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Posted: Today 7:11:02 PM EDT
That doesn't seem equitable.
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Posted: Today 7:13:50 PM EDT
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ARFCOM has plenty of worse nicknames and memes for ladybits. Some are deli related.
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Posted: Today 7:14:06 PM EDT
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Posted: Today 7:14:53 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ScoutOut: That doesn't seem equitable. I've smashed more than a few flowers with my junk. Suck it. |
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Posted: Today 7:14:56 PM EDT
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There's always hope
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USA
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Posted: Today 7:15:13 PM EDT
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Great, now I want an Arby’s Beef ‘N Cheddar.
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Posted: Today 7:15:15 PM EDT
[#6]
Hatchet wound.
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Posted: Today 7:15:16 PM EDT
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I have no problem with the thread title statement.
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Posted: Today 7:16:00 PM EDT
[#8]
Hope Solo enters the chat
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Posted: Today 7:16:28 PM EDT
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Posted: Today 7:16:29 PM EDT
[#10]
You gotta put that junk in the trunk.
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Posted: Today 7:16:41 PM EDT
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I love my dick. It’s awesome.
Like a beautiful shining tower of peen. |
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Posted: Today 7:18:59 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By xerxes2695: I love my dick. It’s awesome. Like a beautiful shining tower of peen.  wtfOK that made me literally LOL. No homo. |
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Posted: Today 7:22:44 PM EDT
[#13]
My junk deflowered a lot of flowers.
I'm okay with it. |
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Posted: Today 7:23:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Mike_314]
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So God said to Eve, how are you? What have you been up to today?
Eve replied, I found a way to feel really fresh and clean. I sit on the beach at the edge of the water and spread my legs wide open. The water flows in and out of my womanhood with gentle, soothing waves and cleans me immaculately. God said; DAMNIT! I'll never get the smell out of the fish. |
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Posted: Today 7:24:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CarmelBytheSea: https://y.yarn.co/bb1ec866-feec-40a7-9648-d05acf656393_text.gif This misandry will not stand, man. |
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Posted: Today 7:26:19 PM EDT
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Has OP ever seen the Hope Solo pics? That might change his view that it is a flower and is actually more like an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Just sayin'
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AK, USA
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Posted: Today 7:27:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By just-mike: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/43974/Life-Size-Foam-Replica-Facehugger-51355_-3364304.JPG 
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MI, USA
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Posted: Today 7:30:16 PM EDT
[#18]
Never called it that.
Clam Does that work? |
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Posted: Today 7:34:36 PM EDT
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Posted: Today 7:35:42 PM EDT
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MN, USA
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Posted: Today 7:36:45 PM EDT
[#21]
One is pretty, the other is not.
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Posted: Today 7:38:42 PM EDT
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Posted: Today 7:39:43 PM EDT
[#23]
Mine is a Gordon Ramsey beef Wellington sir
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Posted: Today 7:39:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: CarmelBytheSea]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ScoutOut: https://i.imgur.com/jPDGPxQ.jpeg City college has higher sperm counts 
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Posted: Today 7:40:50 PM EDT
[#25]
They’re all “bits”
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Posted: Today 7:45:54 PM EDT
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From those sages known as The Bloodhound Gang:
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter-dip the cranny axe In the gut locker Retro-fit the pudding hatch With the boink swatter Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove With the pork steeple |
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Posted: Today 7:49:36 PM EDT
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You're just now noticing language is used against you?
 choose wisely 
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OR, USA
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Posted: Today 7:49:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By USA1st: Mine is a Gordon Ramsey beef Fixed it for you |
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Posted: Today 7:51:41 PM EDT
[#29]
It's beautiful, but only because I'm programmed to think so.
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Posted: Today 7:53:00 PM EDT
[#30]
But they're both uglys bumping in the night..
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Posted: Today 7:53:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FlashHole: It's beautiful, but only because I'm programmed to think so. 
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Posted: Today 7:53:44 PM EDT
[#32]
I’ll take flowers for $2,000 Alex.
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Posted: Today 7:55:28 PM EDT
[#33]
White sausage
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Posted: Today 7:57:29 PM EDT
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OP needs to lighten up - there are at least as many derogatory names for a woman's genitalia as a man's.
And it's her labia that are a flower, not her vagina. |
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Posted: Today 7:59:18 PM EDT
[#35]
Why is there no play named "The Penis Monologues"?
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TX, USA
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Posted: Today 8:00:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: whs78]
[#36]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ED_P: ARFCOM has plenty of worse nicknames and memes for ladybits. Some are deli related. I’m thinkin’ Arby’s! 
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Posted: Today 8:01:35 PM EDT
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You saw a Halloween costume?
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OH, USA
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Posted: Today 8:01:49 PM EDT
[#38]
50 minutes and no body has mentioned Arby’s roast beef?
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Posted: Today 8:04:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By whs78: I’m thinkin’ Arby’s! 
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Posted: Today 8:05:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Emeoba69: 50 minutes and no body has mentioned Arby's roast beef? |
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NC, USA
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Posted: Today 8:06:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: bennnn]
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FL, USA
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Posted: Today 8:15:00 PM EDT
[#42]
It may not be twelve inches, but it smells like a foot.
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Posted: Today 8:18:54 PM EDT
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Posted: Today 9:02:33 PM EDT
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It’s either a flower or a bucket of 3 day old fish.
But the junk is always the junk. Take your chances. |
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Posted: Today 9:13:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: From those sages known as The Bloodhound Gang: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter-dip the cranny axe In the gut locker Retro-fit the pudding hatch With the boink swatter Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove With the pork steeple Love that song 🤣 The Mrs and I call our local Karens and all around snooty Lexus suv driving plastic surgery having hausfraus squish mittens. “How was the grocery store?” “JFC, full of squish mittens, shoulda gone during the week” |
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Posted: Today 9:16:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ScoutOut: That doesn't seem equitable. That has to be a term a woman came up with, because when you get done with them they look like a bulldog eating mayonnaise. |
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Posted: Today 9:17:37 PM EDT
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Women will kill their offspring in order for their beautiful flower to be hammered repeatedly by junk.
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Posted: Today 9:18:19 PM EDT
[#48]
 Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (Official Video) Theme music for this thread. |
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Posted: Today 9:19:37 PM EDT
[#49]
Once I was climbing the garden wall
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MO, USA
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Posted: Today 9:21:30 PM EDT
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“Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? lovely!”
― Robert A. Heinlein |
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