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Link Posted: 3/8/2022 6:51:32 PM EDT
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Yes!
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"Man is often more comfortable alone, but women have titties."
RRA_223
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Off the plank with all of yee!
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James Yeager headed  to Ukraine
He was lookin' for a Russian to kill
He wasn’t trying to get rich
'Cause he had been in a ditch
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came upon this young man
Sighting in a rifle and making it hot'
And James Yeager jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a contractor too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you

Now you shoot a pretty good rifle , boy
But give James Yeager his due
I'll bet a free class
Against your ass
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "you may know me from ARFCOM and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"

So , loosen  up  your trigger finger  and shoot your  rifle hard
'Cause Yeager broke loose in Ukraine, and Putin deals the cards
And if you win, you get a free class
But if you lose, Yeager gets to gloat!

James opened up his rifle case and he said, "I'll start this show"
And bullshit flew from his lips as he pulled the trigger slow

As he pulled his finger  across the trigger
it made a evil hiss

Then a band of shills  joined in
And it sounded something like this..

derp...derp...derp...derp…derp...derp...derp...derp…
derp...derp...derp...derp…


When James Yeager finished, ARFCOM said, "well, you're pretty good, ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"

"Fire on the commies" run boys, run

Yeager in the Shoot House with a gun!

Brit in a back seat bleeding out slow

Manual tranny don’t shift? No, child, no


Yeager bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that gift certificate on the ground at ARFCOMs feet

ARFCOM said, "Yeager, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been"


He played,

"Fire on the commies" run boys, run

Yeager in the Shoot House with a gun!

Brit in a back seat bleeding out slow

Manual tranny don’t shift? No, child, no


Link Posted: 3/10/2022 3:44:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/10/2022 3:46:03 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By QCMGR:
James Yeager headed  to Ukraine
He was lookin' for a Russian to kill
He wasn’t trying to get rich
'Cause he had been in a ditch
And he was willin' to make a deal

When he came upon this young man
Sighting in a rifle and making it hot'
And James Yeager jumped
Up on a hickory stump
And said, "boy, let me tell you what

I guess you didn't know it
But I'm a contractor too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you

Now you shoot a pretty good rifle , boy
But give James Yeager his due
I'll bet a free class
Against your ass
'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "you may know me from ARFCOM and it might be a sin
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been"

So , loosen  up  your trigger finger  and shoot your  rifle hard
'Cause Yeager broke loose in Ukraine, and Putin deals the cards
And if you win, you get a free class
But if you lose, Yeager gets to gloat!

James opened up his rifle case and he said, "I'll start this show"
And bullshit flew from his lips as he pulled the trigger slow

As he pulled his finger  across the trigger
it made a evil hiss

Then a band of shills  joined in
And it sounded something like this..

derp...derp...derp...derp…derp...derp...derp...derp…
derp...derp...derp...derp…


When James Yeager finished, ARFCOM said, "well, you're pretty good, ol' son
But sit down in that chair right there
And let me show you how it's done"

"Fire on the commies" run boys, run

Yeager in the Shoot House with a gun!

Brit in a back seat bleeding out slow

Manual tranny don’t shift? No, child, no


Yeager bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that gift certificate on the ground at ARFCOMs feet

ARFCOM said, "Yeager, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been"


He played,

"Fire on the commies" run boys, run

Yeager in the Shoot House with a gun!

Brit in a back seat bleeding out slow

Manual tranny don’t shift? No, child, no


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Just a bit farther outbound from the Sunshine Skyway than yours.
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1995: Chris Farley does Newt Gingrich impersonation during House Republican meeting
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Staged? WTF is she supposed to be doing?
Link Posted: 3/14/2022 9:03:38 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cantright:

Staged? WTF is she supposed to be doing?
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Attacking a cash van?
Link Posted: 3/14/2022 2:47:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cantright:

Staged? WTF is she supposed to be doing?
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Sometimes those rivets need to be tightened. You know, with a screwdriver.  By a young woman.
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Again?
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