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Posted: 4/26/2024 12:54:44 AM EDT
In other words FMR ( ? me running ).
Due to recent issues ( none of anybodies business)my primary care doctor is wanting wants me to have some cognitive tests. Providers for the test should be contacting me next week. What am I in for. |
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A chance to be President of the United States.
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Draw a clock
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What battery are they proposing for you?
That will determine the level of ass pain and irritation... A full cog sceeen is 2, 8 hr. days of shenanigans... |
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Be careful. If you tell them you frequent GD, they’ll put you on the crazy pills.
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“Nothing Awesome is ever simple.” - qualityhardware
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Originally Posted By DoverGunner: my primary care doctor is wanting wants me to have some cognitive tests. View Quote |
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Originally Posted By BigeasySnow:
It’s the internet. It’s for bitching. |
OP started a thread that’s no one business….. definitely GD worthy. Good luck, Sir
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Is you suffering from early onset dementia?
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Trust me, I used to be with the Government
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Draw the clock and remember the three words. Or politely decline. BP, heart rate / rhythm, lungs, bloodwork. Otherwise thanks but no thanks.
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Defeatism only leads to defeat.
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One of the symptoms of dementia and Alzheimer's are sudden unexplained mood swings. Such as telling everyone your personal business then in the next sentence telling them it is none of their business.
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Originally Posted By dvanblaricom: One of the symptoms of dementia and Alzheimer's are sudden unexplained mood swings. Such as telling everyone your personal business then in the next sentence telling them it is none of their business. View Quote Also, repeating yourself. |
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Originally Posted By Vikingsouthpaw: Is you suffering from early onset dementia? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Either that or Alzheimers. Much is unknown at present. Originally Posted By Lomshek: Originally Posted By ARChoo: Draw a clock Yep. Seemingly simple stuff that will look for short circuits. I do not have a working Clock. The stove clock has not worked since I do not no when Originally Posted By highstepper: Be careful. If you tell them you frequent GD, they’ll put you on the crazy pills. Too late. They found out the hard way they do not work. Originally Posted By Duke117: What battery are they proposing for you? That will determine the level of ass pain and irritation... A full cog sceeen is 2, 8 hr. days of shenanigans... Being absolutely honest I cannot remember. :( He w was talking fast I could barely hear him let alone understand him. Originally Posted By kitwulfen: A chance to be President of the United States. I am Damn sure I would still do a better job. I just might not remember it lol |
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My dad has done a few.
I was shown the tests before he did them and I would have failed miserably. |
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Don't sweat it.
It's not like you'll remember taking it a half hour later. |
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It's called the MME. At least the easy one the pcp gives you. Mini mental exam??? (School was q long time ago.)
Take a random number 53 say, and add or subtract by sevens. Unless you're beyond this. |
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Sir your getting old. Please consider sending all your firearms and ammo to me so they will be properly treated during your mental absence.
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Don’t worry. Biden has moved the bar very low now. The fact that you can spell 2&3 letter words indicates you will pass with flying colors.
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Gang rape is democracy in action.
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I’m not crazy! My parents had me tested. (Really)
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Well that dont sound good will your Dr. red flag you if you dont score sentient?
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I failed the cognitive tests my neurologist gave me (as well as short-term memory recall) and was diagnosed with dementia (mild to moderate). He started me on an Alzheimer's medication. Worst case scenario... it can take years before you succumb to the disease. Best case... you die within a year or two. I hope to have the latter. Good luck and wish you the best!
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I've read a few studies showing that viagra can slow and reverse dementia and alzheimers
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So basically just say "no" to cognitive tests.
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RIP Jeff Reed. Tennessee Squire, Ga. Carry member, NRA,Non-puking 72 ounce drinker 2 of 6 Norcal call sign, Forgotten.
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Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.. |
Originally Posted By DoverGunner: In other words FMR ( ? me running ). Due to recent issues ( none of anybodies business)my primary care doctor is wanting wants me to have some cognitive tests. Providers for the test should be contacting me next week. What am I in for. View Quote Hopefully they don't test things like grammar punctuation, and sentence structure, but that's not antibodies bizniss. |
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Is that you Joe?
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Originally Posted By odiedodi: You aren't off to a great start. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By odiedodi: Originally Posted By DoverGunner: my primary care doctor is wanting wants me to have some cognitive tests. Attached File |
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Oh, it's super fun. You'll come out at the end of the day thinking you're the smartest person in the world.
