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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:35:41 PM EDT
[#1]
That is trollin.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:36:53 PM EDT
[#2]
This will only hurt for a little while, I’ll only ……..
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:38:02 PM EDT
[#3]
Pinch hitter?
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:38:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This will only hurt for a little while, I’ll only ……..  David Allan Coe - Three Biggest Lies |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:38:47 PM EDT
[#5]
Dated a girl in college that was WILD after a few drinks.
Total prude when she was sober and was weird about fooling around. Long story short she had been molested as a kid by a neighbor. I ejected ASAP. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:38:56 PM EDT
[#6]
Who buys a pair of shoes without trying them on first?
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:39:09 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's a terrible thing to say but I can't help but wonder if she was molested as a kid. I was wondering the same thing. I feel like there is some trauma back there somewhere in her past. It might be as simple as her uber fundamental family basically scaring the bejezus out of her about religion and sex, or if there was sexual malfeasance perpetrated upon her. Sucks either way |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:40:32 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd jizz in her face every time she went to sleep. When she woke up, I'd say something like "Oh! You're awake. Wanna fuck? No? Okay, go back to sleep" while I continued to furiously choke my chicken. Yeah I don’t think that’s an effective manner of reaching the desired outcome. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:41:37 PM EDT
[#9]
She's a lesbian but her Christian upbringing won't let her admit it
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:42:03 PM EDT
[#10]
She was sexually abused in the past or mentally abused regarding sex.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:43:37 PM EDT
[#11]
Had to read the OP like 4 times.
I guess this is the rare problem that happens when you wait. Sometimes one of you isn't set up to have a functioning sex life. Sad part is that unless they came up with something it would have probably been better for them to divorce. Hopefully a solution was found. I would have my own suggestions if this was a current thing and not an old post. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:43:55 PM EDT
[#12]
elohfuckingel
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:44:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some anxiety meds can kill sex drive. Quote HistoryQuoted: Some anxiety meds can kill sex drive. Yes, or make it virtually impossible to have an orgasm. And that continual frustration will kill your sex drive just as dead. Been there, done that, and had the blue balls to prove it. I was an idiot for letting my doc talk me into that in the first place. Zoloft(so?) was a freaking nightmare for the thirty days I put up with it. ETA: Quoted: "Wife" is a pre-op tranny. "She" doesn't want him to see the twig & berries... It sounds like they take care of each other orally, so it's (hopefully) not that. At least they have foreplay down pat I suppose. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:45:45 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's a terrible thing to say but I can't help but wonder if she was molested as a kid. 100% this. I do not believe a woman, no matter how disinterested in sex, would flat out refuse to, unless there was legitimate trauma. I hope they can work it out, it sounds like a guy who is that patient may be the only way she could get over something like that. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:46:04 PM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah I don’t think that’s an effective manner of reaching the desired outcome. that's all homeboy wants. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:46:13 PM EDT
[#16]
I'm guessing he has a massive, well organized Pleasure Journal.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:46:16 PM EDT
[#17]
She is hiding something.
She has a STD. She is a he. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:47:24 PM EDT
[#18]
fuck her.... literlaly, not physically
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:48:31 PM EDT
[#19]
Any chance he married a tranny, pre op?
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:49:26 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm guessing he has a massive, well organized Pleasure Journal. From age 11. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:49:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:50:01 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wow, poor bastard  I hope whatever demons she has from her past can be treated. My current GF's Catholic guilt used to rear it's ugly head when we first got together seven months ago. She powered through it with a shot of whiskey. Once she relaxed she was fine. At fifty, sex is less important to me than it once was. That said, it's still pretty freaking important. I read this and said, "Geez, I hope it's still pretty important for me when I get that age." After a couple seconds, I remembered I was 52.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:50:15 PM EDT
[#23]
To address a subject raised repeatedly in this thread, I have never heard a Christian say that he or she was told that sex is bad or sinful. I taught my kids that sex is the best thing since sliced bread, but it is for people who are married to each other.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:52:11 PM EDT
[#24]
It's almost certainly PTSD, I'm thinking.
