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Posted: 8/19/2024 11:07:02 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TexCorriente: When I was a kid, some guys out spotlighting on the company hunting lease shot at a racoon, only it was a calf bedded down and they shot an eye out. Calf made it. Before they could get in to the office the next morning somebody had printed off photos of calves and drawn racoon masks on them and taped them to their office doors. So maybe add no shooting raccoons too. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TexCorriente: Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: Maybe add don’t shoot any cows. Cuz you know we’re gonna have that ONE fucking guy like Charles, “you said don’t shoot the pigs, you didn’t say anything about cows”  When I was a kid, some guys out spotlighting on the company hunting lease shot at a racoon, only it was a calf bedded down and they shot an eye out. Calf made it. Before they could get in to the office the next morning somebody had printed off photos of calves and drawn racoon masks on them and taped them to their office doors. So maybe add no shooting raccoons too. Whoa, let's not go overboard with this. 
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Posted: 8/19/2024 11:41:47 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TexCorriente: When I was a kid, some guys out spotlighting on the company hunting lease shot at a racoon, only it was a calf bedded down and they shot an eye out. Calf made it. Before they could get in to the office the next morning somebody had printed off photos of calves and drawn racoon masks on them and taped them to their office doors. So maybe add no shooting raccoons too.  I invite Elecrojk out to kill hogs and all he does is bring me raccoons
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Posted: 8/19/2024 11:44:41 PM EST
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After y’all plucked it, did you put it on the smoker or the forge?
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Posted: 8/20/2024 12:03:31 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By bajagringo: After y’all plucked it, did you put it on the smoker or the forge?  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 12:36:31 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wolfjflywheel: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/384690/B5FDCB5D-2338-446E-955C-E57291B9F5C6_jpe-3299394.JPG Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wolfjflywheel: Originally Posted By bajagringo: After y’all plucked it, did you put it on the smoker or the forge? https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/384690/B5FDCB5D-2338-446E-955C-E57291B9F5C6_jpe-3299394.JPG I almost posted that, looked it up and saved it. Decided to wait to see how long it would take for someone else to post it. Well done my friend. 
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Posted: 8/20/2024 6:38:26 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By electrojk: Run list has been updated/un-fucked. I think. @WJSpade @Scoobysmak @Texas1994 @RandyLahey01 @SturmgeschutzIII @YaBoyKGTho @sevenpt62 @Cowbell @Balloo Ya'll are in! @iwouldntknow, your'e two +1s are in, please verify that they are 100% Woot! Fuck yeah! |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 8:24:51 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By electrojk: Run list has been updated/un-fucked. I think. @WJSpade @Scoobysmak @Texas1994 @RandyLahey01 @SturmgeschutzIII @YaBoyKGTho @sevenpt62 @Cowbell @Balloo Ya'll are in! @iwouldntknow, your'e two +1s are in, please verify that they are 100% Oh hell yeah. Donation sent. Didn't see a place to enter screen name. Training tips for first CW? Unserious answers only. |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 8:52:54 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: Oh hell yeah. Donation sent. Didn't see a place to enter screen name. Training tips for first CW? Unserious answers only. Need to post a video of yourself chugging a 2 liter of Cola and/or a video if you re-creating the Aussie chicks break dance routine from the Olympics. |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 10:04:56 AM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: Oh hell yeah. Donation sent. Didn't see a place to enter screen name. Training tips for first CW? Unserious answers only. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: Originally Posted By electrojk: Run list has been updated/un-fucked. I think. @WJSpade @Scoobysmak @Texas1994 @RandyLahey01 @SturmgeschutzIII @YaBoyKGTho @sevenpt62 @Cowbell @Balloo Ya'll are in! @iwouldntknow, your'e two +1s are in, please verify that they are 100% Oh hell yeah. Donation sent. Didn't see a place to enter screen name. Training tips for first CW? Unserious answers only. Practice the chug with 2 liter. Root beer and Dr. Pepper are both great choices. Make video and post. Seriously do this. |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 10:05:36 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By electrojk: Need to post a video of yourself chugging a 2 liter of Cola and/or a video if you re-creating the Aussie chicks break dance routine from the Olympics. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By electrojk: Originally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: Oh hell yeah. Donation sent. Didn't see a place to enter screen name. Training tips for first CW? Unserious answers only. Need to post a video of yourself chugging a 2 liter of Cola and/or a video if you re-creating the Aussie chicks break dance routine from the Olympics. 
