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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:47:59 PM EDT
[#1]
Are drugs a disqualifier?
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:48:53 PM EDT
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Do I have to keep my eyes open?
Can I block my nostrils and wear ear pro? |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:52:46 PM EDT
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This is like the Star Trek test where Kirk had to cheat…
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:54:35 PM EDT
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I have a thing about bedding demons. Sigma it is.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 10:56:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2023 11:02:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2023 11:02:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/26/2023 11:28:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By @SrBenelli: The Sigma gets a bad rap because of the shitty trigger (and the fact that Glock sued the shit out of S&W for patent violations)... but I've seldom heard of them NOT going "bang" when the shit-trigger was pulled.  Originally Posted By @Clack: Over the years, I have had two sigmas and I could run them just fine. I took a class with one and it performed pretty awesome. It's not my favorite but it will get the job done. That said, I just don't think I can afford the therapy required to get over a night with those ancient commies. Originally Posted By @noob5000000: I took my CPL course with a borrowed Sigma. It wasn't that bad. Originally Posted By @Lighthammer72: One of the only guns I regret selling is a Sigma. Yeah, the trigger sucked but I know how to fix that now. Rather have a Sigma in my holster than adrenochrome on my dick. Originally Posted By @farmer-dave: Oddly I can shoot the sigma like a laser, fits my hand like a glove, yep I have one and version that came after it. Originally Posted By @Cooper1: I like my sigma  Originally Posted By @nisa715: Sigma was the first pistol I ever bought and still own it today. Honestly, I like my Sigmas. They're not as bad as people make 'em out to be. My pre-ban SW9F has a 6.5lbs trigger. The SW9VE after the spring swap is around 8lbs and the SD9VE factory is at 6.5lbs. They all shoot well and are accurate. No jams or misdeeds.  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 11:37:00 PM EDT
[#9]
Bust out the tequila.
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Posted: 8/26/2023 11:38:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sigma! Sigma! |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 11:41:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The Sigma gets a bad rap because of the shitty trigger (and the fact that Glock sued the shit out of S&W for patent violations)... but I've seldom heard of them NOT going "bang" when the shit-trigger was pulled. For the record, I carry a Colt Series 70 .45 1911 reissue and Mrs Srbenelli carries an M&P in 9mm Yeah the Sigma trigger fairly much sucks compared to its peers. However…..they always go bang, and they are fairly robust. I wouldn’t be afraid to carry one. I would just practicing mastery of the trigger with tons of dry firing. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 11:44:06 PM EDT
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My first gun was a 9mm Sigma.
I don’t mind it honestly. I even bought a “hi cap” mag for it a couple of years ago since only 10 rounders were available when I first bought it. |
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Posted: 8/26/2023 11:56:18 PM EDT
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An SD9VE would count as a Sigma? If so, I could tolerate that. Nothing to write home about, but its at least serviceable.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 12:00:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: An SD9VE would count as a Sigma? If so, I could tolerate that. Nothing to write home about, but its at least serviceable. |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 12:10:58 AM EDT
[#15]
OP is one twisted evil sob.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 12:46:37 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2023 12:57:01 AM EDT
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My bedside gun is a Sigma (with tactical light!), so I'm good.
However, 20-something Hillary... 
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Posted: 8/27/2023 1:02:54 AM EDT
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I’m going to take one for the team and try to kill them both with my dick.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 1:02:59 AM EDT
[#19]
I hate my sigma
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Posted: 8/27/2023 1:05:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sigma was the first pistol I ever bought and still own it today. Bryan?
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Posted: 8/27/2023 1:10:45 AM EDT
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Sigma with a trigger job, slide cut for optic and a dozen mags please.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 1:11:52 AM EDT
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Pelosi was supposedly fairly good looking when she was younger.
Still... How bad can the Sigma really be? |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 1:24:14 AM EDT
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I'd take the Sigma, then shoot Hitlery, Pelosi, and the OP.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 1:28:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My bedside gun is a Sigma (with tactical light!), so I'm good. However, 20-something Hillary... There’s at least a couple of stories out there of how badly she stank, even back then. I guess if I could stay drunk, REALLY drunk the entire time, I’d take the Sigma. |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 1:32:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just push'em to the side. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Diapers stay on or off? Just push'em to the side. 
