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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23328 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 12:13:08 AM EDT [#1] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23329 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 12:14:32 AM EDT [#2] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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Posted: 11/22/2023 1:16:02 AM EDT

[#3]

hard times create for-profits

for-profits create good times

good times create non-profits

non-profits create hard times
— ? ? ? ? ? ? (@Andr3jH) November 21, 2023

We don't keep turkeys but our friends do

They'll hang around patiently & watch as you decapitate & skin & gut their friends

They're free-range, they could literally just walk away

Seems like they're at least neutral on the getting eaten question https://t.co/VfqiZNNxLv
— Bennett's Phylactery (@extradeadjcb) November 21, 2023

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39322 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 1:25:29 AM EDT [#4] Attached File
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23330 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 1:41:57 AM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#5] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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Posted: 11/22/2023 2:01:36 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By helmet91:
Ike was only wearing his top three ribbons.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight_D._Eisenhower#Honors

In no way supporting Milley, but accuracy is failing here.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6218/6313316725_d2e5e0a1ba_b.jpg

This

General Washington officially outranks all
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(obvious/logical, top clue being Time in Service)

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Originally Posted By Yobro512:

he was a little sissy boy though.

totally in it for the lulz. crossed dressed. partied hard. dngaf. he got it in the end either way.

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Originally Posted By Yobro512:

Originally Posted By RSG:

\uD83D\uDD34 Roman Emperor was trans, Hertfordshire museum declares

The ill-fated Elagabalus will now be referred to as 'she', although experts say a transgender category did not exist in ancient Rome ? https://t.co/b1S8KFYTcP
The Telegraph (@Telegraph) November 20, 2023

Lol

Poor Elagabalus. Transed centuries after death.
AnnaChetConcreteisland (@Concreteisland2) November 20, 2023

he was a little sissy boy though.

totally in it for the lulz. crossed dressed. partied hard. dngaf. he got it in the end either way.

Wasn't he the one that the Praetorians trussed up in a bag with his mother and drowned them in the Tiber?

ETA: I guess they decapitated both of them and then threw their bodies in the Tiber. Close enough. The epitome of a weak, perverse man raised by a vicious, ambitious woman.

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Posted: 11/22/2023 12:09:53 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By DesignatedMarksman:
Wasn't he the one that the Praetorians trussed up in a bag with his mother and drowned them in the Tiber?

ETA: I guess they decapitated both of them and then threw their bodies in the Tiber. Close enough. The epitome of a weak, perverse man raised by a vicious, ambitious woman.

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Originally Posted By DesignatedMarksman:

Originally Posted By Yobro512:

Originally Posted By RSG:

\uD83D\uDD34 Roman Emperor was trans, Hertfordshire museum declares

The ill-fated Elagabalus will now be referred to as 'she', although experts say a transgender category did not exist in ancient Rome ? https://t.co/b1S8KFYTcP
The Telegraph (@Telegraph) November 20, 2023

Lol

Poor Elagabalus. Transed centuries after death.
AnnaChetConcreteisland (@Concreteisland2) November 20, 2023

he was a little sissy boy though.

totally in it for the lulz. crossed dressed. partied hard. dngaf. he got it in the end either way.

Wasn't he the one that the Praetorians trussed up in a bag with his mother and drowned them in the Tiber?

ETA: I guess they decapitated both of them and then threw their bodies in the Tiber. Close enough. The epitome of a weak, perverse man raised by a vicious, ambitious woman.

Hmm....

His short reign was notorious for sex scandals and religious controversy. . . . [H]e came from a prominent Arab family in Emesa (Homs), Syria, where since his early youth he served as head priest of the sun god Elagabal.

Hamdammer Rude, crude, & socially unacceptable Joined Jun 2008 Posts 3764 EE 100% (24) TN, USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 1:11:51 PM EDT [#10] Attached File

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	All politicians are evil, but some politicians are more evil than others.

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Deadtired Member Joined Apr 2014 Posts 12655 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 3:53:07 PM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://media.patriots.win/post/8BRA4s9P1zvp.png View Quote Sounds correct to me.
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ArGyLe64 Lord Uniball Joined Mar 2007 Posts 3886 EE 93% (15) OK, USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 4:14:04 PM EDT [#14] Attached File
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23332 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 6:59:16 PM EDT [#15] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

DOG556 Joined Nov 2011 Posts 7946 EE 100% (19) USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 7:00:57 PM EDT [#16] We need thanksgiving meme’s!!!!