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Posted: 8/20/2024 10:13:29 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By electrojk: video if you re-creating the Aussie chicks break dance routine from the Olympics. that should be another challenge, after everyone gets into the Malort
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Posted: 8/20/2024 10:31:33 AM EST
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Originally Posted By HDLS: Practice the chug with 2 liter. Root beer and Dr. Pepper are both great choices. Make video and post. Seriously do this. All of this seems like a trap. Wouldn't lighter soda go down a little easier? I did have a question on the schedule. 3 days are listed. What else are we doing? Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: that should be another challenge, after everyone gets into the Malort I googled what does malort taste like. "Burnt tires, with a strong flavor of bug spray with DEET." |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 10:50:23 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: All of this seems like a trap. Wouldn't lighter soda go down a little easier? I did have a question on the schedule. 3 days are listed. What else are we doing? I googled what does malort taste like. "Burnt tires, with a strong flavor of bug spray with DEET." It reminds me of the gas tank of a 1968 Cadillac that was parked in ‘71 or a vintage turpentine. |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 11:01:19 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: All of this seems like a trap. Wouldn't lighter soda go down a little easier? I did have a question on the schedule. 3 days are listed. What else are we doing? I googled what does malort taste like. "Burnt tires, with a strong flavor of bug spray with DEET." Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: Originally Posted By HDLS: Practice the chug with 2 liter. Root beer and Dr. Pepper are both great choices. Make video and post. Seriously do this. All of this seems like a trap. Wouldn't lighter soda go down a little easier? I did have a question on the schedule. 3 days are listed. What else are we doing? Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: that should be another challenge, after everyone gets into the Malort I googled what does malort taste like. "Burnt tires, with a strong flavor of bug spray with DEET." Scorpion malort and "The Kai" are best Malort. Lighter soda is a terrible idea, same with seltzer water. Regular coke, root beer, dr. pepper are where it's at with a 2 liter espcially if you're a noob. Practice that chug and post video.  |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 11:03:03 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: All of this seems like a trap. Wouldn't lighter soda go down a little easier? I did have a question on the schedule. 3 days are listed. What else are we doing? I googled what does malort taste like. "Burnt tires, with a strong flavor of bug spray with DEET." Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: Originally Posted By HDLS: Practice the chug with 2 liter. Root beer and Dr. Pepper are both great choices. Make video and post. Seriously do this. All of this seems like a trap. Wouldn't lighter soda go down a little easier? I did have a question on the schedule. 3 days are listed. What else are we doing? Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: that should be another challenge, after everyone gets into the Malort I googled what does malort taste like. "Burnt tires, with a strong flavor of bug spray with DEET." That's a good description. |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 11:06:00 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: All of this seems like a trap. Wouldn't lighter soda go down a little easier? I did have a question on the schedule. 3 days are listed. What else are we doing? I googled what does malort taste like. "Burnt tires, with a strong flavor of bug spray with DEET." Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: Originally Posted By HDLS: Practice the chug with 2 liter. Root beer and Dr. Pepper are both great choices. Make video and post. Seriously do this. All of this seems like a trap. Wouldn't lighter soda go down a little easier? I did have a question on the schedule. 3 days are listed. What else are we doing? Originally Posted By wolfjflywheel: that should be another challenge, after everyone gets into the Malort I googled what does malort taste like. "Burnt tires, with a strong flavor of bug spray with DEET." Lighter soda burns going down and back up. You don't have to be there all three days. But those that get there early have less people heckling them during the run. Then there is plenty of time for heckling others, eating food, bull shitting and drinking Malort. Or sitting in a corner pondering your life choices that lead you to this point.
