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Posted: 10/11/2021 4:25:05 PM EDT
[#1]
All comic book superheroes were gay the whole time. What do you think all their bulging muscles (among other things) in colorful skin-tight outfits meant?
I remember reading The Tick comic, where a bunch of orphaned prepubescent boy sidekicks were talking about their… guardians: “Pouty red lips seem to be very important to them.” And that was about 30 years ago. |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 4:25:21 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  Lois Lane is going to be Super disappointed *Lewis Lane 
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Posted: 10/11/2021 4:25:51 PM EDT
[#3]
He should team up with Ace and Gary. They could be the new Juthtis League.
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Posted: 10/11/2021 4:27:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He should team up with Ace and Gary. They could be the new Juthtis League. Whats everyone looking at? |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 4:30:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2021 4:35:08 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Whats everyone looking at? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: He should team up with Ace and Gary. They could be the new Juthtis League. Whats everyone looking at?  Ambiguously Gay Duo: Fortress of Privacy - Saturday Night Live |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 4:41:51 PM EDT
[#7]
Ok- let’s get this straight (oops, phrasing)…
1. Batman was always gay as LittlePony’s underwear drawer. That’s a no brainer. 2. In the DC film universe, Flash is super gay. Ok, whatever. 3. Now superman is gay? That means hetero Wonder Woman is actually the most masculine and assertive of the DC super hero set? Maybe she should pair up with period panties “woke” Harley Quinn. Fucking LOL. |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 4:46:04 PM EDT
[#8]
What do you expect from a guy that wears his underwear outside his pants?
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:03:20 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They dont, though, according to the vids I've watched on it, comic stores have been going out of business left and right since they went woke, and despite superhero movies being a huge thing, sales have been remarkably low. Supposedly some stores have made it by selling old comics. This isnt new, I was watching vids about how woke the comics industry was, starting about 5 years ago or more. It was one of the first industries SJW defectives got almost free reign in. ETA- and I know its supposed to be "rein" I picked the other on purpose b/c its fitting. Ackshually it IS reign. Reins are what border patrol riders use to whip poor Haitian immigrants, reigns are what kings do during their lives. |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:12:21 PM EDT
[#10]
Gross.
An American icon, ruined. |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:13:11 PM EDT
[#11]
Is anyone really shocked?
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:19:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It's all fun and games until he clenches his butthole and rips a dick off.  Quote HistoryQuoted: It's all fun and games until he clenches his butthole and rips a dick off. Ever read “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex”? Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles. Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout. Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head. Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian. But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*) |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:19:31 PM EDT
[#13]
That’s gay.
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:22:47 PM EDT
[#14]
I figured out how it could work. Kryptonite condom. Thsuperman plays the bottom. The kryptonite allows penetration past the sphincter of steel and prevents the cigar chop at the end.
Question. Since Kryptonite hurts Thsuperman, does this count as BDSM? |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:24:35 PM EDT
[#15]
New problem. If Thsuperman ejaculates from the prostate of steel, you'd have to make sure he was pointing in a safe direction, like towards outer space.
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:30:11 PM EDT
[#16]
He's appropriating human culture.
And he's raping anyone who doesn't know he's an alien. Kharn |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:35:13 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: They dont, though, according to the vids I've watched on it, comic stores have been going out of business left and right since they went woke, and despite superhero movies being a huge thing, sales have been remarkably low. Supposedly some stores have made it by selling old comics. This isnt new, I was watching vids about how woke the comics industry was, starting about 5 years ago or more. It was one of the first industries SJW defectives got almost free reign in. ETA- and I know its supposed to be "rein" I picked the other on purpose b/c its fitting. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: If the fans buy the comic, the fans made him gay too. They dont, though, according to the vids I've watched on it, comic stores have been going out of business left and right since they went woke, and despite superhero movies being a huge thing, sales have been remarkably low. Supposedly some stores have made it by selling old comics. This isnt new, I was watching vids about how woke the comics industry was, starting about 5 years ago or more. It was one of the first industries SJW defectives got almost free reign in. ETA- and I know its supposed to be "rein" I picked the other on purpose b/c its fitting. They're selling anime, tabletop gaming, and other collectibles around here. Kharn |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:43:48 PM EDT
[#18]
Technically it's his son, Jonathan Kent that is queer, not Clark Kent.