Therapy, and it's gonna be a long road. I have the opposite problem, my wife won't stay off of me. I don't know why she's still chasing my fat ass around, but there it is.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:53:13 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She's a lesbian but her Christian upbringing won't let her admit it Probably. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:56:48 PM EDT
[#26]
Give her the choice .... front door or back door
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:57:59 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I read this and said, "Geez, I hope it's still pretty important for me when I get that age." After a couple seconds, I remembered I was 52. When I was a young man I used to spread my seed like a broken bird feeder. As a middle aged man a couple of times per week is fine. Right around the time I met my current GF my urologist prescribed testosterone. It's been a positive thing overall, but dialing my sex drive back to eighteen years old has had it's own issues 
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Posted: 10/26/2021 5:58:14 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd jizz in her face every time she went to sleep. When she woke up, I'd say something like "Oh! You're awake. Wanna fuck? No? Okay, go back to sleep" while I continued to furiously choke my chicken. and who says chivalry is dead??? GD delivers yet again. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:03:14 PM EDT
[#29]
He must have a moose cock
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:05:47 PM EDT
[#30]
Possible she was messing around when they were dating/before and caught something permeant. Now she can't sleep with husband without him catching it and finding out. Too late to explain, can't turn back.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:06:55 PM EDT
[#31]
His definition of a dream woman differs from mine.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:08:58 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think some the more backwards aspects of Christianity have really messed up a lot of good women. Drilled into their heads since they were old enough to understand that sex was forbiddenthen get married and go at it. It's hard to turn that programming off. And now it's a party. Those two should read more; 1 Corinthians 7 New International Version Concerning Married Life 2 But since sexual immorality is occurring, each man should have sexual relations with his own wife, and each woman with her own husband. 3 The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. 4 The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife. 5 Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:09:38 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd jizz in her face every time she went to sleep. When she woke up, I'd say something like "Oh! You're awake. Wanna fuck? No? Okay, go back to sleep" while I continued to furiously choke my chicken. @FlynnDawg5454   And they say chivalry is dead |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:10:17 PM EDT
[#34]
Thread titles like this should have "quotation marks"
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:10:18 PM EDT
[#35]
Waiting until marriage is silly.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:12:13 PM EDT
[#36]
A few shots of Everclear would solve things.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:13:09 PM EDT
[#37]
No smart Christian goes to Reddit for advice lol.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:13:28 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think some the more backwards aspects of Christianity have really messed up a lot of good women. Drilled into their heads since they were old enough to understand that sex was forbiddenthen get married and go at it. It's hard to turn that programming off. And now it's a party. Not sure how waiting until they're married = messed up, but ok |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:14:48 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably unrelated to her issue, but I (tried) to hook up with a Tinder date once who ahead of time told me she had an usually small entrance. I was like “I’m up for this challenge!” Yeah, there was no way. Tried a bunch of foreplay, lube, etc. there was no way to get any more than a couple of fingers in. No idea whatever happened to her but I hope she got some kinda surgery done. A dude with a micropenis’s dream girl?
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:16:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:17:01 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Probably unrelated to her issue, but I (tried) to hook up with a Tinder date once who ahead of time told me she had an usually small entrance. I was like "I'm up for this challenge!" Yeah, there was no way. Tried a bunch of foreplay, lube, etc. there was no way to get any more than a couple of fingers in. No idea whatever happened to her but I hope she got some kinda surgery done. Just get a bed with a sturdy foot board so you have something to push your feet into for added thrust. Maybe yell out "Here comes the airplane" for the first joust. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:20:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:20:34 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maybe he’s trying to stick it in her urethra. I heard of a couple trying to get pregnant, but the only thing that happened was she kept getting UTI’s. It took a trip to the doctor’s office to get it sorted out. (Yes, it may be apocryphal, or an old joke. I don’t know.) I believe it's a true story, I read about it in a few places. There's also urethral porn but I wouldn't know anything about that 
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:23:58 PM EDT
[#44]
I bet she's already had sex, consensual or forced, and doesn't want hubby to know. Especially since she claims she "saved herself" for marriage.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:24:00 PM EDT
[#45]
Former coworker of mine married a chick from Mexico. After 10 (TEN) Years they divorced. He never fucked her. She was too busy fucking her boyfriends behind his back. He got kicked out of his own house, lost HIS car...Total shit show sad sack.
We all tried to warn him. OP is the only one not having sex in this scenario. |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:24:39 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "Wife" is a pre-op tranny. "She" doesn't want him to see the twig & berries... Did you miss the part how they do oral ? |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:24:51 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Booze |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:25:29 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I believe it's a true story, I read about it in a few places. There's also urethral porn but I wouldn't know anything about that AKA "Sounding" |
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:26:54 PM EDT
[#49]
Fake and written by a woman.
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Posted: 10/26/2021 6:27:38 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: *with each other Fpni |
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