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Posted: Today 9:01:11 PM EST
When your liberal wife won't give you head
Nor get with you in your bed There is joy that can be found And big ol' mounds that are still round At the nudie bar. |
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TX, USA
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Posted: Today 9:04:02 PM EST
[#1]
Eject
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Posted: Today 9:05:53 PM EST
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FL, USA
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Posted: Today 9:06:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: ztug]
[#3]
No way would I stay, I wouldn't have married a liberal to begin with.
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Posted: Today 9:06:35 PM EST
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Imagine being married to a woman like that. While this is grounds to eject, those dudes should have aborted or ejected many many times already.
If this exists at all, there's probably dozens of examples across the nation. And virtually all the dudes not getting any fall into the white dudes for Harris camp. |
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Posted: Today 9:08:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By fxntime: When your liberal wife won't give you head Nor get with you in your bed There is joy that can be found And big ol' mounds that are still round At the nudie bar. When your liberal wife one give you head, Upgrade to a 20-something MAGA girl instead. |
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Posted: Today 9:09:29 PM EST
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If you married a liberal spouse you were fucked from the go. Choose better
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GA, USA
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Posted: Today 9:11:31 PM EST
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Married to a lib?
Gay. |
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Posted: Today 9:13:29 PM EST
[#8]
at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt and their trap stays shut at the nudie bar |
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NC, USA
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Posted: Today 9:14:15 PM EST
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I found this one weird trick where I avoided women all together and went my own way. After that I had zero trouble with women. It's crazy and unique.
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Posted: Today 9:14:54 PM EST
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Posted: Today 9:16:16 PM EST
[#11]
Answers the abortion question.
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Posted: Today 9:16:38 PM EST
[#12]
 Al Bundy's wife chant |
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Posted: Today 9:18:27 PM EST
[#13]
 Married With Children The Nudie Bar |
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WI, USA
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Posted: Today 9:18:41 PM EST
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My wife must be a hipster: She was refusing/denying sex before it was trendy.
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Posted: Today 9:19:10 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By bennnn: I found this one weird trick where I avoided women all together and went my own way. After that I had zero trouble with women. It's crazy and unique. But what about bobs and vagine? 
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MO, USA
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Posted: Today 9:19:55 PM EST
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I approve
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USA
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Posted: Today 9:20:02 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ztug: No way would I stay, I wouldn't have married a liberal to begin with. |
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Posted: Today 9:20:20 PM EST
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Conservative wife = happy life.
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Posted: Today 9:20:56 PM EST
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If an American girl is driving you insane get a passport and get on a plane.
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Posted: Today 9:21:04 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ztug: No way would I stay, I wouldn't have married a liberal to begin with. |
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NV, USA
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Posted: Today 9:21:09 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MrPineco: Eject THIS |
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TX, USA
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Posted: Today 9:25:17 PM EST
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Only failed low T men stay married to lib women .. you are the head of the house.. act accordingly and control out of control wives ..Corinthians 11:3: "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God"
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Posted: Today 9:27:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: fxntime]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CarmelBytheSea: https://media.tenor.com/Qrir-11OkwIAAAAM/nail-file-peggy-bundy.gif The youts of today have no memory of the past................... But what do you expect, they play soccer, not football. 
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Posted: Today 9:33:03 PM EST
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Nudie bar? Fuck that. Call a divorce lawyer and serve her papers.
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Posted: Today 9:36:01 PM EST
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Posted: Today 9:40:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By fxntime: When your liberal wife won't give you head Nor get with you in your bed There is joy that can be found And big ol' mounds that are still round |
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Posted: Today 9:43:55 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ztug: No way would I stay, I wouldn't have married a liberal to begin with. |
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Posted: Today 9:45:31 PM EST
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My liberal wife was so fed up with the bullshit over the last four years that she voted for Trump. I still get sex.
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CA, USA
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Posted: Today 9:48:27 PM EST
[#29]
Where u can liok at ther butt and their trap stays shut
At the nudie bar |
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Posted: Today 9:53:48 PM EST
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Who the fuck marries someone that doesnt share the same political views?
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Posted: Today 9:55:11 PM EST
[#31]
Why would anyone be dumb enough to stay married to a liberal wife
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FL, USA
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Posted: Today 9:58:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: salsa]
[#32]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MinnFinn: But what about bobs and vagine? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By MinnFinn: Originally Posted By bennnn: I found this one weird trick where I avoided women all together and went my own way. After that I had zero trouble with women. It's crazy and unique. But what about bobs and vagine? He has two hands. Results may vary |
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Posted: Today 10:30:57 PM EST
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Originally Posted By fxntime: When your liberal wife won't give you head Nor get with you in your bed There is joy that can be found And big ol' mounds that are still round At the nudie bar.  
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VA, USA
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Posted: Today 10:36:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By fxntime: When your liberal wife won't give you head Nor get with you in your bed There is joy that can be found And big ol' mounds that are still round At the nudie bar. Neither rain nor snow nor the gloom of COVID stays these twerkers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. |
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