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Posted: 5/13/2009 10:32:40 PM EDT
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Wandering Duck thread: A member had a girlfriend with a female roommate who was overly protective of her stuffed animal: and plush duck that could be bought at any Walgreens in the country. The arfcommer stole it for a weekend and took photos of it doing odd things to make the roommate mad; eventually other arfcommers bought similar ducks and took pictures of it doing things all over the country. Kind of an arfcom Flat Stanley thread emerged. -Summer 2005 to the best of Kalahnikd's oft-wrong memory
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CO, USA
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Posted: 5/13/2009 10:43:28 PM EDT
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Imbroglio,"All I need is a 10/22 and a .38 or 911 on speed dial"
Styeraug McUZI Gecko45 
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Posted: 5/13/2009 10:55:50 PM EDT
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"The ARFCOM Curse" - A site specific euphamism for Divorce. Threads with this in the title usually progress into a sort of ARFCOM center for lessons learned tutorial. Actions recommended usually end up being some combination of drunkenness, promiscuity, prayer, and serious spiritual reflection after completely removing firearms from your place of residence "right fucking now."
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VA, USA
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Posted: 5/13/2009 11:14:49 PM EDT
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Am I allowed to nominate "elite handpicked cadet company"?
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Posted: 5/13/2009 11:15:53 PM EDT
[#5]
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
Wandering Duck thread: A member had a girlfriend with a female roommate who was overly protective of her stuffed animal: and plush duck that could be bought at any Walgreens in the country. The arfcommer stole it for a weekend and took photos of it doing odd things to make the roommate mad; eventually other arfcommers bought similar ducks and took pictures of it doing things all over the country. Kind of an arfcom Flat Stanley thread emerged. -Summer 2005 to the best of Kalahnikd's oft-wrong memory That's kinda true. What he did was steal the duck, then bought one exactly like that and was sending it to members and then some other members bought some as well and we created an entire photo album with the duck and then returned the album and the duck to the room mate after a year. |
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MN, USA
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Posted: 5/14/2009 8:40:15 AM EDT
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I think in the Box of Truth, Old Painless or his own mention of Tman. He was a big part of many experiments that Old Painless did. He wasnt a big poster here from what I see but if you bounce around many of the BoT pages his name is mention quite often. The posts he did here where very professional and I bet he had forgotten more about firearms than most people will ever know before his passing.
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Posted: 5/14/2009 9:37:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: mhoffman]
[#7]
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
Wandering Duck thread: A member had a girlfriend with a female roommate who was overly protective of her stuffed animal: and plush duck that could be bought at any Walgreens in the country. The arfcommer stole it for a weekend and took photos of it doing odd things to make the roommate mad; eventually other arfcommers bought similar ducks and took pictures of it doing things all over the country. Kind of an arfcom Flat Stanley thread emerged. -Summer 2005 to the best of Kalahnikd's oft-wrong memory OMG I remember hearing about that! It's definitely hitting the list - anyone have a link to it in the archive? (Hopefully still with pics?) _MaH ETA: Does anyone know/recall what David Olofson's ARFCOM user name is??? |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 11:13:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2009 11:19:52 AM EDT
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Has anybody mentioned the best answer to the question: "How do I get rid of *******?
Why, "KILL IT WITH FIRE", of course. Didn't that response originate here? |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 11:36:09 AM EDT
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Is the "wandering duck" thread in the archives?
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Posted: 5/14/2009 11:38:15 AM EDT
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I had no idea the Ryan's story started here. When that thing first started making the rounds, I worked at a software startup that had just under 30 employees - all male, all aged mid-20's to early 30's. That story literally brought work to a complete halt for at least a half an hour.
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Posted: 5/14/2009 12:35:13 PM EDT
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I was reading through to make sure you got the wandering duck
That was pretty funny for a while 
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Posted: 5/14/2009 12:47:21 PM EDT
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That list is a great idea. On another note I miss ronmann
 he was fucking hilarious.
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Posted: 5/14/2009 1:16:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Originally Posted By hd_pancho:
Why the hell isn't this thread tacked?
What about the ARFCOM Fear Factor? Link to the Arfcom Fear Factor Final featuring Tequila Bobs winning entry |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 1:43:25 PM EDT
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I haven't sifted through the whole thread, but Rebel_Gray (or grey) went to prison for trying to give Al Qaeda militaary info.
Originally Posted By WyattEarp: How about our ex-resident anti American terrorist who was arrested? I forgot his name. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Underwater bump fire- a member bumped his AR under water, it blew up Naked mag dump- a member chased off theives in his birthday suit. emptying a mag from his AR over their heads as they fled the scene. Seeing Eye Cat threads- piccolo's advenures with Toki, the amazing leash trained cat, and he acted as if it were a service animal, complete with red tipped cane. |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 2:07:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TimJ:
Naked mag dump- a member chased off theives in his birthday suit. emptying a mag from his AR over their heads as they fled the scene. THAT REMINDS ME! What about ALPHAGHOST!? Chasing the bad guys with his AR!!! VID LINK!!! http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/memoryblade/?action=view¤t=incident__.flv |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 3:35:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Libertyhillguy]
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Posted: 5/14/2009 3:49:03 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheMocoMan: Good one.Originally Posted By TimJ: Naked mag dump- a member chased off theives in his birthday suit. emptying a mag from his AR over their heads as they fled the scene. THAT REMINDS ME! What about ALPHAGHOST!? Chasing the bad guys with his AR!!! VID LINK!!! http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/memoryblade/?action=view¤t=incident__.flv  |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 3:56:10 PM EDT
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!!! that rocked, I can't believe I forgot about it!