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Posted: 8/20/2024 11:21:10 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: All of this seems like a trap. Wouldn't lighter soda go down a little easier? You're right. They're fucking with you. Diet Coke is what's up. |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 11:29:44 AM EST
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Originally Posted By electrojk: Lighter soda burns going down and back up. You don't have to be there all three days. But those that get there early have less people heckling them during the run. Then there is plenty of time for heckling others, eating food, bull shitting and drinking Malort. Or sitting in a corner pondering your life choices that lead you to this point. Put me down for this.  Okay thanks. I'll try for a friday morning run. So fine Scotch isn't allowed?  Originally Posted By fortydelta: You're right. They're fucking with you. Diet Coke is what's up. I'm wondering if I need to go with a soda I don't enjoy so dr. pepper isn't ruined for me for the rest of my life.
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Posted: 8/20/2024 11:35:07 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: So fine Scotch isn't allowed?  there is no such thing I do know for a fact the landowners favorite is Jim Beam 
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Posted: 8/20/2024 12:44:17 PM EST
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My +1s both say they are brave fearless warriors that are ready and willing to conquer al obstacles.
Or that they're still 100% in. I can't remember exactly what they said. |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 1:20:02 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wolfjflywheel: there is no such thing I do know for a fact the landowners favorite is Jim Beam Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wolfjflywheel: Originally Posted By SturmgeschutzIII: So fine Scotch isn't allowed? there is no such thing I do know for a fact the landowners favorite is Jim Beam I'll bring a bottle of this:  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 1:32:00 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By chibajoe: I'll bring a bottle of this: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/100464/406295073_10232425041825497_549262524025-3299682.JPG  I'll Try Anything Twice |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 1:42:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By chibajoe: I'll bring a bottle of this: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/100464/406295073_10232425041825497_549262524025-3299682.JPG |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 2:02:02 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By VacaDuck: Need to add some sliced habaneros to it. Do it now and it should be nice and spicy by beginning of Oct. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By VacaDuck: Originally Posted By chibajoe: I'll bring a bottle of this: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/100464/406295073_10232425041825497_549262524025-3299682.JPG  Attached File |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 2:10:18 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wolfjflywheel: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/384690/B632F968-73EB-4031-A7C8-A508777A84F5_png-3299704.JPG |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 6:46:24 PM EST
[#26]
 Attached FileQuote HistoryOriginally Posted By VacaDuck: It's not like it will make it any worse. Attached File |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 8:30:15 PM EST
[#27]
It can't be a cola warrior texas without.....
SUPERCOLA!!!!!  |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 8:55:27 PM EST
[#28]
Put me down as a standing by injured retard. Please and thank you.
