to experience the benefits of stereotyping by not even watching/listening to the face-modded person’s views on anything
gdsimms (@gdsimms) November 13, 2023

Affirmative action does one thing really well: It makes racism rational. As I like to joke, perhaps progressives push affirmative action so that intelligent whites will avoid black doctors, which will prove that racism is indeed pervasive, as progressives have always insisted.
Bo Winegard (@EPoe187) November 13, 2023

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

Tactical_Spartan Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 12424 EE 0% (0) IA, USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 11:46:41 PM EDT [#16] Attached File Attached File Attached File

iveseenalittleontv Joined May 2004 Posts 2037 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 11/13/2023 11:56:58 PM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By Tactical_Spartan: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/374309/20231015_220800_jpg-3026973.JPG View Quote and the dankness award of the year goes to..

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26186 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 11:36:49 AM EDT [#18] Mexican cartels be like “they/them is now was/were.” pic.twitter.com/kwM5M1DTHb Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) November 14, 2023

BTccw 2 legs move our bodies 4 legs move our souls Joined Nov 2012 Posts 35879 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 2:24:50 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By kar98k: . pretty obvious when you think about it... Wait for it… pic.twitter.com/LAcIIPMkDn Hodgetwins (@hodgetwins) November 12, 2023 . View Quote
	Pure blood saved by His.

OBXT Member Joined Aug 2002 Posts 812 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 2:25:53 PM EDT [#20] Attached File

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26192 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 8:39:18 PM EDT [#21] Oh noes the end of muh democracy

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26193 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 8:53:13 PM EDT [#22] Slade Sohmer, editor of left-wing news site “The Recount” was previously celebrated for discussing sexuality with elementary kids. He was just arrested and charged with possessing and disseminating child p0rn. pic.twitter.com/z4OuFpDQsI Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 14, 2023

samsilk Joined Jun 2021 Posts 1874 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 9:56:28 PM EDT [#23] Attached File
	gaza delenda est

mnvwguy02 Laboring to love my neighbor as myself Joined May 2007 Posts 26338 EE 100% (81) MN, USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 10:46:09 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: Oh noes the end of muh democracy https://media.patriots.win/post/V5WhxsoBEbEH.jpeg View Quote Works for me.
	Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23253 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 10:52:29 PM EDT [#25] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23254 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 10:53:56 PM EDT [#26] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23255 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 10:54:26 PM EDT [#27] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26194 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/14/2023 11:04:06 PM EDT [#28]

InsaneRusher Joined May 2009 Posts 2152 EE 0% (0) IN, USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 12:02:02 AM EDT [#29] Attached File

Saddler Joined May 2009 Posts 9663 EE 93% (14) GBR	Posted: 11/15/2023 12:29:50 AM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By kar98k: . pretty obvious when you think about it... Wait for it… pic.twitter.com/LAcIIPMkDn Hodgetwins (@hodgetwins) November 12, 2023 . View Quote So - she DID go back??

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23256 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 12:48:48 AM EDT [#31] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

mPisi

Asymptomatic Death

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Posted: 11/15/2023 1:26:37 AM EDT

[#32]

Put another way: Your stated preference is weight loss

Your revealed preference is Cheetos

But you can still go to Europe & lose 10 lbs - environment & incentives matter

We can rebuild the infrastructure that helps men & women find each other againhttps://t.co/5qb2QPHVVh
— Bennett's Phylactery (@extradeadjcb) November 14, 2023

I want you to appreciate that Truck Simulators are a Genre

There are people out there whose 9-5 jobs are so miserable that they get home after a long day and escape it by simulating the life of an obese blue-collar worker having their back and hemorrhoids shredded

And then… https://t.co/yFX3vGz7xp
— CatGirl Kulak \uD83D\uDE3B\uD83D\uDE3F (Anarchonomicon) (@FromKulak) November 14, 2023

TFW biggest handgun is just a .45-70

guys you need to be caliber maxxing

you need to be carrying a fucking hand cannon

your muzzle should be like looking down the Lincoln Tunnel

you need to be caliber maxxing
— T_p_tio \uD83C\uDF88 (@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl) November 14, 2023

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

DaGoose

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Posted: 11/15/2023 6:46:40 AM EDT

[#33]

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Originally Posted By mPisi:
TFW biggest handgun is just a .45-70

guys you need to be caliber maxxing

you need to be carrying a fucking hand cannon

your muzzle should be like looking down the Lincoln Tunnel

you need to be caliber maxxing
— T_p_tio \uD83C\uDF88 (@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl) November 14, 2023

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@mPisi

.50 BMG disagrees

as does .600 Nitro Express

DaGoose Member Joined Jan 2010 Posts 4291 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 8:56:14 AM EDT [#34] And you could go totally retarded with the below. World’s Largest Revolver! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-NZLUOtsck

Shazbat Joined Jan 2001 Posts 8720 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 10:33:54 AM EDT [#35] You can also get a much more concealable .45-90 BFR.

sizzlin_bacon Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 6258 EE 100% (31) KY, USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 1:04:08 PM EDT [#36] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	If'n hillbillies was a wantin to terrerize ye, we'd just fuck all yer wimminz an drank all yer beer while ye was a'workin.-Hillbilly69

giantpune Joined Sep 2016 Posts 9735 EE 100% (21) GA, USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 2:27:27 PM EDT [#37]

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26201 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 4:18:19 PM EDT [#38]

pilotshark

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Posted: 11/15/2023 5:08:31 PM EDT

[#39]

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Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

I am literally smoking a pipe - and now laughing - right now!

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Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
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I am literally smoking a pipe - and now laughing - right now!

lol

Be free or do not be

DrywellDweller Member Joined Mar 2016 Posts 6283 EE 100% (107) NJ, USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 6:19:04 PM EDT [Last Edit: Bollocks44] [#40] Removed. Yeah let’s keep this in BOTD

scrum Joined May 2004 Posts 14910 EE 100% (44) WA, USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 6:34:00 PM EDT [Last Edit: Bollocks44] [#41] Quote History Originally Posted By DrywellDweller: View Quote Just think how much blow Hunter could hide in the fat folds. Heck, Joe could hide his little kid victims in there.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23257 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 7:57:33 PM EDT [#42] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23258 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 7:58:02 PM EDT [#43] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23259 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 7:58:29 PM EDT [#44] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23260 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 7:58:57 PM EDT [#45] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23261 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 7:59:25 PM EDT [#46] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23262 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 7:59:53 PM EDT [#47] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23263 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 8:00:18 PM EDT [#48] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23264 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 8:00:47 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23265 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/15/2023 8:01:10 PM EDT [#50] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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