Originally Posted By TheMocoMan: Originally Posted By TimJ: Naked mag dump- a member chased off theives in his birthday suit. emptying a mag from his AR over their heads as they fled the scene. THAT REMINDS ME! What about ALPHAGHOST!? Chasing the bad guys with his AR!!! VID LINK!!! http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f98/memoryblade/?action=view¤t=incident__.flv |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 4:07:27 PM EDT
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lmao, I love this site. Need to add this one:
Keith_J: bastard knows everything about everything, especially if it is made from metal In other equally amazing news, I saw a thread of his where it was proven he did not know everything. My mind was blown and I don't know who I am or where i am at. But here is the thread: http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=10&f=3&t=617850 |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 4:13:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: AeroE]
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Originally Posted By GaryM:
Anyone mention RebelGrey yet? Imbroglios 10,000 post? 10/22 and a .38 special? A 10/22, a .38, and a tactical wheel barrow; all fine ideas from that irrepressible convict Gunkid. A different board gave him his own forum just to keep him corraled. The newbie posts there from people unfamiliar with his mode of operation were just as hilarious as his oh so serious posts and advice threads. Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Cyanide vs. Sgtar15  Cyanide vs. Everyone ; a certifiable tool. 1911greg and Citabria7GCBC both made threads when they were young pups that they probably hope never surface again. Who was the revolutionary that emailed everyone on the site that he thought might side with him? It will come to me later ... |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/14/2009 4:17:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Threecurl:
I had no idea the Ryan's story started here. He's a member here; can't remember who. That wandering duck thread almost made me piss myself. Didn't the duck get blown up? |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 4:35:43 PM EDT
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Isn't this for vague references.
No one ever references the wandering duck do they? –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Oh yeah the "Car Wash Draw Down" is still referenced today in threads |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 4:58:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: ghengiskhabb]
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Shoulder thing that goes up In an interview between Tucker Carlson and Carolyn McCarthy, the following exchange took place: Carlson: In February you introduced the Assault Weapons Ban and Law Enforcement Protection Act of 2007; it would regulate semi-automatic assault weapons including weapons that have pistol-grips or forward grip and something called a "barrel shroud." Weapons with a "barrel shroud" would be regulated. What’s a "barrel shroud" and why should we regulate it? McCarthy: I think – I think the more important thing is that it also would have banned the large capacity clips that Colin Ferguson had used, and also the killer. Carlson: I’m sorry – I read the legislation, and it said that it would regulate "barrel shrouds." What’s a "barrel shroud" and why should we regulate them? McCarthy: The guns that were chosen back in the – in those days were basically the guns that most gangs and criminals were using to kill our police officers. I’m not saying it was the best bill but that was the best bill we could get out at that particular time – Carlson: Do you know what a "barrel shroud" is? McCarthy: I actually don’t know what a "barrel shroud" is – Carlson: Oh, okay, because it’s in your legislation. McCarthy: I believe it’s the shoulder thing that goes up. Carlson: No, it’s not. For the record, a barrel shroud is a piece of metal with holes in it, designed to protect the person firing the firearm from burning his hand on the hot barrel concealed beneath the shield. It has nothing to do with how the weapon operates, but it can make a gun look scary, in an "ooga-booga!" sorta way, if you wear Birkenstocks and wear pleather. (quoted from http://www.mikelief.com/archives/2007_04.html) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGpykAX1fo More Thrust Per Squeeze An idiotic comment from an idiotic reporter named Paul Vitello for Newsday March 4, 2004 in which he gave the world the following literary gem: "Now, the so-called assault weapons ban - weak and evadable as it is - is due to expire. This will make it possible for gunmakers to return their products to their full monty of killing power: more bullets per clip, more thrust per squeeze. The National Rifle Association has made the end of the ban one of its top priorities." Complete article may be found a member's site whose name I forget: http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2004/03/they-never-ever-stop-and-they-have.html Mr. Vitello later remarked in his March 9 column about how gun owners had cured his lonliness problem. |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 5:05:31 PM EDT
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Haven't read the whole thread...
Did anyone cover "Fix Bayonets Forward"? Or "The shoulder thing that goes up"? I'm a terrible writer, so maybe one of you more talented guys can write them up. |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 5:16:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/14/2009 5:34:42 PM EDT
[#27]
What????