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Posted: 11/22/2023 7:19:51 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By rbb2:

Hmm....

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Originally Posted By rbb2:

Originally Posted By DesignatedMarksman:

Originally Posted By Yobro512:

Originally Posted By RSG:

\uD83D\uDD34 Roman Emperor was trans, Hertfordshire museum declares

The ill-fated Elagabalus will now be referred to as 'she', although experts say a transgender category did not exist in ancient Rome ? https://t.co/b1S8KFYTcP
The Telegraph (@Telegraph) November 20, 2023

Lol

Poor Elagabalus. Transed centuries after death.
AnnaChetConcreteisland (@Concreteisland2) November 20, 2023

he was a little sissy boy though.

totally in it for the lulz. crossed dressed. partied hard. dngaf. he got it in the end either way.

Wasn't he the one that the Praetorians trussed up in a bag with his mother and drowned them in the Tiber?

ETA: I guess they decapitated both of them and then threw their bodies in the Tiber. Close enough. The epitome of a weak, perverse man raised by a vicious, ambitious woman.

Hmm....

His short reign was notorious for sex scandals and religious controversy. . . . [H]e came from a prominent Arab family in Emesa (Homs), Syria, where since his early youth he served as head priest of the sun god Elagabal.

Yes! To all that. Let the troons have their perverted, corrupt, hated Roman emperor

ARHank Member Joined Apr 2008 Posts 4980 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 7:32:12 PM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By DOG556: We need thanksgiving meme's!!!! View Quote https://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/2688369_Thanksgiving-meme-thread-I-ll-get-it-started-.html

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 11445 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 8:03:23 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By DOG556: We need thanksgiving meme’s!!!! View Quote Watch the moment Joe Biden pardons this year's turkey. The turkey had a few words to say to Joe \uD83D\uDE02 pic.twitter.com/dWjc13K7Pi Bruce Snyder (@realBruceSnyder) November 20, 2023
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23333 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 8:47:53 PM EDT [#20] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23334 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 8:54:14 PM EDT [#21] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23335 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 8:58:52 PM EDT [#22] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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Posted: 11/22/2023 9:45:50 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By WWIIWMD:

This

General Washington officially outranks all
_________________

Millions of words read on events 1933-1945, didn't get in 3 tries:
(obvious/logical, top clue being Time in Service)

Most Decorated US Soldier

https://photos.smugmug.com/photos/i-smbcCr7/0/5208a5b0/O/i-smbcCr7.jpg
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No decoration for smash the bonus marchers? Him, Eisenhower and Patton should of got a ribbon for that campaign!

TX_M1:
Boogaloo side quest: Drink so much Monster energy and vodka you think your 1999 Camry is a time travelling Delorean and commit fashion crimes while shouting gag me with a spoon and totally way, way too often.

Silver_Jones Joined Jul 2019 Posts 213 EE 100% (3) MO, USA	Posted: 11/22/2023 10:06:58 PM EDT [#25]

mPisi

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Posted: 11/22/2023 11:06:13 PM EDT

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- vaccine mandates caused irreparable damage to the multi-generational recruiting pipeline

- no one wants to fight & die in the neoliberal regime’s forever wars

- no one wants to take orders from generals who spew DEI / anti-white talking points and put their pronouns in their… pic.twitter.com/vFad07PWkD
BowTiedRanger (@BowTiedRanger) November 22, 2023

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

ctfish15 Joined Mar 2015 Posts 2786 EE 100% (44) PA, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 12:10:52 AM EDT [#27]

SamuelAdams1776 Joined Jul 2014 Posts 24941 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 12:19:30 AM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By ctfish15: https://i.imgur.io/tCRsRmM_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium View Quote ? Live off the government tit your whole life?

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Posted: 11/23/2023 12:48:18 AM EDT

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Bunch of do-gooder bullshit. Notice they never build one of those next door to them. I've never seen anyone lift themselves up because they got a free house. Habitat houses always go to Hell after habitat hands them over and they become a blight on the neighborhood.

