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Posted: 4/13/2023 10:46:04 AM EDT
I can’t stop yacking today about news, tech, you name it. Why?

1. Get my eye patch off today and end up with like new vision.

2.  Can’t drive because I have only one working eye until  item about happens.

3.  I normally use K-cups. But I decided to make a pot of coffee and it’s really very strong. I’m wired.

4.  Just bought a rifle barrel that I have been hunting for 15 years.

Does your wife ever tell you to stop talking? She normally wants me to talk to her.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 10:51:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/13/2023 10:54:16 AM EDT
[#2]
I'm normally a reserved and quiet guy, but I tend to babble around the woman I'm into.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 11:40:14 AM EDT
[#3]
Rare I talk enough to annoy my wife.

But when i do she always tells me to shut up!
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 11:43:58 AM EDT
[#4]
If she's asking you to stop talking, it's b/c she wants you to communicate w/ her in a different medium.  Get to it.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 11:45:46 AM EDT
[#5]
I am more the listener

Link Posted: 4/13/2023 11:45:53 AM EDT
[#6]
Any medicines your on that could be reacting.  I become a talk a holic under a certain antibiotic, a weird reaction.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 11:55:20 AM EDT
[#7]
Start talking like a pirate?
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 12:05:38 PM EDT
[#8]
I don't have a wife.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 12:08:19 PM EDT
[#9]
*** yak, yak, yak ***   Stop being the woman of the house.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 12:10:04 PM EDT
[#10]
All I saw was a rifle barrel you didn't tell us about.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 12:11:35 PM EDT
[#11]
Pics of rifle barrel not loading.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 12:12:22 PM EDT
[#12]
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Start talking like a pirate?
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This is the correct answer.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 12:12:38 PM EDT
[#13]
So she told you to come yack in our ear?

Link Posted: 4/13/2023 12:15:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/13/2023 12:15:38 PM EDT
[#15]
Those one-eyed SS officers with eye patches would drive like an idiot when they started seeing those P-51s storming in.

Don't be a pussy man!

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Link Posted: 4/13/2023 12:17:26 PM EDT
[#16]
Until I got used to being alone all day since my disability, I would talk my wife's head off when she came home from work.  Here is the exact wording... "Do you ever shut the fukk up?" "Shut the fukk up!"  It hurt my feelings and she later apologized.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 12:19:07 PM EDT
[#17]
Picture of his new barrel:

Link Posted: 4/13/2023 1:44:52 PM EDT
[#18]
Is this Rabbi from GT?
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 2:37:57 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
I can’t stop yacking today about news, tech, you name it. Why?

1. Get my eye patch off today and end up with like new vision.

2.  Can’t drive because I have only one working eye until  item about happens.

3.  I normally use K-cups. But I decided to make a pot of coffee and it’s really very strong. I’m wired.

4.  Just bought a rifle barrel that I have been hunting for 15 years.

Does your wife ever tell you to stop talking? She normally wants me to talk to her.
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Folks usually tell me they just learn to tune me out.
Link Posted: 4/13/2023 3:57:16 PM EDT
[#20]
MrsJoemama and I usually have a good 30 minutes of daily conversation. Used to be more, but she changed jobs.

Her new trick is to start complaining about jobs around the house I need to finish when I try to get romantic.
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