Kharn |
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8 hours of WTF
headache & boy am I dumb |
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For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood from His workmanship, so that men are without excuse.
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Originally Posted By dvanblaricom: One of the symptoms of dementia and Alzheimer's are sudden unexplained mood swings. Such as telling everyone your personal business then in the next sentence telling them it is none of their business. View Quote We have a winner. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |
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Mom just had one Tuesday. They said to prepare for 4-8 hours but we got there at 1:00, consultation lasted until 2:00 and she was done by 4:30.
I suspect they had more to do but just gave up. She did not want to be there and she gave me the impression on the way home that she answered everything with, "I don't know." Kind of sucks because she really does function ok in day to day life as far as taking care of herself but if you give her 5 words and ask her what they were a few minutes later she'll be lucky to get 1 (even though many times she DOES know because she'll insist she has no idea but tell her to just make something up and she'll sure enough name a few---she just doesn't remember that she heard them so she thinks she's pulling them out at random). So my advice would be to go with your gut on those answers even if you think you don't know----they're floating around in there somewhere. Alternatively, if you want to cut it short and get on with your day just answer, "I don't know" for everything. |
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Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime: Mom just had one Tuesday. They said to prepare for 4-8 hours but we got there at 1:00, consultation lasted until 2:00 and she was done by 4:30. I suspect they had more to do but just gave up. She did not want to be there and she gave me the impression on the way home that she answered everything with, "I don't know." Kind of sucks because she really does function ok in day to day life as far as taking care of herself but if you give her 5 words and ask her what they were a few minutes later she'll be lucky to get 1 (even though many times she DOES know because she'll insist she has no idea but tell her to just make something up and she'll sure enough name a few---she just doesn't remember that she heard them so she thinks she's pulling them out at random). So my advice would be to go with your gut on those answers even if you think you don't know----they're floating around in there somewhere. Alternatively, if you want to cut it short and get on with your day just answer, "I don't know" for everything. View Quote All good till they revoke his driving privileges because he didn’t take it seriously. |
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Originally Posted By DoverGunner: Due to recent issues ( none of anybodies business) View Quote That's not the way this works. |
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OP this is the 3rd time you made this post. Don't you remember?
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The only epidemic this nation is suffering from is an overpopulation of fucking idiots - Cosmo05
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Originally Posted By Bronsonburner: All good till they revoke his driving privileges because he didn’t take it seriously. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Bronsonburner: Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime: Mom just had one Tuesday. They said to prepare for 4-8 hours but we got there at 1:00, consultation lasted until 2:00 and she was done by 4:30. I suspect they had more to do but just gave up. She did not want to be there and she gave me the impression on the way home that she answered everything with, "I don't know." Kind of sucks because she really does function ok in day to day life as far as taking care of herself but if you give her 5 words and ask her what they were a few minutes later she'll be lucky to get 1 (even though many times she DOES know because she'll insist she has no idea but tell her to just make something up and she'll sure enough name a few---she just doesn't remember that she heard them so she thinks she's pulling them out at random). So my advice would be to go with your gut on those answers even if you think you don't know----they're floating around in there somewhere. Alternatively, if you want to cut it short and get on with your day just answer, "I don't know" for everything. All good till they revoke his driving privileges because he didn’t take it seriously. Well, I wasn't actually serious but I don't believe they have the capacity for that. The family can use the recommendation as evidence for the need to have it done or DPS can make the call with the test they have for elderly drivers but I doubt the neuro-psych testing folks just stamp a paper and you can't drive anymore. We're grateful in a way that the stroke knocked out her peripheral vision so there is a physical reason she can't drive. I think it would be harder for her to accept if we just said we didn't think she was mentally capable of it anymore. |
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Originally Posted By DoverGunner: none of anybodies business View Quote And yet, here you are. |
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This is a serious question
why bother doing the test? if it turns out you have dementia what can they do for you? |
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I wish you well OP. This stuff is no joke.
Here's to hoping you're just plain 'tarded |
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"Freedom isn't free. It costs a hefty fuckin' fee. And if we don't toss in our buck 'o five, who will?"
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I worked with a guy who had retired from the Marines.
One day he made the comment "I'm not crazy, they had me tested". I smirked as though he was just joking. He said no, seriously, his drill instructor sent him for a psych evaluation. He said the results came back "knows the difference between right and wrong but consciously decides to do wrong. No psychological issues found" |
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