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Posted: 12/22/2020 9:15:19 PM EDT

My wife found a young lady who just graduated with her hair cutting license and she's coming over to do our hair tomorrow. I just realized our house doesn't have a barber chair. How do you fellow non poors set up to get your hair did in your own domicile?

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:16:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/22/2020 9:16:39 PM EDT

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I sat on a bar stool over the tile in our kitchen.

Swept and vacuumed up afterwards.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:16:45 PM EDT

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Manscape?

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:17:29 PM EDT

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This.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:17:59 PM EDT

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Pics?

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:18:34 PM EDT

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She's like 19. Let your imagination roll.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:18:55 PM EDT

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I don’t know what the fuck you poors are on about, but I have what’s damn near a barber chair in my shop that I sit in at my welding table.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:19:45 PM EDT

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Have a massage table and some essential oils at the ready.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:20:18 PM EDT

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Sounds to me like you are working on some sort of plot for a threesome. If I'm wrong, it depends on how tall the girl is. Regular chair or stool if she's short or a bar stool if she's tall. I cut a couple buddies hair during original lockdown and a bar stool worked out fine.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:20:23 PM EDT

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Lay in bed naked. No chair required.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:20:55 PM EDT

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Wife is currently in shower. I'll tell her we will set up a chair in the bedroom and report back on her response

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:22:01 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/22/2020 9:22:25 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/22/2020 9:23:32 PM EDT

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Is your wife having her landing strip cleared?

Can you have a threesome?

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:25:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/22/2020 9:25:55 PM EDT

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I sit on an old school house chair on my driveway and cut my own hair. The deer don’t mind.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:25:55 PM EDT

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Got a nice brush cut yesterday.
Did it myself and the Mrs touched it up.

Cordless clipper set was like $17 , have not paid a barber for over a year now.

I look good too !

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:26:29 PM EDT

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Orgy inbound

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:27:03 PM EDT

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aren't there some documentaries on this? You should crank the heat up in your house.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:28:38 PM EDT

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I sit in the wooden chair on the tile floor when she comes over and vacuum afterwards. Pretty easy

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:28:49 PM EDT

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Swiveling bar stool is what we use. Wife's bff is a beautician and has been doing our hair in house since the Shanghai Shivers began.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:29:47 PM EDT

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You'll need a chair that can turn

and some kind of apron

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:31:02 PM EDT

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Are you going to put clean pants on first?

https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/How-many-days-in-a-row-can-you-wear-the-same-pants/5-2400566/

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:31:34 PM EDT

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If there was ever a time to ask for wife pictures...

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:32:22 PM EDT

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Id pay a girl to come over and rub my back until I go to sleep if she wouldn't rob my afterwards...

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:33:47 PM EDT

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I just go to a barber.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:34:54 PM EDT

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Have a stool?

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:34:56 PM EDT

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If that's all you want then why would it need to be a girl?

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:36:11 PM EDT

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I’m in liberal shithole CA and my barber shop still open. They give no fucks. Didn’t care I walked in without a mask

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:36:42 PM EDT

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Me too

OP

Just put up a stripper pole instead.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:37:14 PM EDT

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That should work

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:40:19 PM EDT

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Id pay a girl to come over and rub my back until I go to sleep if she wouldn't rob my afterwards...

If that's all you want then why would it need to be a girl?

A/S/L?

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:41:40 PM EDT

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Got a nice brush cut yesterday.
Did it myself and the Mrs touched it up.

Cordless clipper set was like $17 , have not paid a barber for over a year now.

I look good too !

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Care to prove it?

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:42:39 PM EDT

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My wife cuts my hair, last time it was in the garage on a bar stool. Single digits outside, double digits in the garage. She cut all the kids hair also. My custom-private live-in barber...with benefits.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:43:17 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/22/2020 9:43:19 PM EDT

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Are you going to have her trim the crotch and bunghole valley?

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:43:50 PM EDT

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Sit on the toilet backwards facing the wall.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:44:34 PM EDT

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Back, sack, and crack.

Once that's done, buy a fake man bun and visit Austin.

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:44:55 PM EDT

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It's the shelf for your cookies and your milk.

Kharn

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:46:14 PM EDT

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LOL

Posted: 12/22/2020 9:46:47 PM EDT

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I sat on a bar stool over the tile in our kitchen.

Swept and vacuumed up afterwards.

This.

Yes this.

Posted: 12/22/2020 10:22:33 PM EDT

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Plenty of light is more important than the chair.

Anything that has you upright and free access to the head from sides and back.

With a new grad, it will take longer than you think.

Good luck !

Posted: 12/22/2020 10:24:55 PM EDT

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Whatever you do don't play grab-ass and scare her away.

She might come back again.

Posted: 12/22/2020 10:29:03 PM EDT

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Why not do it outside so clean up is easier.

Posted: 12/22/2020 10:32:07 PM EDT

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In before OP gets the rape and sexual assault allegations

Posted: 12/22/2020 10:33:51 PM EDT

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I sat on a bar stool over the tile in our kitchen.

Swept and vacuumed up afterwards.

This.

Same
Wife has been cutting my hair for years
Same stool, same cut, and same hot wife

Posted: 12/22/2020 10:34:00 PM EDT

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We do it on the front porch. If we plug the clippers into the extension cord, there's enough slack to go right to the edge of the porch so my wife can sweep the hair off.