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Mardo Joined Jan 2018 Posts 144 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 9/21/2018 1:24:45 AM EDT [#1] Mine?

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Originally Posted By inthe605:
Sorry, didn't really have a stroke.

Just was trying to figure out why it was implied that I had an actual stroke.

And possibly write a new copypasta.

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Originally Posted By inthe605:

Originally Posted By RoccoOnFire:

Sorry man, that's rough. Wishes for a speedy recovery.

Sorry, didn't really have a stroke.

Just was trying to figure out why it was implied that I had an actual stroke.

And possibly write a new copypasta.

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Posted: 9/21/2018 2:55:26 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By RoccoOnFire:
https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/433230/cant-tell-if-serious-678067.JPG

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Originally Posted By RoccoOnFire:

Originally Posted By inthe605:

Originally Posted By RoccoOnFire:

Sorry man, that's rough. Wishes for a speedy recovery.

Sorry, didn't really have a stroke.

Just was trying to figure out why it was implied that I had an actual stroke.

And possibly write a new copypasta.

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/433230/cant-tell-if-serious-678067.JPG

Some days his memory is better than others.

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Posted: 9/21/2018 7:00:22 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By inthe605:
Sorry, didn't really have a stroke.

Just was trying to figure out why it was implied that I had an actual stroke.

And possibly write a new copypasta.

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Originally Posted By inthe605:

Originally Posted By RoccoOnFire:

Sorry man, that's rough. Wishes for a speedy recovery.

Sorry, didn't really have a stroke.

Just was trying to figure out why it was implied that I had an actual stroke.

And possibly write a new copypasta.

That was funny! Never mind your indecipherable meme request.

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Posted: 9/21/2018 1:49:07 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By captainpooby:

That was funny! Never mind your indecipherable meme request.

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Originally Posted By captainpooby:

Originally Posted By inthe605:

Originally Posted By RoccoOnFire:

Sorry man, that's rough. Wishes for a speedy recovery.

Sorry, didn't really have a stroke.

Just was trying to figure out why it was implied that I had an actual stroke.

And possibly write a new copypasta.

That was funny! Never mind your indecipherable meme request.

It had the right amount of deadpan and potential truth that I was cracking up when he said he didn't have a stroke!

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nophun Streetfight Joined Feb 2014 Posts 3958 EE 0% (0) MO, USA	Posted: 9/21/2018 4:00:58 PM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By Wubbman: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/66756/A72827FD-708C-4258-9DF9-407237CD40E8-678528.JPG View Quote That's gonna fly right over the head of lefty.
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Posted: 9/22/2018 10:00:29 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By nophun:
That's gonna fly right over the head of lefty.

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Originally Posted By nophun:

Originally Posted By Wubbman:

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That's gonna fly right over the head of lefty.

Nope, in two years that will be on the banned book list

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RoccoOnFire Member Joined Jul 2015 Posts 3463 EE 0% (0) SC, USA	Posted: 9/22/2018 2:53:09 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By cobra-ak: https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1532033782660.jpg View Quote James Woods got banned for that meme.

ClatuVertanictu Member Joined May 2010 Posts 10183 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 9/22/2018 6:05:06 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By cobra-ak: https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1532033782660.jpg View Quote Godamn. I want to literally punch all three of those in the face.
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inthe605 Member Joined May 2010 Posts 4395 EE 100% (9) SD, USA	Posted: 9/22/2018 11:45:51 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By sizzlin_bacon: It had the right amount of deadpan and potential truth that I was cracking up when he said he didn't have a stroke! View Quote Lol. Now I'm seeing why the stroke accusation happened. I will try to English better next time.
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rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 8783 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 9/23/2018 11:41:20 AM EDT [#35] any source of the 1982 cell phone thing?
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Posted: 9/23/2018 12:57:18 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By rcav8r:
any source of the 1982 cell phone thing?

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On 6 March 1983, the DynaTAC 8000X mobile phone launched on the first US 1G network by Ameritech. The first analogue cellular system widely deployed in North America was the Advanced Mobile Phone System was commercially introduced in the Americas in 13 October 1983

End the Political Establishment
Communists/Socialists aren't people

Edge-To-Life Member Joined Feb 2013 Posts 16193 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 9/23/2018 12:59:36 PM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://preview.redd.it/3i221w5gcpn11.jpg?width=1024&s=da7efa0e565873265c041a11269284e71d28e832 View Quote Awesome

ENGCPT Member Joined Mar 2004 Posts 1851 EE 100% (1) NC, USA	Posted: 9/23/2018 1:21:26 PM EDT [#39] Quote History Originally Posted By Miami_JBT: On 6 March 1983, the DynaTAC 8000X mobile phone launched on the first US 1G network by Ameritech. The first analogue cellular system widely deployed in North America was the Advanced Mobile Phone System was commercially introduced in the Americas in 13 October 1983 View Quote I think he meant her claim?
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Posted: 9/23/2018 2:08:42 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:
On 6 March 1983, the DynaTAC 8000X mobile phone launched on the first US 1G network by Ameritech. The first analogue cellular system widely deployed in North America was the Advanced Mobile Phone System was commercially introduced in the Americas in 13 October 1983

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Looking for a source that ford said she used a cell phone in '82

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Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

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Posted: 9/23/2018 2:24:50 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Miami_JBT:
https://i.imgur.com/t4Es0IU.jpg

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/06/20/world/20160620-VENEZUELA-slide-6HQ7/20160620-VENEZUELA-slide-6HQ7-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale

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I didn't realize Venezuela had brown people. This is obviously the result of racism on the pet of maduro.

AR45fan Member Joined May 2008 Posts 25069 EE 100% (119) OH, USA	Posted: 9/23/2018 3:01:59 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://preview.redd.it/7w9x8bl0vzn11.jpg?width=556&s=ec0e163a7b9e30de476a81d519214aaf277ddba5 View Quote Better not actually hook up. Then they'd get him for making child porn.
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Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 33541 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 9/23/2018 6:07:15 PM EDT [Last Edit: Leisure_Shoot] [#45] Quote History Originally Posted By captainpooby: Attached File View Quote I'd sure like to see a screenshot of that, if it's true same question bein asked over at reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/9hzh3t/can_anyone_confirm_this/
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