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Link Posted: 11/11/2022 6:00:52 PM EST
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Probably not but… maybe?
Link Posted: 11/11/2022 6:01:01 PM EST
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I think about you every time I walmart.

Every isle I turn down my brain goes "@midcap"

Just yesterday at walmart I was staring at a huge fat black chick with one boob hanging out of her spandex top to where I could see dark chocolate areola. Her leopard print yoga pants left NOTHING to the imagination, all 400 lbs of her.

As I was caught in the medusa like gaze, my wife pokes me and whispers.... "@midcap?"
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I wonder if people think about me


I think about you every time I walmart.

Every isle I turn down my brain goes "@midcap"

Just yesterday at walmart I was staring at a huge fat black chick with one boob hanging out of her spandex top to where I could see dark chocolate areola. Her leopard print yoga pants left NOTHING to the imagination, all 400 lbs of her.

As I was caught in the medusa like gaze, my wife pokes me and whispers.... "@midcap?"





I ?? U, no homo
Link Posted: 11/11/2022 6:02:05 PM EST
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Who the hell knows? Seriously?

Do you think if I scratch my ass all day, your butt will itch?
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Are you thinking of me when you till the man Forrest of your glutes?
Link Posted: 11/11/2022 6:08:32 PM EST
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don't forget to click your heals together three times
either Dorothy,Toto,or Sgt Schultz will think about you.
Link Posted: 11/11/2022 6:30:02 PM EST
[#5]
I just yawned. I feel so good after yawning.
Link Posted: 11/11/2022 9:15:58 PM EST
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don't forget to click your heals together three times
either Dorothy,Toto,or Sgt Schultz will think about you.
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Bro oz is fantasy land

Man behind the curtain
Link Posted: 11/11/2022 9:16:16 PM EST
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I just yawned. I feel so good after yawning.
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I know those feels bro
Link Posted: 11/11/2022 9:18:57 PM EST
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Yeah, there is something to synchronicity.

But I think it fades with lessening of close contact - i.e. that old flame from years back doesn't get the same link decades later.

But I sure as fuck hope that bitch still knows I'm gonna piss on her grave if she croaks before me
Link Posted: 11/11/2022 10:52:06 PM EST
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Yeah, there is something to synchronicity.

But I think it fades with lessening of close contact - i.e. that old flame from years back doesn't get the same link decades later.

But I sure as fuck hope that bitch still knows I'm gonna piss on her grave if she croaks before me
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LoL
Damn man

I have no problem with any of my exes

By all means I was a giant asshole in my
Youth



I just wonder if anyone ever thinks

You know that midcap, he’s a stud
Link Posted: 11/11/2022 11:22:39 PM EST
[#10]
Maybe, but I can't ask, because the Restraining Order says I can't go with 100 yards of her.

Link Posted: 11/11/2022 11:27:58 PM EST
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Serious question....Do you think that we can communicate that way?

I am not sure myself.
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I see a stalking charge and restraining order in your near future.
Link Posted: 11/13/2022 7:49:51 PM EST
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Maybe, but I can't ask, because the Restraining Order says I can't go with 100 yards of her.

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Muy caliente!
Link Posted: 11/13/2022 7:50:21 PM EST
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I see a stalking charge and restraining order in your near future.
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Serious question....Do you think that we can communicate that way?

I am not sure myself.


I see a stalking charge and restraining order in your near future.


Well don’t see how my wife lives with me
Link Posted: 11/13/2022 7:56:03 PM EST
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If you'd stop posting we'd forget pretty quickly.  Let's try it!
Link Posted: 11/13/2022 7:59:32 PM EST
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If you'd stop posting we'd forget pretty quickly.  Let's try it!
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I wonder if people think about me

If you'd stop posting we'd forget pretty quickly.  Let's try it!


Y’all would be so heart broken without me here
Link Posted: 11/13/2022 8:06:31 PM EST
[#16]
No, but it is odd how times i've thought of someone that I hadn't seen in a while and they call or email me the next or two.
Link Posted: 11/13/2022 8:08:39 PM EST
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The latest Levar Burton Reads podcast story had to do with "parasocial" relationships.  A new term to me, it describes people who are in 1-sided relationships with another; think a follower of an Instagram or whatever person with a million followers.  The follower identifies as a "friend" of that person, has access to many intimate details of the life they post, and thinks about them often.  But, if they saw that social media person on the street, the follower would be unrecognizable.  

This could also be related to people who take anime too seriously and have waifus of their favorite anime girls.  For the record I do watch some anime, but I'm not super into it and I don't have any body pillows or $1000 figurines of anime girls.  

The story was pretty good and had a cool twist at the end.  Worth a listen if you like shirt stories and/or podcasts.
Link Posted: 11/13/2022 8:09:10 PM EST
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Link Posted: 11/13/2022 8:10:39 PM EST
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Y’all would be so heart broken without me here
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Link Posted: 11/13/2022 8:11:58 PM EST
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If you'd stop posting we'd forget pretty quickly.  Let's try it!
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The night is still young yet. There's bound to be a guilty/not guilty thread where he shall be summoned.

Link Posted: 11/13/2022 8:40:45 PM EST
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The latest Levar Burton Reads podcast story had to do with "parasocial" relationships.  A new term to me, it describes people who are in 1-sided relationships with another; think a follower of an Instagram or whatever person with a million followers.  The follower identifies as a "friend" of that person, has access to many intimate details of the life they post, and thinks about them often.  But, if they saw that social media person on the street, the follower would be unrecognizable.  

This could also be related to people who take anime too seriously and have waifus of their favorite anime girls.  For the record I do watch some anime, but I'm not super into it and I don't have any body pillows or $1000 figurines of anime girls.  

The story was pretty good and had a cool twist at the end.  Worth a listen if you like shirt stories and/or podcasts.
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That explains how dudes get friend zoned
Link Posted: 11/14/2022 11:20:04 AM EST
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anyone thinking on me today?
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