I think one of the major problems with America today is not enough families sit down to a big plate of squirrels momma just fried up.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23337 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 12:53:12 AM EDT [#30] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

mPisi

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Posted: 11/23/2023 12:54:10 AM EDT

[#31]

Thanks Joe and Mika! Your Trump campaign advertising clip is great. And makes it even better, is that you're doing it for free! https://t.co/CT5tKd9RpQ
Rex Valachorum (@RexValachorum) November 22, 2023

A lot of people who voted for Biden, wanted the Unvaccinated in camps, called Trump a Nazi, and are the cause of our economic misery are about to magically become "Independents" at your Thanksgiving dinner.
Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) November 22, 2023

Alternate ending to LOTR where Frodo decides to keep the ring. pic.twitter.com/NqX61YnYso
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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 16766 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 4:41:19 AM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: Attached File View Quote Isn't Europe yodeling for a ceasefire? Fine, they won't let them kill the motherfuckers, THEY can fucking take 'em! I don't see the issue here. Either shut the fuck up and let them take out the trash, or deal with the trash yourself. This 'also Israel' bullshit is tiresome.
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OBXT Member Joined Aug 2002 Posts 821 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 6:47:14 AM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By ctfish15: https://i.imgur.io/tCRsRmM_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium View Quote Attached File Rosalynn Carter with one of her supporters.

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Posted: 11/23/2023 7:37:38 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

No decoration for smash the bonus marchers? Him, Eisenhower and Patton should of got a ribbon for that campaign!

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MacArthur also refused to decorate the Marines who were trapped on the Philippines & had to surrender. He said, "The Marines have enough decorations" or words to that effect.

He cost thousands of causalities in Korea when he ignored ALL warnings about the Chinese entering the war & continued his push to the Yalu River.

Anyone know if his son is still living?

MacArthur also had a mistress during most of his time in Asia. It was a well-known "secret".

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 26280 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 9:14:27 AM EDT [#35]

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 11447 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 9:16:18 AM EDT [#36] Happy Thanksgiving. YKWTD. Attached File
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Oldgold Member Joined Feb 2016 Posts 29601 EE 100% (36) GA, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 10:24:52 AM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By bodybagger: Bunch of do-gooder bullshit. Notice they never build one of those next door to them. I've never seen anyone lift themselves up because they got a free house. Habitat houses always go to Hell after habitat hands them over and they become a blight on the neighborhood. View Quote This guy knows.
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Posted: 11/23/2023 12:13:52 PM EDT

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This guy knows.

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Originally Posted By bodybagger:

Bunch of do-gooder bullshit. Notice they never build one of those next door to them. I've never seen anyone lift themselves up because they got a free house. Habitat houses always go to Hell after habitat hands them over and they become a blight on the neighborhood.

This guy knows.

I think one of the major problems with America today is not enough families sit down to a big plate of squirrels momma just fried up.

brachiosaur Member Joined Aug 2020 Posts 10160 EE 100% (5) IN, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 2:06:53 PM EDT [#39] Attached File
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redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 14019 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 3:32:38 PM EDT [#40]
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23338 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 4:37:28 PM EDT [#41] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23339 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 4:42:12 PM EDT [#42] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23340 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 4:47:05 PM EDT [#43] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 50926 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 6:46:33 PM EDT [Last Edit: Leisure_Shoot] [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: View Quote Holy Fuck!
	Always blame autocorrect.

SoonerBorn Member Joined May 2006 Posts 25822 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 6:58:15 PM EDT [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: Alternate ending to LOTR where Frodo decides to keep the ring. pic.twitter.com/NqX61YnYso Oliver Alexander (@OAlexanderDK) November 21, 2023 View Quote Finally! A funny leftist meme.
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TheOTHERmaninblack Member Joined Jul 2009 Posts 16769 EE 100% (15) WY, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 7:10:35 PM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By redoubt: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/1700735890-20231121.png View Quote Tell me you don't know the purpose of gold without telling me you don't know the purpose of gold.
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Merc1973 Joined Dec 2009 Posts 13952 EE 100% (1) MD, USA	Posted: 11/23/2023 7:59:41 PM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By ctfish15: https://i.imgur.io/tCRsRmM_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium View Quote Attached File

Pesty Member Joined May 2014 Posts 28493 EE 0% (0) GBR	Posted: 11/23/2023 10:37:19 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
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