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Posted: 11/20/2023 10:21:29 PM EDT
Old School Andrew Dice Clay at his Offensive Best |
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Hickory hickory dock
This chick was sucking my cock The clock struck two I shot my goo I dropped the bitch off on the next block. An all time classic. |
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Andrew Dice Clay -- No Apologies |
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"The Diceman Cometh" (Entire Show) - Andrew Dice Clay (1989) |
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Saw him live in the mid 80's. Good for his time.
The movie Casual Sex wasn't terrible...back then. |
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Quoted: Is he dead? View Quote Funny you mention it. There was a Bill Burr thread last week where everyone shit on him. I'm a huge Bill Burr fan so I don't get it. Bill Burr has recently been bringing out Andrey Dice Clay as a surprise guest at his shows. Think he brought Dice out when he did Madison Square Gardens. Just giving the guy that probably doesn't book a lot of shows more exposure to a generation that may have missed him. He's also dealing with health issues. Here is a recent interview on him. Andrew Dice Clay Talks Comeback, Bill Burr, Bell's Palsy, 'Blue Jasmine' + More |
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Quoted: Funny you mention it. There was a Bill Burr thread last week where everyone shit on him. I'm a huge Bill Burr fan so I don't get it. Bill Burr has recently been bringing out Andrey Dice Clay as a surprise guest at his shows. Just giving the guy that probably doesn't book a lot of shows more exposure to a generation that may have missed him. He's also dealing with health issues. Here is a recent interview on him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvZ00TgwZY View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Is he dead? Funny you mention it. There was a Bill Burr thread last week where everyone shit on him. I'm a huge Bill Burr fan so I don't get it. Bill Burr has recently been bringing out Andrey Dice Clay as a surprise guest at his shows. Just giving the guy that probably doesn't book a lot of shows more exposure to a generation that may have missed him. He's also dealing with health issues. Here is a recent interview on him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvZ00TgwZY I remember him on the Howard Stern Show back in 80s-90s |
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Little bow peep , blew a horse and licked his feet, she ate his ass so very nice …
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Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Saw a Girl and Couldn’t Meet Her Met Her Brother One Day Sucked His Dick Now He’s Gay Mary Mary Quite Contrary Shave That Pussy It’s Too Damn Hairy |
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Saw him in the early 90s.
The comic that opened for him was this 6’5” Italian dude that was all muscle. He made a joke about black people, and there were many in the crowd. They started booing, threw some popcorn and some guys in the audience were out in the aisle talking about kicking his ass. The comic hopped down off the stage and dared “any black MFers” to come up there and shut him up. Nobody moved. He climbed back up on the stage and kept on with the black jokes, with people still booing and walking out. Dice was hilarious, but the opening dude stole the show. We were cracking up. Have no idea what his name was. |
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fucking legend.
Are there videos of gen z's reacting to him? |
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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard To get her poor dog a bone When she bent over, Rover came over And gave her a bone of her own. |
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I would shut the door to my office and play his old acts on YouTube while working.
The youth can’t play dice today. |
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill Each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two fiddy |
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Jack and Jill went up the Hill with each a buck and a quarter..
Jill came down with $2.50! THAT SLUT!! |
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"The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"
I like the toast The Adventures of Ford Fairlane - Here's to you! |
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Peter Peter, a pumpkin eater, had a wife and loved to beat her, smacked her twice across the head, fucked her ass then went to bed.
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Andrew Dice Clay - OH! |
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Early 2000’s the wife unit and I went to LV to visit my best friend. Don Rickles was playing locally. We called to get tickets and they said he was out that week but Dice was playing instead. So we got Dice tickets. It was the funnest show I have ever seen. All of us were crying from the laughter. I am not sure if we heard 1/4 of his act from laughing so much.
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Bill Burr is a fucking cuck. He used to be funny. He's now the exact fucking weakling he made a career on mocking. Fuck that guy.
Dice man was the man. He fell off after drinking his own kool aid too much. Sad to see his failing health. Quoted: Funny you mention it. There was a Bill Burr thread last week where everyone shit on him. I'm a huge Bill Burr fan so I don't get it. Bill Burr has recently been bringing out Andrey Dice Clay as a surprise guest at his shows. Think he brought Dice out when he did Madison Square Gardens. Just giving the guy that probably doesn't book a lot of shows more exposure to a generation that may have missed him. He's also dealing with health issues. Here is a recent interview on him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slvZ00TgwZY View Quote |
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He was ok. At the time, he was the flavor of the day. Not very funny
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It’s funny to me that “dice” was a character he created and not who he was in real life, like an actor.
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Rodney Dangerfield Introduces the World to the Diceman (1987) |
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A lot of 80s comedians made a lot of gay jokes. Andrew, Eddie, Sam Kinison, etc
Comedy is best when every one is the target. |
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Quoted: pretty funny in the late 80's but it got old quick. and then there was The Adventure of Ford Fairlane https://i.imgur.com/6FV2oQG.gif View Quote Pretty dang good movie |
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Saw him a couple times, was always careful to not sit in the front rows, he was merciless.
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