No Fuckin' Gernades???? Gotta put Covert up there with his Youtube battle with the Gansta rapper dude
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Posted: 5/14/2009 5:51:47 PM EDT
[#28]
Where's "eject" along with the pilot pic?
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Posted: 5/14/2009 6:18:43 PM EDT
[#29]
Originally Posted By E-95:
Looks like Wdsman did the groundwork and already compiled a good selection of Piccolo's gut busting stories here: SEC, Ryan's, Fire on a plane, A-square E-95 This^^^ The Seeing Eye Cat stories are some of the most hilarious tales I have read, EVAR! Wes |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 6:21:48 PM EDT
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You seem to have left the "Squatdog" entry in it's inside joke form. I think that is outside the point of this article.
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Posted: 5/14/2009 6:27:12 PM EDT
[#31]
ost
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NY, USA
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Posted: 5/14/2009 6:56:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By fosters:
What???? No Fuckin' Gernades???? Gotta put Covert up there with his Youtube battle with the Gansta rapper dude You don't fuck with us, cause we're fuckin nuts, and I don't mean cashews! |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 7:02:27 PM EDT
[#33]
Five pages and nothing about "rickroll?"
"You've been rick-rolled!"
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Posted: 5/14/2009 7:10:40 PM EDT
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SniperWolfe and EladFlow - the two "original" Lifetime members of ar15.com, who posted (unintentionally homoerotic) pictures of themselves shaving each others' heads in order to earn a membership
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Posted: 5/14/2009 7:21:47 PM EDT
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LA, USA
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Posted: 5/14/2009 7:36:20 PM EDT
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What, no Aardvark?
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MO, USA
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Posted: 5/14/2009 7:43:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Willmar:
What, no Aardvark? it's an anteater |
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Posted: 5/14/2009 9:57:11 PM EDT
[#38]
TAG!
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Posted: 5/15/2009 2:52:35 AM EDT
[#39]
Originally Posted By toaster:
Anybody mention this classic yet? http://i39.tinypic.com/1t3g28.jpg Sawzalled lower receiver. 
Loved that one. |
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Posted: 5/15/2009 8:58:04 AM EDT
[#40]
That was.....disturbing........
Originally Posted By DK-Prof: SniperWolfe and EladFlow - the two "original" Lifetime members of ar15.com, who posted (unintentionally homoerotic) pictures of themselves shaving each others' heads in order to earn a membership I still think ARFcom Fear Factor was the best set of threads ever. TequilaBob was nuts!
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Posted: 5/15/2009 9:12:11 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/15/2009 10:04:37 AM EDT
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just now read through this and a whole bunch of stuff got missed......................guess i'll take pen to paper later and see what all i can come up with
BTW, i know you can say MARPAT now but can you still not say T_NK? 
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Posted: 5/15/2009 10:28:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: BeetleBailey]
[#43]
awesome. I've been here a while and a lot of that made me chuckle. Definitely needs a tack somewhere. Of the things I can think of that you left off:
-Axl for his multiple epic posts, but most importantly, he was the brainchild behind the "send a brick" campaign that another member took and ran with regarding securing our border -the Ryan's buffet story |
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Posted: 5/15/2009 11:16:45 AM EDT
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tag
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ID, USA
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Posted: 5/15/2009 12:16:06 PM EDT
[#45]
Originally Posted By toaster:
Anybody mention this classic yet? http://i39.tinypic.com/1t3g28.jpg Sawzalled lower receiver.
Holy crap?!?! That guy is insane!! Who in there right mind would chop up there lower?! |
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Posted: 5/15/2009 1:21:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By panzersergeant:
Five pages and nothing about "rickroll?"
"You've been rick-rolled!" Not sure that deserves inclusion. Much like "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU......." that was a meme started by 4chan. _MaH |
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Posted: 5/15/2009 1:26:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mhoffman:
Originally Posted By panzersergeant:
Five pages and nothing about "rickroll?"
"You've been rick-rolled!" Not sure that deserves inclusion. Much like "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU......." that was a meme started by 4chan. _MaH you still need the ammo fort, draw down origin and free pressure washer story. |
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Posted: 5/15/2009 1:37:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ScaryBlackGuns:
Gourami Here toy go Both should be banned from civilian use!!!!!1 You can't take fire on a plane SEC Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile This. |
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Posted: 5/15/2009 1:40:50 PM EDT
[#49]
Originally Posted By krpind:
Originally Posted By mhoffman:
Originally Posted By panzersergeant:
Five pages and nothing about "rickroll?"
"You've been rick-rolled!" Not sure that deserves inclusion. Much like "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU......." that was a meme started by 4chan. _MaH you still need the ammo fort, draw down origin and free pressure washer story. I remember ammo fort, but not how it started. The rest are completely unknown to me. Please share and I'll include them. _MaH |
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Posted: 5/15/2009 2:25:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: mhoffman]
[#50]
OH MY GOD
I just read the Ryan's Steakhouse story. 
I haven't laughed like that in years
Added! _MaH ETA: Fire on a plane added. Interesting to know we have a modern day Prometheus amongst us
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