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Posted: 8/20/2024 9:59:03 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DJ_Skinny: Put me down as a standing by injured retard. Please and thank you. Awesome! |
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Posted: 8/20/2024 10:47:23 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wormgod: It can't be a cola warrior texas without..... SUPERCOLA!!!!! https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/120786/388079-3300019.jpg I’d try that
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Posted: 8/21/2024 9:21:19 AM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DJ_Skinny: Put me down as a standing by injured retard. Please and thank you. Gotcha added |
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Posted: 8/21/2024 9:27:42 AM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By electrojk: Whoa, let's not go overboard with this. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/140663/1000001515-3109463.jpg Hmm put another pro for driving: capture frens |
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Posted: 8/21/2024 9:40:33 AM EST
[#33]
Tag
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Posted: 8/21/2024 12:22:17 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DJ_Skinny: Put me down as a standing by injured retard. Please and thank you. Dangerous phrasing for ranch activities |
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Posted: 8/21/2024 2:17:51 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DJ_Skinny: Put me down as a standing by injured retard. Please and thank you. Being an injured retard isn't a barrier to doing a Cola Warrior run. |
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Posted: 8/21/2024 2:20:53 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By VacaDuck: Need to add some sliced habaneros to it. Do it now and it should be nice and spicy by beginning of Oct. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By VacaDuck: Originally Posted By chibajoe: I'll bring a bottle of this: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/100464/406295073_10232425041825497_549262524025-3299682.JPG 
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Posted: 8/21/2024 2:21:26 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By brasscrossedrifles: Being an injured retard isn't a barrier to doing a Cola Warrior run. |
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Posted: 8/21/2024 3:12:19 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By brasscrossedrifles: Being an injured retard isn't a barrier to doing a Cola Warrior run. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By brasscrossedrifles: Originally Posted By DJ_Skinny: Put me down as a standing by injured retard. Please and thank you. Being an injured retard isn't a barrier to doing a Cola Warrior run. Pretty much a requirement. |
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Posted: 8/21/2024 3:13:23 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zhukov: Tag Is that German for in? |
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Posted: 8/21/2024 8:48:03 PM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mustangduckk: Awesome! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mustangduckk: Awesome!  Originally Posted By electrojk: Gotcha added
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Posted: 8/22/2024 4:59:38 AM EST
[#41]
In!
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Posted: 8/22/2024 8:31:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: Zhukov]
[#42]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By electrojk: Is that German for in? If, then as spectator only. I still have my GPS location of wolfy's place bookmarked... |
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Posted: 8/22/2024 9:56:31 AM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zhukov: If, then as spectator only. I still have my GPS location of wolfy's place bookmarked... You know who amongst attendees at Cola Warrior does a run? Every single one of them. And not just the men; the women, and the children. |
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Posted: 8/22/2024 10:36:01 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By brasscrossedrifles: You know who amongst attendees at Cola Warrior does a run? Every single one of them. And not just the men; the women, and the children.  |
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Posted: 8/22/2024 10:43:08 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zhukov: If, then as spectator only. I still have my GPS location of wolfy's place bookmarked... Cola Warrior is a family friendly event so there is no cuck chair for "spectators" |
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Posted: 8/22/2024 10:44:42 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zhukov: https://us-tuna-sounds-images.voicemod.net/dfa689ea-2dba-4de8-b549-f1daa2046136-1657899721287.jpg Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zhukov: Originally Posted By brasscrossedrifles: You know who amongst attendees at Cola Warrior does a run? Every single one of them. And not just the men; the women, and the children. https://us-tuna-sounds-images.voicemod.net/dfa689ea-2dba-4de8-b549-f1daa2046136-1657899721287.jpg Pride month was two months ago. You're gonna run. |
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Posted: 8/22/2024 10:49:39 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zhukov: If, then as spectator only. I still have my GPS location of wolfy's place bookmarked... The only spectators are the hecklers who already ran, or are going to run. And again, we don't own a cuck chair. |
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Posted: 8/22/2024 10:57:14 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By brasscrossedrifles: You know who amongst attendees at Cola Warrior does a run? Every single one of them. And not just the men; the women, and the children. Old men with chunks missing out of their legs, old men with heart problems, fat people, all shall run, all are equal to the chug. |
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Posted: 8/22/2024 11:34:38 AM EST
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SGStiles: Old men with chunks missing out of their legs, old men with heart problems, fat people, all shall run, all are equal to the chug. Don't forget retards that get casevac'ed to the nearest hospital with a dislocated shoulder and broken ribs because on their route recon...mistakes were made.
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Posted: 8/22/2024 12:19:50 PM EST
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Don’t worry Zhukov, you can be my Sous-chef
They’ll have to be some pretty big O’l boys to be able to make me or you run anywhere  |
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