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Posted: 5/3/2023 12:58:40 PM EDT
I was informed of this by my wife a few weeks ago.
The history of this is quite fascinating.
That said, now I never miss an opportunity to tell her she is being hysterical.
She appreciates this immensely.  Particulary now that my two teenaged sons have picked up on it.
I am glad she has a good sense of humor.
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:00:08 PM EDT
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Sounds like she was being hersterical.
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I was told at work that it was inappropriate for me to refer to a woman as "emotional."

I'm like, "well she was crying, what would you like to call that?"
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A baby back bitch.
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:03:08 PM EDT
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Ha!
Exactly.


wait, wut?
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:03:35 PM EDT
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Beat me to it. Great Album.
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:03:44 PM EDT
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wandering uterus
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:05:25 PM EDT
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I did the same thing lol
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:11:39 PM EDT
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Exactly.


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You need to up your dad joke game!
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:13:04 PM EDT
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So they'll need a Hers-terectomy in order to calm their tits in later life?  Asking for a friend.
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Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:15:02 PM EDT
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now if you REALLY want the 'factoid of the day ' go research what the 'treatment' was for a woman's hysteria in the 1800s...



Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:16:15 PM EDT
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Why herpes? Why dont they call it himpes?
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:17:45 PM EDT
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Steam powered magic wand?
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:18:34 PM EDT
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There's a reason why they use "hysteresis" to describe a condition oscillating from one extreme to the other without settling down.
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They mad about MENStruation
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:28:38 PM EDT
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I like calling democrat women hysterical when I interact with them on Facebook pages. Really inspires them to contribute to the conversation.
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that or let the doc finger bang your wife to orgasm

holy cow  
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 1:35:57 PM EDT
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Doctors who got sick of carpal tunnel syndrome invented the vibrator.
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Please tell us.
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We watched that movie just the other week.
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 2:40:48 PM EDT
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There was medicinal science towards the end of the 19th and beginning of 20th to fix it. Prescribed sex devices, to include electrical and mechanical, that only a trained medical professional could do.
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that or let the doc finger bang your wife to orgasm

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Science!
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 2:42:00 PM EDT
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Shysterical
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Didn't women go to the doc because they were so horned up and their husbands wouldn't give them the O, the doctor man had to give them one?

You would think they would just ring their own devil's doorbell
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 2:47:08 PM EDT
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Try "unprofessional" or "child-like".
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 2:53:06 PM EDT
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In an estrogen-filled room hashing out parking spaces in a new parking lot.  They were screwing it up badly.

"No ladies, look here.  If we angle the spaces like...this, we get an additional 6 spaces, and still plenty of room for the cripple parking."  You'd have thought I crapped in their salads.  Um, cripple is not ok!  You can't say that!  "Um, yes I can, I just said it.  But if you prefer handicapped spaces, ok."  Achtuaally, the preferred term is 'handi-capable'.

"Well if they were so capable, why do they need the cripple spots?"  And with that, I bid them to go with God my children, left and went back to my regular duties.  I'm just not wired to suffer fools that want to control my language.

Link Posted: 5/3/2023 2:57:09 PM EDT
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The uterus can wander….or, wonder.

Orgasms administered by a vibrator fix the uterus in the pelvis.

This was textbook, about 100 years ago—and a reason Scientologists speak I’ll of psychiatry & treatments.

Trust the science!
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 3:00:52 PM EDT
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Beat me to it. Great Album.
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Beat me to it. Great Album.

First CD I ever owned
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 3:01:11 PM EDT
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“Creeping,” as in herpetology is the study of “creeping animals.”

Herpes “creeps” along nerve roots & lays dormant in dorsal root ganglia until the next flare.
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 3:04:59 PM EDT
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The uterus can wander….or, wonder.

Orgasms administered by a vibrator fix the uterus in the pelvis.

This was textbook, about 100 years ago—and a reason Scientologists speak I’ll of psychiatry & treatments.

Trust the science!
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The uterus does indeed wander...that's why it's so hard to penetrate the second wall
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“Creeping,” as in herpetology is the study of “creeping animals.”

Herpes “creeps” along nerve roots & lays dormant in dorsal root ganglia until the next flare.
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“Creeping,” as in herpetology is the study of “creeping animals.”

Herpes “creeps” along nerve roots & lays dormant in dorsal root ganglia until the next flare.


Don't ever trust a woman who says her valtrax is for her cold sores
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 4:28:46 PM EDT
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History is his not hers.
Hysterectomy is hers not his.
Link Posted: 5/3/2023 4:35:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/3/2023 7:04:49 PM EDT
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Sexist!
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