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Posted: 8/27/2023 1:34:09 AM EDT
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Shit, the Sigma ain't that bad. I'd just watch Youtube videos proclaiming it's shortcomings to be overstated to assuage my concerns.
 I have read, however, that Pelosi was a looker back in her prime. |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 1:38:49 AM EDT
[#27]
Give me Nancy.
At least she’ll get me drunk enough I won’t remember much in the morning. |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 3:11:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A lifetime of knowing what I had done with those two would be worse than any hell the devil could devise. Give me Sigma or give me death! |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 3:15:12 AM EDT
[#29]
Sigmas are really not that bad as long as you don't have the zinc .380 pos.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 3:30:33 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2023 3:35:53 AM EDT
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One night pleasing those 2 old hags. 2 so Ian’s and ratchet straps with floor anchors. Turn on high and go do something more fun.
I can’t even think of the sicko that would pound those flea bags. ?? |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 3:39:29 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OP is one twisted evil sob.  |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 3:45:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryIn all fairness, Midcap has often referred to those - meaning that specific set - as "baps" and "big ole baps" over the years.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 8:11:46 AM EDT
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Poll fail, I’ll have some 3.14.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 8:21:22 AM EDT
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I'll do the hags and make sure they enjoy it far less than I do. Ever heard of Max Hardcore? I'll study his catalog as a starting point. It wouldn't be sex as much as elder abuse.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 8:22:06 AM EDT
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 Attached FileAn oddly specific scenario, Miami. Spend much time thinking of these situations, do ya?? I vote Sigma. There’s a decent line of reasoning that says a carry piece should be one you are willing to part with, if you have to ever actually use it in self defense, as it may sit in evidence forever. I certainly wouldn’t cry over losing a Sigma. Provided the Sigma is reliable, of course, which many assert that it is. And I don’t give a fuck about that shitty trigger. if I ever have to defend myself, I’ll will be mashing that trigger like potatoes on Thanksgiving. Hell, it’s not even a bad looking pistol. As they say in GD, “I’ve carried worse”. |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 8:22:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m not a young buck anymore but I’m fairly certain I could break both their hips. Then all that’s left to do is claim they were both into autoerotic asphyxiation, and the kink just went a little too far. Sometimes you gotta jump on a grenade for your team. 
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Posted: 8/27/2023 8:39:23 AM EDT
[#38]
I would suck start the Sigma before I would touch those Slimy Sweat Hogs.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 8:49:50 AM EDT
[#39]
Pigloci in her younger days sure.. she has a rack that's for sure. grab ahold of them nips and make her squeal
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Posted: 8/27/2023 8:51:53 AM EDT
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Jesus, I'm not sure exactly how much Viagra it would take to get me ready for that night, but I'm sure it would be far more than whatever is considered a safe dose.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 9:05:52 AM EDT
[#41]
Get drunk & wear a blindfold!
Only problem is that the Hildabeast hates men soo much I'd fear she would bite my dick off! |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 9:07:21 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/27/2023 9:09:44 AM EDT
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First semi was a 9ve. I didn’t know any better so I practiced with it and got used to it. It never gave me a hiccup.
I’ll take the sigma |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 9:14:38 AM EDT
[#44]
I'm never giving up my P226, i'll give them multiple orgasms if I have to.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 9:19:00 AM EDT
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100% gonna bang Pelosi and her giant BAPS!
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Posted: 8/27/2023 9:19:26 AM EDT
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Can I do two nights with Pelosi instead? Hillary is just un-Fuckable
 At least Pelosi is a Lush, She seems like she'd be a drunken freak in the sack, riding and gyrating them hips like a Tilt-O-Whirl, plus Nancy's got big'ole Yabbos!  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 5:22:33 PM EDT
[#47]
I have an SW9VE. It's not even that bad, especially if you put a better trigger in it.
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Posted: 8/27/2023 5:24:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That qualifies as suicide. So no. Well, it would be good Nancy. |
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Posted: 8/27/2023 5:27:06 PM EDT
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Sigma out behind the barn
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Posted: 8/27/2023 5:36:48 PM EDT
[#50]
Well done OP. This thread made me actually crack up. My wife asked me what was so funny. She was not amused when I told her. :)
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