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Posted: 12/19/2017 8:57:19 AM EDT

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Bob • an hour ago

Seems she cannot keep her man. If she would have spent more time taking care of her man, his home and his children and less time out running the roads she could have been a better mate and a much happier woman. She must be one of those wild eyed feminist cult members. Typical.

What's his screen name

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:00:15 AM EDT

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Wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers but would not let her borrow the car.
Also as far as the "hooves" comment --well now that explains alot about her driving style --or lack of it.

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:14:53 AM EDT

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he was probably worried about what car insurance would run.

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:22:41 AM EDT

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Get a load of those hooves!

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Get a load of those hooves!

Lol the faggots on here never cease to amaze me

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:24:12 AM EDT

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I'd take her...just wouldn't let her me any where!

Oh yeah, wood plow!

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:30:05 AM EDT

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Danica is Demi Moore hot with much more talent

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:31:55 AM EDT

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True story:

I ran into her in a bank in Beloit, WI about 2007. Her mom is on the board of the bank and we were there to do a security audit on their network.

Danica didn't have any makeup on. I'll pass.

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I have pictures of her that someone sent me from Newk's in Southaven just about a year or two ago.
Whatever coverage she had on then was pretty light.

She must have been in more of a hurry to get married than he is. He's 5 years younger and she should have realized that from the beginning.

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:33:05 AM EDT

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Wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers but would not let her borrow the car.
Also as far as the "hooves" comment --well now that explains alot about her driving style --or lack of it.

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I keep seeing these comments.
Has she wrecked off the track?

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:33:46 AM EDT

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Anyone know how I can get in touch with her?????

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Have you tried a paint and body shop?

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:38:29 AM EDT

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And I’d like to see any of you GD dumbasses actually drive better than her in a NASCAR race.

Posted: 12/19/2017 10:13:35 AM EDT

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So she wrecked her relationship too, huh?

Posted: 12/19/2017 10:20:17 AM EDT

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She is not aging well. Imagine another 5 years.

Posted: 12/19/2017 7:14:38 PM EDT

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I'd definitely take her before Danika!

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This is Gina Carano

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Posted: 12/19/2017 7:18:00 PM EDT

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The one on the left should be yelling "Death by Snu-Snu!"

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Ah, who’s the friend on the right?

The one on the left should be yelling "Death by Snu-Snu!"

Exactly! That's a hot big bitch!

Posted: 12/19/2017 7:23:19 PM EDT

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She's 35. Ricky just turned 30.

One of the articles I saw earlier about the breakup, she mentioned she has eggs frozen so she can still have kids at some point.

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In before the auto insurance companies hire a commando team to destroy those eggs.

Posted: 12/19/2017 7:24:39 PM EDT

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Ah, who’s the friend on the right?

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What about the one on the left!

Posted: 12/19/2017 7:27:03 PM EDT

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Pretty sure thats Gina Carrano.

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I dont think she has tats.

Posted: 12/19/2017 7:29:57 PM EDT

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Exactly! That's a hot big bitch!

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Danica is only 5'2

That other chick isnt that big.

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:04:53 PM EDT

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The vagina is remarkably durable.

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yep self lubricating too...

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:07:04 PM EDT

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I'd hit her wall if you know what I'm saying...

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No big enough to get through it and into the uterus?

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:10:50 PM EDT

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I guess her relationship hit a wall.

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was she dating dale earnhardt?

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:13:57 PM EDT

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Danica who? I don't watch stock car racing.

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:14:18 PM EDT

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Weird. I thought they already were married.

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Wrong timeline

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:20:32 PM EDT

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If someone actually married DP. Would they still play the 'Wedding March'? Or a hi-light reel of her best crashes?

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Posted: 12/19/2017 9:26:13 PM EDT

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Do you have any of the Daytona 500 Pole Award?? Or of her leading laps?

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:34:25 PM EDT

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Wouldn't pull out.

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Couldn’t pull out!!!

King Arthur himself couldn’t pull me out!!!

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:34:27 PM EDT

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I keep seeing these comments.
Has she wrecked off the track?

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Wouldnt kick her out of bed for eating crackers but would not let her borrow the car.
Also as far as the "hooves" comment --well now that explains alot about her driving style --or lack of it.

I keep seeing these comments.
Has she wrecked off the track?

Maybe a relationship or 2, lol.

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:36:30 PM EDT

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And I’d like to see any of you GD dumbasses actually drive better than her in a NASCAR race.

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I made 10 laps around Charlotte and didn't hit anything.. I don't think she can say that...

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:37:20 PM EDT

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Can't afford to pay her insurance.

Posted: 12/19/2017 9:44:09 PM EDT

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Right, left, middle

Posted: 12/19/2017 11:19:30 PM EDT

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She's probably tired of driving fast. I'd give her a nice slow ride to Pound Town.
She would be disappointed so excellently.

Posted: 12/20/2017 8:39:04 PM EDT

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Danica is only 5'2

That other chick isnt that big.

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Exactly! That's a hot big bitch!

Danica is only 5'2

That other chick isnt that big.

She's big enough for me.

I could suck and bite on those thighs all weekend.

Posted: 12/20/2017 9:17:15 PM EDT

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http://www.georgianewsday.com/entertainment/celebrity/357027-let-s-look-at-danica-patrick-s-sandy-bikini-butt-on-instagram.html

Posted: 12/20/2017 10:16:29 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/21/2017 8:21:01 AM EDT

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Do you have any of the Daytona 500 Pole Award?? Or of her leading laps?

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Do you have any of the Daytona 500 Pole Award?? Or of her leading laps?

Doing a giggle search with ‘Danica Patrick racing gif’. This is the only thing I found that didn’t show her crashing.

Ed

Posted: 12/21/2017 8:41:51 AM EDT

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I'll date her but I'll have to drive.

Posted: 12/21/2017 8:48:23 AM EDT

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what is she like 4 foot tall ?

Posted: 12/21/2017 9:05:50 AM EDT

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what is she like 4 foot tall ?

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Ah, who’s the friend on the right?

what is she like 4 foot tall ?

Pretty much. I was at an Indy event years ago at Mid-Ohio.... paddock passes, the whole nine. Anyway, I was within like five feet of her when she was signing autographs near her trailer. She's really tiny.

Posted: 12/21/2017 9:09:45 AM EDT

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Wow. One on the left is a Clydesdale.

Posted: 12/21/2017 9:45:33 AM EDT

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How does Cartman feel about her?

Ed

Posted: 12/21/2017 10:39:00 AM EDT

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I'd have no problem rising to the occasion for a hit it and quit it.

One thing is clear to all who think and see:
She is better looking and a better race car driver than 99.99% of the haters here at ARFCOM!

The Ol' Crew Chief