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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:24:24 PM EST
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:25:48 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Who butchered the edge on that nakiri. Looks chipped to fuck. She is lucky I like her….  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:27:40 PM EST
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You need a strong vice. Coke and hookers are my jam.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:29:41 PM EST
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:30:05 PM EST
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NwG - all you need is schroedingers box (you know how cats are with boxes.)
Place the box somewhere easily accessible to Jack and simply wait until the knife (probably) doesn't exist. Extract Jack. Or don't. |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:34:05 PM EST
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Long Live Jack Bauer.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:38:49 PM EST
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Probably be a good idea to use this opportunity to give him a bath, now that you have a handle on him.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:39:37 PM EST
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Glue Jack to the garage floor. Step on his neck and while using both hands yank the knife at a bladed 45 degree angle. Should come out easy peasy.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:40:07 PM EST
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:40:34 PM EST
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mergency room if your close
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:42:34 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait, opsec edit.. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84193/0B6A1B24-4227-4221-945C-337001562B99_jpe-2456707.JPG It started.. I miss these. |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:43:28 PM EST
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If the cat doesn’t make it, they are cheap to replace; and they make a killer tamale.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:43:51 PM EST
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I thought his head was part terminator, how'd a knife become stuck in his head???
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:44:29 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Holding the knife against Jack's head for pics or is that a balancing act?  (Good thing I was replying when the cat jumped up on my desk-- I don't want him to see that kind of thing.)He is juggling camera, cat, cutlery, and comedy. With his left foot. Blindfolded. |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:44:32 PM EST
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fire department
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:44:38 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If the cat doesn’t make it, they are cheap to replace; and they make a killer tamale. Free cats are best cats. |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:47:19 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Glue won’t hold him. |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:49:08 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait, opsec edit.. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84193/0B6A1B24-4227-4221-945C-337001562B99_jpe-2456707.JPG It started.. lol I can't believe you're still trolling them on FB. Didn't you get a bunch with a story about Jack chewing on an extension cord? |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:52:30 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: lol I can't believe you're still trolling them on FB. Didn't you get a bunch with a story about Jack chewing on an extension cord? I’ve killed him in so many ways on Facebook that local animal control requests new stories to break the monotony. |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 5:58:41 PM EST
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Posted: 7/17/2022 6:02:23 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait, opsec edit.. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84193/0B6A1B24-4227-4221-945C-337001562B99_jpe-2456707.JPG It started.. 
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Posted: 7/17/2022 6:45:44 PM EST
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Add 2 moar Facebook groups I’ve been banned from..
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Posted: 7/17/2022 6:46:53 PM EST
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Posted: 7/17/2022 6:49:19 PM EST
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84193/E9A23EED-2460-4051-A2EB-03843A690E58_jpe-2456611.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84193/80E2DA8A-4712-448D-A272-53C5926761CD_jpe-2456612.JPG How much can you stab a cat before it’s too much? I didn’t really stab Jack Bauer but while cutting some veggies I dropped the knife off the counter and it stuck right is his furry little head. It’s in there good too, I’m not having any luck getting it out so far. Sunday and the vet is closed and it’s like 102* outside so I’m going to have to figure this out in-house. Probably not a good idea to let this be for too long, it’s been like 45min and the knife clangs on everything Jack walks by. Plus he tried to rub up on my legs and the knife almost cut me. Seems dangerous. Thinking of just holding him upside down and shaking him real good? I’ve got plenty of bandaids and some hydrogen peroxide on hand. Any other ideas? One of these days, I expect OP to post a thread starting with this picture: 
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Posted: 7/17/2022 6:53:29 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: One of these days, I expect OP to post a thread starting with this picture: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dl3VATNXoAMiyX6.jpg Funny story.. When Jack Bauer was young he would go 100% ninja if you held him for too long. Was at the doctor getting a physical for a job and he asked me to remove my shirt. Doctor “holy shit, did you get in a knife fight?” Me” no, I have a kitten”… Doctor “look son, I have a legal need to know if you are being abused?” Me “no, you should meet my kitten.” |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 6:53:33 PM EST
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Wait, you gave that tard cat an additional weapon?
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Posted: 7/17/2022 6:53:53 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: he who draws the knife from the cat shall be king. king of the litter box 
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Posted: 7/17/2022 6:56:55 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: he who draws the knife from the cat shall be king. Excatiber. |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 6:58:17 PM EST
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I miss these threads.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 7:01:11 PM EST
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There should be a Jack Bauer thread every Sunday from now on.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 7:11:59 PM EST
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Jack Bauer
far better than Eddie When Jack finally twerks his last mortal coil, arf com should have a fundraiser and send him to @Guns72 for a proper head mount  |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 7:13:06 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Jack Bauer far better than Eddie When Jack finally twerks his last mortal coil, arf com should have a fundraiser and send him to @Guns72 for a proper head mount https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/3097/67762D3F-77B8-42B8-8CA6-C8A7BD2840E9-409790.JPG We have plans. Jack will be forever. |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 7:13:27 PM EST
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Posted: 7/17/2022 7:14:55 PM EST
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Didn't this cat also get tazored?
Post whores unite! |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 7:17:42 PM EST
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Deserves it for those finger nails alone.
Quote HistoryQuoted: One of these days, I expect OP to post a thread starting with this picture: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dl3VATNXoAMiyX6.jpg |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 7:17:43 PM EST
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How many lives does ol'JB still have?
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Posted: 7/17/2022 7:17:59 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Didn't this cat also get tazored? Post whores unite! Yeah but that was different. |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 7:21:34 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If the cat doesn’t make it, they are cheap to replace; and they make a killer tamale. Pussy=taco FatbitchLolita=tamale |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 7:23:18 PM EST
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Jack the Knife?
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Posted: 7/17/2022 8:39:04 PM EST
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Push it on through? Sort of like what can be done with a fishing hook.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 8:41:06 PM EST
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did i make it before did you try the dishwasher
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Posted: 7/17/2022 8:41:11 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If the cat doesn’t make it, they are cheap to replace; and they make a killer tamale. Your cat can cook? |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 8:43:39 PM EST
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Just pull the knife out. Worse case: he has 8 lives left.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 8:49:03 PM EST
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The most important thing is to run the cat through the dishwasher after removing the knife to clean the wound.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 9:04:21 PM EST
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A cat so equipped might come in handy. When you are at your most desperate, I hope he remembers his training.
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Posted: 7/17/2022 9:22:52 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A cat so equipped might come in handy. When you are at your most desperate, I hope he remembers his training.  Attached File |
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Posted: 7/17/2022 9:27:11 PM EST
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Posted: 7/17/2022 10:16:38 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Your cat can cook? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If the cat doesn’t make it, they are cheap to replace; and they make a killer tamale. Your cat can cook? 
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Posted: 7/18/2022 8:18:23 AM EST
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Posted: 7/18/2022 8:24:08 AM EST
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If you pull the knife out, do you become King? Asking for a friend. |
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