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:49:55 PM EDT
[#19]
In before some 2021’ers post how not woke this is, and how ignorant we are for not buying the comics.
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:54:45 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And idiots here will still watch this crap. Probably the same guys that say they don't like Black Rifle Coffee out of one side of their mouth, while accepting coffee, mugs, and other crap from them, saying "they ain't so bad after all " out of the other side of their fat pie hole. |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:57:51 PM EDT
[#21]
Gives a whole new meaning to the "Man Of Steel" title.
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Posted: 10/11/2021 5:59:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:16:35 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "Man of steel", huh? I do feel sorry for kids nowadays... and any normal parents that try to keep what they consume sane. I feel sorry for Louis Lane, that guy will never shit right again! |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:32:36 PM EDT
[#24]
So "truth, justice and the American gay"?
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:38:09 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well, it's come full circle. When I was growing up comic books were gay. You went to the comic book store in shame and hoped no one saw you. Then the Marvel movies really took off and comics were suddenly not gay. Now comic books are officially gay again. This is NFL-level gay. |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:39:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:44:47 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ok- let’s get this straight (oops, phrasing)… 1. Batman was always gay as LittlePony’s underwear drawer. That’s a no brainer. 2. In the DC film universe, Flash is super gay. Ok, whatever. 3. Now superman is gay? That means hetero Wonder Woman is actually the most masculine and assertive of the DC super hero set? Maybe she should pair up with period panties “woke” Harley Quinn. Fucking LOL. He sure wasn't in the Snyder Cut. |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:45:17 PM EDT
[#28]
Robin is also bisexual.
Of course, with a name like that, how could he not be? I just hope Batman knows to watch his six now. So now Superman Jr, Green lantern, and Robin are faggots. Who's next? |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:45:37 PM EDT
[#29]
Everything woke turns to shit.
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:46:19 PM EDT
[#30]
Does AC make him go both ways?
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:49:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:49:10 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lois Lane is going to be Super disappointed Louis Lane on the other hand was super excited until his head blew off faster than a speeding bullet. |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:51:20 PM EDT
[#33]
I made Alan Turing straight. Your move Gay Mafia.
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:51:47 PM EDT
[#34]
Just another click-bait way to get press attention.
It is working very well actuality. |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 6:57:33 PM EDT
[#35]
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might want to read this short piece written in 1969: Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex -- Larry Niven http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html beat . |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 7:41:38 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: He should team up with Ace and Gary. They could be the new Juthtis League. Whats everyone looking at?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m9-UCuOfSESNL should be suing DC |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 7:44:50 PM EDT
[#37]
Damn
Just a year ago we had Trump and gas was like a buck fiddy, and now gas is 3 bucks and Superman is wiping some guys shit off his dick. What happened to that awesome timeline we were on |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 7:45:55 PM EDT
[#38]
It's DC so what did you expect?
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Posted: 10/11/2021 7:47:11 PM EDT
[#39]
Changing a successful product to appeal to maybe 1% of the population seems like a good way to ensure the long term survival of your company.
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Posted: 10/11/2021 7:51:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Everything woke turns to shithttps://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/117798/D4F437FB-481F-40BD-A68B-DF676A2873E3_jpe-2126293.JPG Where's the Kryptonite when we need it? |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 7:55:01 PM EDT
[#41]
DC only produces garbage. Nothing has changed
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Posted: 10/11/2021 7:55:52 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And idiots here will still watch this crap. Comic.  Also...lemme help ungainly this thread. 
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Posted: 10/11/2021 7:56:09 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And then Jon shot his Superload up his gay lover's colon and blew his torso off. There is coffee on my floor now |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 8:04:29 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lois Lane is going to be Super disappointed |
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Posted: 10/11/2021 8:05:15 PM EDT
[#45]
At least it's a new character (his son) rather than the usual "retcon" of an existing character as gay (Green Lantern, Robin, Iceman)...
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Posted: 10/11/2021 8:16:57 PM EDT
[#46]
Truth, Justice, and the American Gay.
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Posted: 10/11/2021 8:24:11 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: So instead of kryptonite, his weakness is leather?
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Posted: 10/11/2021 8:25:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2021 8:49:21 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/11/2021 8:52:23 PM EDT
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